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Miles Long said:
At a monkey wedding as the happy couple leaves the church, do onlookers throw feces instead of rice? :eek:
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throw :nana: please, even though you would never in a million years be invited. You are such a tramp.

We do, however, have a wedding registry, Inches, if you are feeling generous: http://www.bananaaccessories.com

I'd recommend the Primate Pre-nup, which I really need. She's loaded. Don't blow your money on the "Donald Trump" option. All I need is the "Monkey Skank" program. I'm hoping to get out of this clean in about three days with half ownership of her eggplant plantation in Peru.
 
LusterMunky said:
throw :nana: please, even though you would never in a million years be invited. You are such a tramp.

We do, however, have a wedding registry, Inches, if you are feeling generous: http://www.bananaaccessories.com

I'd recommend the Primate Pre-nup, which I really need. She's loaded. Don't blow your money on the "Donald Trump" option. All I need is the "Monkey Skank" program. I'm hoping to get out of this clean in about three days with half ownership of her eggplant plantation in Peru.
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http://www.bananarainbow.co.uk/contents/media/l_BX04.jpg

Would you like this for the honeymoon?
 
Miles Long said:
Would you like this for the honeymoon?
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Oh gawd, a honeymoon? Thanks for the nightmare, you knucklehead.

And as you sit in front of your computer, your inches dangling out, wondering why I would be getting married for the ninth time. The answer is simple: I got no cookies.
 
LusterMunky said:
Oh gawd, a honeymoon? Thanks for the nightmare, you knucklehead.

And as you sit in front of your computer, your inches dangling out, wondering why I would be getting married for the ninth time. The answer is simple: I got no cookies.
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I thought you were just an optimist...
 
cookiejar said:
There's only one celeb I want. :cool:
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Your celebrity is on Lit with an alt: LusterMunky


http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/s-GLENN-BECK-large.jpg

My sincere apologies for not revealing my true identity,
but I was busy selling gold and End Of The World Beckpacks.
I've also spent alot of time lurking you on Lit after I get a
belly full of cognac and get bored with the 'Women Who Love
Ferrets' thread. Frankly, You are not slutty enough for my taste,
but hey, if I make your panties wet we can give it a go.

I have GB embossed scarves.
 
LusterMunky said:
Your celebrity is on Lit with an alt: LusterMunky


http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/s-GLENN-BECK-large.jpg

My sincere apologies for not revealing my true identity,
but I was busy selling gold and End Of The World Beckpacks.
I've also spent alot of time lurking you on Lit after I get a
belly full of cognac and get bored with the 'Women Who Love
Ferrets' thread. Frankly, You are not slutty enough for my taste,
but hey, if I make your panties wet we can give it a go.

I have GB embossed scarves.
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I'm heartbroken! I'm too vanilla for the man of my dreams! *cries*
 
cookiejar said:
I'm heartbroken! I'm too vanilla for the man of my dreams! *cries*
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Oh, sweetie, please don't cry! C'mere and let me tease you with my two inch pecker and a really great offer on freeze dried food. This stuff will last forever, promise, much longer than my limp dick, and even though it tastes like beet pulp it will still be edible (much like your sweet pussy) many years after armageddon.

We have, and always will have, each other. Hope is eternal, even after the world goes to shit, and you will always be my Precious Cookie.


With love,

~ GB
 
LusterMunky said:
Oh, sweetie, please don't cry! C'mere and let me tease you with my two inch pecker and a really great offer on freeze dried food. This stuff will last forever, promise, much longer than my limp dick, and even though it tastes like beet pulp it will still be edible (much like your sweet pussy) many years after armageddon.

We have, and always will have, each other. Hope is eternal, even after the world goes to shit, and you will always be my Precious Cookie.


With love,

~ GB
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Hmmmm you're not my Glenn! Limp dick? Two inch pecker? No way! :cool:
 
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