The Ranch Report.

[Problem Child]

lavender's ass doesn't open up so well.. It was just 'an overly large black cock.' at about ten inches. Sorry to disappoint you.

Like I said, a three-cell Maglite.

 

[Azwed]

Like I said, a three-cell Maglite.

LOL

 

[Never]

Re: Is it appropriate to tell personal stuff about Lavy?

Siren:
"I mean, me, personally, I like my privacy.

I wouldnt want my generousity repaid by having someone from Lit tell my personal life, however trivial it may appear to you.

Are you sure Lavy is okay with this?"

For shame! The very idea tha I would spread a lady's personal details unless I had her permission to do so. In fact, I made her read the entire thing... you should have seen the bits that she made me take out.

 

[Siren]

Well then, if it is okay with her......

 

[Mischka]

Camp counselor?!

Well, gee, it's getting late. Guess it's time for me to go de-stress some more...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Meanwhile back at the ranch.





There was no movement in the house
All the occupants quiet
Not even a mouse!

And then it stirred...
A curious little moan
And the house awoke
To nary a groan

The refrigerater clicked on again
The fourth alarm went off
"Fuck, get up"

And as we leave the ranch
In their rousings from slumber
Remember each day
'There is no lightning without thunder'

 

[Guest]

 

[sexy-girl]

This is better than "Real World" or "Survivor"...

Hope there are many more updates.

i agree i think we need some cameras there though

 

[Samuari]

Meanwhile back at the ranch.





There was no movement in the house
All the occupants quiet
Not even a mouse!

And then it stirred...
A curious little moan
And the house awoke
To nary a groan

The refrigerater clicked on again
The fourth alarm went off
"Fuck, get up"

And as we leave the ranch
In their rousings from slumber
Remember each day
'There is no lightning without thunder'

This must be the all time longest Svedish post.

 

[lavender]

 

[sexy-girl]

lavender i guess you should be grateful she doesnt have her ak ... or does she

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I must complain. I'm under the control of Never's machete. This vexes me. As you all know I am morally, politically, religiously, socially and economically opposed to guns and weapons in general. And now that I have a Never, I also have a machete in my house. Let's think about how pleased lavy is with this?

Chess is an interesting game. I suck at it. But, per usual, I'm now addicted. Ah, bad Never. Like I need to add anymore addictions to my life.

You expected Never to want Turkish and NOT have a machete on hand? Hell, it could have been worse, she could have had hash in the other.

Addicted to chess? Ok, when you lose the king, its time to lose that addiction OK.

 

[Beaker]

Well, where is our Ranch Report?

 

[lavender]

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

you are living on a ranch now.i must have missed something.

 

[lavender]

 

[Duckman PD]

No, BJ. We aren't living on a ranch. It's just a saying, "Now back at the ranch."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, not realizing that the Lone Ranger had cunningly disguised himself as a pool table, racked the Ranger's balls!

 

[sexy-girl]

so when is never getting an AK for the "ranch" ... i hear there is wild indians in them there parts

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

so when is never getting an AK for the "ranch" ... i hear there is wild indians in them there parts

I think it would be a better idea to give the "wild indians" Kalashnikovs so they can defend themselves from the wild Lesbians on the Lavy ranch.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I think it would be a better idea to give the "wild indians" Kalashnikovs so they can defend themselves from the wild Lesbians on the Lavy ranch.

Nope, thats just the wild Never's.

HELP