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Popping in to enjoy the afterparty. Still having tech difficulties, but wanted to see whats going on. :kiss:es to all (especially Munky:heart: )
 
Happy Very Belated Birthday

So, I told Our Darling Munky that I would pop back on to wish you a very happy birthday. The only thing, the M in our little FFM forgot to remind me when your birthday was. And since I've been enjoying a wonderful romance with my boyfriend...well, I needed a reminder. Or a dozen.

So, my beautiful, kind-hearted, and wonderful Miss Rain...I hope you had a very excellent birthday and I wish you many, many more.

:kiss:es and :rose:es for every year that you have indeed made this a very sunshiney world...It's 21, right?

:heart: Tabes
 
I'm incredibly fashionably late... as my birthday hangover on the 15th kept me out for a few days. ;)

Happy Birthday Rain!
 
Wow!

taborgirl said:
So, I told Our Darling Munky that I would pop back on to wish you a very happy birthday. The only thing, the M in our little FFM forgot to remind me when your birthday was. And since I've been enjoying a wonderful romance with my boyfriend...well, I needed a reminder. Or a dozen.

So, my beautiful, kind-hearted, and wonderful Miss Rain...I hope you had a very excellent birthday and I wish you many, many more.

:kiss:es and :rose:es for every year that you have indeed made this a very sunshiney world...It's 21, right?

:heart: Tabes
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http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/cameo-1.jpg

:kiss: by My Darling Miss Tabor :kiss:

we miss ya, sweetie



And a note to Rain's faithful and patient public:
She should finally be able to get online tonight
and thank all of you for your birthday wishes​
 
LusterMunky said:
http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/cameo-1.jpg

:kiss: by My Darling Miss Tabor :kiss:

we miss ya, sweetie



And a note to Rain's faithful and patient public:
She should finally be able to get online tonight
and thank all of you for your birthday wishes​
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I dunno if this is really the place for it, but:
It has come to my attention that our host and chief trouble maker, Luster (or his AV, rather) is a fancy shmancy Francois Langur Monkey. Feel free to congratulate or be jealous...or leave random comments.

The disturbing thing is that his AV is a baby...What are lit policies on underage monkeys in the threads?
 
Breaking News

(Reuters) Plovdiv, Bulgaria

Reuters has confirmed rumors that Raindear816 is being held captive by a band of well-hung Bulgarian midgets. Ms. Rain is being held hostage in the town of Plovdiv, best known as the site of the annual Bulgarian Hard Liquor and Handgun Festival, sponsored by the fine folks at Raykia.

There are reports that the surly midgets have grown weary of their ransom demands not being met, and have threatened Ms. Rain with the prospect of removing her blindfold and handcuffs, which she very much enjoys. This has heightened the urgency of her hostage negotiators, and led to unconfirmed reports that a hostage rescue mission is in the planning stages.

According to an anonymous source, the rescue mission would be led by the ruthless raconteur LusterMunky. Munky, as he is referred to often, is a Francois Langur, a bloodline noted for their aggressive nature when their bananas have not been regularly peeled.

The source also reports that Munky is in the process of recruiting Tek and his Nights to provide logistical support for the extraction. Reuters has confirmed that Tek and his Nights have abruptly cancelled tonight’s scheduled lounge performance at the Des Moines Holiday Inn, leading to speculation that his merry band may be enroute to Plovdiv.

*updates as available*
 
LusterMunky said:
(Reuters) Plovdiv, Bulgaria

Reuters has confirmed rumors that Raindear816 is being held captive by a band of well-hung Bulgarian midgets. Ms. Rain is being held hostage in the town of Plovdiv, best known as the site of the annual Bulgarian Hard Liquor and Handgun Festival, sponsored by the fine folks at Raykia.

There are reports that the surly midgets have grown weary of their ransom demands not being met, and have threatened Ms. Rain with the prospect of removing her blindfold and handcuffs, which she very much enjoys. This has heightened the urgency of her hostage negotiators, and led to unconfirmed reports that a hostage rescue mission is in the planning stages.

According to an anonymous source, the rescue mission would be led by the ruthless raconteur LusterMunky. Munky, as he is referred to often, is a Francois Langur, a bloodline noted for their aggressive nature when their bananas have not been regularly peeled.

The source also reports that Munky is in the process of recruiting Tek and his Nights to provide logistical support for the extraction. Reuters has confirmed that Tek and his Nights have abruptly cancelled tonight’s scheduled lounge performance at the Des Moines Holiday Inn, leading to speculation that his merry band may be enroute to Plovdiv.

*updates as available*
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All this stress is apparently giving me multiple personality disorder...
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to the regular lush at the Des Moines Holiday Inn. You, sir, will have to wank it to no music tonight. Hope you understand.

Being born and raised in a country neighboring Bulgaria I can affirm the following: the midgets only appear well hung because of their diminutive stature. They are, in effect, uhh...below medium. Do not ask how I know this, it's classified (I answered an ad in the classifieds).

We are currently looking for a banana peeler (should that read "fluffer"?) to ensure the success of this operation.
 
teknight said:
I dunno if this is really the place for it, but:
It has come to my attention that our host and chief trouble maker, Luster (or his AV, rather) is a fancy shmancy Francois Langur Monkey. Feel free to congratulate or be jealous...or leave random comments.

The disturbing thing is that his AV is a baby...What are lit policies on underage monkeys in the threads?
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And to think I knew him when he was a chimp. :cool:
 
cookiejar said:
And to think I knew him when he was a chimp. :cool:
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Are you saying he's evolved? I mean, his apparent cuteness makes for a good defense mechanism. Hence, he's better suited for these harsh fora...and, posting Raindear's pics helps too...
 
teknight said:
Are you saying he's evolved? I mean, his apparent cuteness makes for a good defense mechanism. Hence, he's better suited for these harsh fora...and, posting Raindear's pics helps too...
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He doesn't swing from trees anymore, I miss those days. Rain is a beauty, she always made me jealous. J/K Rain :) I see her as Jane to his Cheetah.
 
Raindear816 Hostage Crisis: Day 5

LusterMunky said:
(Reuters) Plovdiv, Bulgaria

Reuters has confirmed rumors that Raindear816 is being held captive by a band of well-hung Bulgarian midgets. Ms. Rain is being held hostage in the town of Plovdiv, best known as the site of the annual Bulgarian Hard Liquor and Handgun Festival, sponsored by the fine folks at Raykia.

There are reports that the surly midgets have grown weary of their ransom demands not being met, and have threatened Ms. Rain with the prospect of removing her blindfold and handcuffs, which she very much enjoys. This has heightened the urgency of her hostage negotiators, and led to unconfirmed reports that a hostage rescue mission is in the planning stages.

According to an anonymous source, the rescue mission would be led by the ruthless raconteur LusterMunky. Munky, as he is referred to often, is a Francois Langur, a bloodline noted for their aggressive nature when their bananas have not been regularly peeled.

The source also reports that Munky is in the process of recruiting Tek and his Nights to provide logistical support for the extraction. Reuters has confirmed that Tek and his Nights have abruptly cancelled tonight’s scheduled lounge performance at the Des Moines Holiday Inn, leading to speculation that his merry band may be enroute to Plovdiv.

*updates as available*
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At today’s presidential press briefing, spokesman Robert Gibbs declined to comment on whether the United States was supplying intelligence to aid in the return of Raindear816, recently kidnapped by a rogue gang of Bulgarian midgets. He did, however, caution that “We’re the government. Intelligence is in short supply.”

Gibbs said the President was “monitoring the situation closely” and was “keenly aware of the growing unrest of American men” in the absence of Raindear816.

It was also learned that President Obama had intended to make a surprise visit to the Raindear816 Birthday Bash, landing Air Force One at the Lit International Airport and then travelling to Lit Expo World for a congratulatory grope. But upon being advised of Raindear816’s shocking abduction, he instead retired for a quiet evening in the East Wing, surfing the website BlondeHostageBoobies.

*updates as available*
 
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