The Ranting and Raving Thread, Come Bitch Your Hearts Out

[LunarKitten]

Why is it the grocery stores can't keep fresh, non-limp produce in stock - even when it's on sale?!?!?!?!

All I wanted were a few fresh yellow crookneck squash and a bag of sugar snap peas *pouts*

<---going to the farmer's market this weekend, by golly, guests or no guests!!!!

 

[LunarKitten]

Why is that Master had to work tonight, when he's had today and tomorrow in as vacation for three months?@!

 

[Bandit58]

I think they're counting on it. They're hoping you're too tired to tell them no, and too nice to hang up. Assholes.

Haha they meet their match when they call here and Master answers the phone - they get a clearly pronounced "Fuck Off" We had a couple of swear bears here too - press his little tummy and he'd say "Eat shit", "Fuck you", "You're an asshole"........Master would put it to the phone, press the button several times and then hang up

However the first one I gave to my daughter and the second to a friend's son.......have to get another one just for Master now

 

[Liana26]

I stayed up late last night and did my English essay, dragged myself out of bed and into the shower the next morning after about a wink of sleep, did my hair, got dressed (all the while about to pass out on the floor), and checked my email only to find that English was cancelled, and I could've slept my heart out that whole time. I mean I guess it's good that I checked my email and all but ya know... still...

 

[Liana26]

whats wrong with the other rambling thread?

This is a bitching and complaining thread.

 

[graceanne]

Haha they meet their match when they call here and Master answers the phone - they get a clearly pronounced "Fuck Off" We had a couple of swear bears here too - press his little tummy and he'd say "Eat shit", "Fuck you", "You're an asshole"........Master would put it to the phone, press the button several times and then hang up

However the first one I gave to my daughter and the second to a friend's son.......have to get another one just for Master now

My step grandma just puts the phone down on the table, and rolls away.

 

[schmerzgarten]

My beloved grandmother....

My beloved grandmother, god rest her soul, used to simply say: "up your giggie with a blowtorch."

 

[graceanne]

Great, just freaken great. My stupid, useless brother in law got out of jail today. And where does he show up first? Here, of course. Hangs out till his mommy could come get him. I hope he doesn't freaken think he's staying here cause . . .

OVER MY DEAD BODY! mad:

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Great, just freaken great. My stupid, useless brother in law got out of jail today. And where does he show up first? Here, of course. Hangs out till his mommy could come get him. I hope he doesn't freaken think he's staying here cause . . .

OVER MY DEAD BODY! mad:

If you get word he's headed your way again, turn the "Welcome" mat over...

 

[Marquis]

Great, just freaken great. My stupid, useless brother in law got out of jail today. And where does he show up first? Here, of course. Hangs out till his mommy could come get him. I hope he doesn't freaken think he's staying here cause . . .

OVER MY DEAD BODY! mad:

Offer him a well deserved blunt. He'll be out of your hair in no time, POs don't like cloudy piss.

Just a suggestion.

 

[Silverlily]

What is it about saying 'excuse me' that makes children stand right where they are and not move? I think that they think 'excuse me' actually means 'stand there and stare at me'.

*laughs* I was helping with a party in my youngest daughter's classroom (6th grade), a rare occurance as unless they are mine, I don't really care for children. Anyway one child was standing where something needed to be and I said excuse me. He of course stared at me like I was speaking another language so my daughter leaned in and explained to him that "excuse me" was a nicer way of saying "move... now".

 

[graceanne]

Offer him a well deserved blunt. He'll be out of your hair in no time, POs don't like cloudy piss.

Just a suggestion.

First off, supposedly he's 'getting sober', (yeah right). If I did that I'd be in major trouble with my inlaws.

Second, I don't do drugs, and neither does K. So we don't have that kind of stuff around, and I wouldn't have the first idea where to get it.

And third, he doesn't have to take piss tests. He was not arrested for drug or alcohol related charges.

 

[graceanne]

*laughs* I was helping with a party in my youngest daughter's classroom (6th grade), a rare occurance as unless they are mine, I don't really care for children. Anyway one child was standing where something needed to be and I said excuse me. He of course stared at me like I was speaking another language so my daughter leaned in and explained to him that "excuse me" was a nicer way of saying "move... now".

LOL I tell my kids "Excuse me doesn't mean stand there and stare at me, it means MOVE!"

 

[Xelebes]

Who in the world goes from no boyfriend to married within a week. FUCK!

 

[LunarKitten]

Who in the world goes from no boyfriend to married within a week. FUCK!

Now that is definately skipping a few steps!

 

[Liana26]

I've been stuck in my dorm room all fucking weekend cuz Tyler won't take me anywhere and I don't have a car.

 

[Silverlily]

LOL I tell my kids "Excuse me doesn't mean stand there and stare at me, it means MOVE!"

Never raise your voice on "MOVE" always lower it and make it bone-chilling. Most kidlets are far too used to volume. I'm not advocating fear here, but a little uncertainty is good for everyone.

 

[Xelebes]

Now that is definately skipping a few steps!

And leaves me going wtf? I might as well stick to online dating because all the girls here have boyfriends on the internet... sheesh.

 

[LunarKitten]

And leaves me going wtf? I might as well stick to online dating because all the girls here have boyfriends on the internet... sheesh.

Actually, I met my husband here on Lit, in the Playground of all places Of course, it helped we both lived in the same city.

 

[Marquis]

Actually, I met my husband here on Lit, in the Playground of all places Of course, it helped we both lived in the same city.

Really? I always wondered if anyone actually met from the personals forum. Congrats.

 

[Liana26]

Why the HELL isn't vodka and orange juice a perfectly acceptable breakfast drink?

 

[Liana26]

One of the straps on my fairly new sandals broke when I was half way to class. Fucking Payless, tricking me into buying cute shoes for low prices that turn out to be crap.

 

[Netzach]

I JUST WANT MY FACE BACK

(google: cushingoid syndrome, prednisone, moon-face if you are confused)

 

[rosco rathbone]

I JUST WANT MY FACE BACK

(google: cushingoid syndrome, prednisone, moon-face if you are confused)

I bet you are cuter than a truckload of cabbage patch kids with your moon face.

Of course, that is not very terrifying and venus in furs.

 

[Marquis]

I bet you are cuter than a truckload of cabbage patch kids with your moon face.

Of course, that is not very terrifying and venus in furs.

I bet Sacher wouldn't have cared.