Chock pulls one over on the empire
[Chock sat silently in his bar. Business had never been this bad. Surely someone would be thirsty. He had a various collection of foods and drinks (both synthehol and true alcohol) from many planets of both the Empire and the Alliance. Even if he didn't have what someone wanted the ship's replicator could easily produce a decent substitute that looks and tastes similar given a good description. Yet, no one enter the doors. Chock knew this wasn't going to be as profitable of a mission as he'd earlier thought. He remembered Rule of Acquistion #62 "The riskier the road the greater the profit" however he also remembered Rule of Acquisition #9 "Opportunity + instinct = profit" and every instict was telling him that this whole mission is a bad idea, for him anyway. The Unwritten Rule of Acquisition states "When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up." He decided it was time to do just that.]
Chock: Rule of Acquisition #306 "A business opportunity which involves a considerable risk of death is no opportunity at all, a wise man lives to seek his fortune another day."
[With that Chock knew what he had to do. He packed everything he could take with him in his bag and removed his com-badge. He knew that Operative M was the one he should worry about. But he also knew that the Operative was busy on the command deck, not to mention distracted by the sounds of the captain's sexcapades. He slowly made his way to Shuttle Bay 3. He attempted to access the ship's computer. He pressed a few pads on the control panel.]
Computer: Access denied. This function restricted to authorized personnel only.
Chock: Damn. Computer, who is authorized for this function?
Computer: Command level clearance is restricted to Operative M and Captain Marra.
Chock: We'll see about that.
[Chock works for a few minutes to access a backdoor to the ship's root programming line. It isn't easy. The Empire has made it practically impossible. Luckily Chock had been trained for such situations. After all what weapon salesman didn't know his machines. He worked tediously, nervous that someone would discover his location or attempts to gain clearance. After what must've been 45 minutes to an hour Chock got lucky and found a backdoor. He gave himself full command level clearance. But there was a problem. How would Chock get away, the ship can travel at warp but a shuttle craft can only get maximum impulse which is barely the speed of light, not even warp 1. Then it dawned on him! He had programmed all the components of a cloaking device into the ship's replicator and encoded it and hidden it in so many sub-directories the Empire probably didn't remove it. He hoped it was still there. The nearest replicator unit was down the hall from Shuttle Bay 3 so he made his way there.]
[Chock sat silently in his bar. Business had never been this bad. Surely someone would be thirsty. He had a various collection of foods and drinks (both synthehol and true alcohol) from many planets of both the Empire and the Alliance. Even if he didn't have what someone wanted the ship's replicator could easily produce a decent substitute that looks and tastes similar given a good description. Yet, no one enter the doors. Chock knew this wasn't going to be as profitable of a mission as he'd earlier thought. He remembered Rule of Acquistion #62 "The riskier the road the greater the profit" however he also remembered Rule of Acquisition #9 "Opportunity + instinct = profit" and every instict was telling him that this whole mission is a bad idea, for him anyway. The Unwritten Rule of Acquisition states "When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up." He decided it was time to do just that.]
Chock: Rule of Acquisition #306 "A business opportunity which involves a considerable risk of death is no opportunity at all, a wise man lives to seek his fortune another day."
[With that Chock knew what he had to do. He packed everything he could take with him in his bag and removed his com-badge. He knew that Operative M was the one he should worry about. But he also knew that the Operative was busy on the command deck, not to mention distracted by the sounds of the captain's sexcapades. He slowly made his way to Shuttle Bay 3. He attempted to access the ship's computer. He pressed a few pads on the control panel.]
Computer: Access denied. This function restricted to authorized personnel only.
Chock: Damn. Computer, who is authorized for this function?
Computer: Command level clearance is restricted to Operative M and Captain Marra.
Chock: We'll see about that.
[Chock works for a few minutes to access a backdoor to the ship's root programming line. It isn't easy. The Empire has made it practically impossible. Luckily Chock had been trained for such situations. After all what weapon salesman didn't know his machines. He worked tediously, nervous that someone would discover his location or attempts to gain clearance. After what must've been 45 minutes to an hour Chock got lucky and found a backdoor. He gave himself full command level clearance. But there was a problem. How would Chock get away, the ship can travel at warp but a shuttle craft can only get maximum impulse which is barely the speed of light, not even warp 1. Then it dawned on him! He had programmed all the components of a cloaking device into the ship's replicator and encoded it and hidden it in so many sub-directories the Empire probably didn't remove it. He hoped it was still there. The nearest replicator unit was down the hall from Shuttle Bay 3 so he made his way there.]