The Rant Thread.

[Rambrat]

there ya go!

To tell ya the truth Rambrat, its quite simple. being that I work at nights, my mornings are my evenings. So when You're wakeing up and moaning about having to go to work, Im toasting to the fact that I dont. Also I might add its quite simple to have 1 or 12 beers in the morning. You do the following

1# Grab your favorite 12 pack of beer (Mine is MGD)

2# Turn off the phone, lock the door, and find your favorite couch or recliner.

3# open first beer

4# Turn on ESPN

5# repeat step 3 until all beer is consumed or you pass out.

Its a simple task ifya think about it, and being that I do it about 3 times a week Im quite the pro.

I like this idea...
even better...a laptop computer on your...lap...so that you could answer those interesting e-mails AND watch ESPN...

 

[juicylips]

Re: there ya go!

I like this idea...
even better...a laptop computer on your...lap...so that you could answer those interesting e-mails AND watch ESPN...

You would rather have a computer in your lap than me??

I can answer interesting questions, too

As long as my mouth isn't full.

JL

 

[Roughneck]

Interesting thought

Very good point JL, you sitting on my lap even makes the end of a work day even better. Might need to revise set 5#


5# repeat set 3, while having JL stradle your lap, while watching ESPN.


Ya know JL, I'd be willing to turn off ESPN and take ya straight to the bedroom and do a little one on one.

 

[Rambrat]

HELLLLLL NO!

I'd rather have a Juicylips on MY lap...
and though I am sure you could answer any question...honey, your mouth would be full...

Damn...now I can't get up from my desk!

 

[juicylips]

Re: Interesting thought

Ya know JL, I'd be willing to turn off ESPN and take ya straight to the bedroom and do a little one on one.

Wow!!! You would actually turn off ESPN??

I am flattered.

But I don't have to have a bedroom. A sofa..chair..floor..wall will do just fine

JL

*RB...can you get "up" from your desk yet??

 

[Rambrat]

well my little juicyfruit...

it was hard (literally)...but I managed...

where are my manners...of course I'd turn off ESPN...but I don't think I'd make it into the bedroom...

 

[Roughneck]

Just wondering

This is more of a question then a rant but I was wondering what the hell causes morning breath. Some mornings I wak up and my breath is ok, but other mornings I wake up and my breath smells like shit. I wonder sometimes, does the tooth fairy fly by and take a dump in your mouth while you sleep???

 

[Rambrat]

not the tooth fairy...

it's her drones that help her determine whether the tooth originated from your mouth...they never wipe their feet.


actually it is bacteria on your tongue...