The Psyche Ward
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AlteregoID
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Uh.. sure, just not the fine silver, we need those for the crazy tea parties.de-valmont said:
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No comment...Jail said:If we do, I want one with a Calgary Flames logo on it.
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what a friendly nutjob!The top buckle always gives me a problemtolyk said:*pulls out a white straight jacket from the closet* You need a hand putting it on?
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AlteregoID said:
Plastic works it's more fun causing damage with those!
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The sporks are in the top drawer on the right.....
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Hellfire75 said:
Sporks, my wish is finally true, I can both go mad and eat chunky soup...
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Hey now, don't forget about the foons..de-valmont said:
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or pudding.....don't forget the puddingde-valmont said:
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Hellfire75 said:or pudding.....don't forget the pudding
Steak and Kidney I hope!!!
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AlteregoID said:
Spork and foon, I'm in cutlery heaven!
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umm NO ....I was thinking of chocolate/caramel swirlde-valmont said:
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He must be googling it like I did lol
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tolyk said:
inversion is a lovely tool!
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tolyk said:
I have to admit to not having encountered a foon... a spork though that's a pure chunky soup utensil!
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hmmm they did have it on google as an inverted spork.....oh those evil twisted geniusestolyk said:
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I can't even picture an inverted spork.. what, spoon then slotted fork? That's more like a serving utensil.. That's just.. crazy..Hellfire75 said:hmmm they did have it on google as an inverted spork.....oh those evil twisted geniuses
I'll order 10
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Pull out all but the edge prongs, rip off the handle, and stick it in your mouth. Instant Dracula!tolyk said:
Invert the spork (turn it into a foon) and load stuff into the depression and fire!
Foon your spork and lay it on the table with the arch up, then press on the high arc and release. Flying Foons!
Foon your spork and then spork your foon in rapid sucession, the resulting crack sound is known as a `spack'. This is hours of fun.
Foon your spork and turn the prongs up, you have just created a sporfoontapult, perfect for launchings (see above).
Alternately bend the prongs inward and outward and stand the spork on end. This is a leaning tower of spork. You can then launch foons over it.
Get a bunch of friends together and make a plenty foons. Then start launching them at each other, the objective is to collide foons in mid-air. Note: The more foons in the air the better, try to launch 5-10 at a time for a challenge.
Plant them in your lawn to scare away burglers
Stick them in your backpack to scare away friends
Instead of roses, give your girlfriend sporks in new and interesting ways
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All bow before the power of the spork and foon!
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oh fuck!!!!!!!!! Does that mean free meds too???? Many thanks Tolyktolyk said:Hellfire, with that foon post you are now a lifelong member, congrats
