The Progressive Quote lady

[Bobby_3111]

I thought about writing a story about the Progressive gal with those big red lips with some guy just bending her over her checkout counter and driving away. While every thrust her head hit that button that makes the sign flip on what rates are best for him. It just seems too funny for me though, lol.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

Flo did pop up in the "who do you want to fuck now?" thread...

what if some big black guy follows her advice and goes with Progressive, only to discover that his rates are now higher! He's pissed and he wants someone to pay for it...

or, to lock in your personal rates, you have to make her cum for each $10 discount!

though, personally i'd just like to see someone take her ass... she is much too perky for me! lol

 

[Carnevil9]

With a name like "Flo" I would just assume she's always on her period. Taking her ass might be necessary!.....Carney

 

[ketalia]

"There's the Multiple Orgasm Discount, the 8 Inches and More Discount, the Piledriver Discount..."

 

[sirhugs]

in real life, I believe the actress playing Flo is lesbian...

but my fantasy would run more threesome... some nice young couple she advises, who are totally clueless, so she agrees to a house call...

 

[ketalia]

Well, you know, Progressive does have those nifty minivans that they send out for immediate assistance... A Progressive driver hit me a few years ago and the guy who came out was really nice.

 

[micky4play]

she's...

definately hot