The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[LIDiver]

Sorry, I'm not quite sure I understand your meaning?

Yea, I mushed a long story into a couple horrible sentences.
In short(er):
My MT of about a month told her husband she liked me. He sent a surprise text to her right before our session began giving permission to “take care of me” if she wanted and was submissively awaiting my answer.
She swore, her husband had never said anything like that and she had never done anything unprofessional in a session before.

 

[JenniZinc]

Yea, I mushed a long story into a couple horrible sentences.
In short(er):
My MT of about a month told her husband she liked me. He sent a surprise text to her right before our session began giving permission to “take care of me” if she wanted and was submissively awaiting my answer.
She swore, her husband had never said anything like that and she had never done anything unprofessional in a session before.

Okay, so did she suck your penis? Did you ejaculate in her mouth? Sorry but love the details

 

[LIDiver]

Okay, so did she suck your penis? Did you ejaculate in her mouth? Sorry but love the details

Im not saying here!
You might have to just read about it in my story section.

 

[eroticspank]

@canogagrizz that is a great story about the Mature, Chubby masseuse. I had a similar experience that resulted in an amazing edging experience.

I think with the mature women I have been with it has been that inner confidence that drew me in and allowed me to be seduced. One of my first girlfriends was a mature older woman, not chubby but she was clearly not a supermodel. I did not think of her sexually at first and similar to your story it started with her giving me a massage. She was not a massage therapist and didn't work at a parlor, that was just her way to get me to relax and eventually take off my clothes.

It didn't take long and we were having sex. She was confident and okay with her body and her skills in the bedroom. I would not have been attracted to her normally but her attitude got me very hot. She taught me to give her oral, try different positions in bed, extensive foreplay, and how to last until she orgasmed. I really enjoyed it.
ES

 

[LIDiver]

Im not saying here!
You might have to just read about it in my story section.

I may be convinced to tell the story privately though….

 

[JenniZinc]

I may be convinced to tell the story privately though….

Thanks, but I don't do private

 

[LIDiver]

Thanks, but I don't do private

Understood and respected.

 

[Adrian69702006]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $25 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

I have to admit that it's a service I've never used....

 

[Chernosoth]

Handjob technique: some masseuses pull the dick instead of using a sliding grip. Do they learn that as something men like, or is that just impatience when men don't cum fast?

 

[CuriousTxGuy]

Handjob technique: some masseuses pull the dick instead of using a sliding grip. Do they learn that as something men like, or is that just impatience when men don't cum fast?

I have also experienced that and wondered about it. It feels third rate somehow. Maybe watch the clock and if there is more than five minutes left in your hour, tell her to slow way down. A new place I found, the routine is massage the back, then flip over, and from then it's all sex. Sucky sucky, then the girl gets on top and fucks, and you get that wonderful bouncy titty show. Then she gets off and gets you off with her hand, if you haven't already. Got to tell them what you want and like!

 

[Saint_Ann]

I have never had a professional massage. I have had many amateur massages with a happy ending that were "more or less free." I assume having an orgasm from a complete stranger without any emotional attachment would leave me with a feeling of emptiness. But in a punch...it's like pizza, even when it's bad it's still kinda good.

 

[JenniZinc]

I have to admit that it's a service I've never used....

Is it something you've considered though?

 

[JenniZinc]

Handjob technique: some masseuses pull the dick instead of using a sliding grip. Do they learn that as something men like, or is that just impatience when men don't cum fast?

Every masseuse (and masseur) works differently. When I started, once I went for the penis I would stay with it until the result. Later on I found using a soft then firm slide, with releasing my hands every now and then. Penises have a kind of twitch of anxiety when you take your hands off!

 

[JenniZinc]

I have also experienced that and wondered about it. It feels third rate somehow. Maybe watch the clock and if there is more than five minutes left in your hour, tell her to slow way down. A new place I found, the routine is massage the back, then flip over, and from then it's all sex. Sucky sucky, then the girl gets on top and fucks, and you get that wonderful bouncy titty show. Then she gets off and gets you off with her hand, if you haven't already. Got to tell them what you want and like!

I can't comment too much on the full sex side, however most parlours work on the 'last five minute' rule. If a massage is kept sensual from the very start, the client will want to be finished earlier!

 

[CuriousTxGuy]

I can't comment too much on the full sex side, however most parlours work on the 'last five minute' rule. If a massage is kept sensual from the very start, the client will want to be finished earlier!

I've certainly seen some massage girls that could use some training in their erotic and sexual technique. And of that, timing is certainly a part, and that requires paying attention, since the man is getting off, and the woman is most likely not.

Or maybe they just hated their job and it showed. But I've also had some whom, had circumstances been different, I'd seriously considering marrying or becoming long term friends with.

Regardless, the rule of successful business practices is, do they come back?

 

[Buffy47]

In 2022 we had a family holiday to Mexico and my wife decided to arrange a suprise couples Massage for her and Myself, I've never had a proper massage so she thought would be a nice idea. Why she was booking it my daughter decided ots a good idea and booked one for her and her BF. The resort offered them a cheaper deal if they accepted both couples same time massages same room and they for the price of just a couples massage received use of the whole spa area (this was extra payments to the All Inclusive resort)

I was looking forward to the massage as was a 3 days away when they told myself and the BF they had booked this day. My back is always having moments so maybe they can help me.

So cutting this long tale short there I am laying on a table with my family on separate tables in the room and I'm so relaxed I'm almost asleep. All of a sudden I can feel a hand on my balls massaging them the masseuse then asks so I want additional work and she is touching my cock very gently and she says 20 dollars. I was like omg i couldn't do that and I panicked and said no.


That night I told my wife what had happened and she said yes same with her she had felt a finger on her lips and was offered 20 dollars. But said no as a bit crazy as 4 people and not a private massage.


I always assumed it was a myth and 'Extras" was only in the movies but I can say was amazing massage and I felt so good and no back twinges whole holiday.

 

[LIDiver]

In 2022 we had a family holiday to Mexico and my wife decided to arrange a suprise couples Massage for her and Myself, I've never had a proper massage so she thought would be a nice idea. Why she was booking it my daughter decided ots a good idea and booked one for her and her BF. The resort offered them a cheaper deal if they accepted both couples same time massages same room and they for the price of just a couples massage received use of the whole spa area (this was extra payments to the All Inclusive resort)

I was looking forward to the massage as was a 3 days away when they told myself and the BF they had booked this day. My back is always having moments so maybe they can help me.

So cutting this long tale short there I am laying on a table with my family on separate tables in the room and I'm so relaxed I'm almost asleep. All of a sudden I can feel a hand on my balls massaging them the masseuse then asks so I want additional work and she is touching my cock very gently and she says 20 dollars. I was like omg i couldn't do that and I panicked and said no.


That night I told my wife what had happened and she said yes same with her she had felt a finger on her lips and was offered 20 dollars. But said no as a bit crazy as 4 people and not a private massage.


I always assumed it was a myth and 'Extras" was only in the movies but I can say was amazing massage and I felt so good and no back twinges whole holiday.

Warning, this tale does not have a happy ending!

 

[Buffy47]

Warning, this tale does not have a happy ending!

I guess real life doesn't always have one.

 

[spurtman1]

In 2022 we had a family holiday to Mexico and my wife decided to arrange a suprise couples Massage for her and Myself, I've never had a proper massage so she thought would be a nice idea. Why she was booking it my daughter decided ots a good idea and booked one for her and her BF. The resort offered them a cheaper deal if they accepted both couples same time massages same room and they for the price of just a couples massage received use of the whole spa area (this was extra payments to the All Inclusive resort)

I was looking forward to the massage as was a 3 days away when they told myself and the BF they had booked this day. My back is always having moments so maybe they can help me.

So cutting this long tale short there I am laying on a table with my family on separate tables in the room and I'm so relaxed I'm almost asleep. All of a sudden I can feel a hand on my balls massaging them the masseuse then asks so I want additional work and she is touching my cock very gently and she says 20 dollars. I was like omg i couldn't do that and I panicked and said no.


That night I told my wife what had happened and she said yes same with her she had felt a finger on her lips and was offered 20 dollars. But said no as a bit crazy as 4 people and not a private massage.


I always assumed it was a myth and 'Extras" was only in the movies but I can say was amazing massage and I felt so good and no back twinges whole holiday.

So something similar happened to my wife and myself and another couple years ago during a trip to Changmai, Thailand. The other couple booked couples massages for themselves and us, but decided the massages would take place in our respective rooms (actually, small suites) for privacy.

So into our room walk two gorgeous, petite Thai girls. The one follows my wife into the bedroom, the other spreads out a towel and tells me to strip and lie down in the living room area of the suite. Massages progress and my masseuse is starting to turn me on and I'm developing a painful erection which I'm lying directly on.

Suddenly my masseuse leans down and whispers in my ear, "Special massage with happy ending?" as she lightly strokes my taint. She quotes me a price, I think it was US $20, and I said "yes," momentarily forgetting that my wallet and money are in the BEDROOM where my wife is half asleep as a result of her massage (presumably without the happy ending).

My masseuse proceeds to administer a delicious handjob, I blow a load for the ages, and she lovingly cleans me up with one of her towels.

Coming down from my bliss, I panicked and told my masseuse, "I need to go get your money." I pull on some shorts, go into our bedroom, use the toilet, and stealthily fetch my wallet. I look over at my wife, who fortunately was asleep, then at her massuese, who gives me a knowing smile and a wink, and proceed to the living room, where I pay my masseuse what asked for, and then some.

That was nearly 30 years ago. I never confessed to my wife, and I don't think she knew what happened (although I may be wrong about that!). In any case, it was the only -- and, I think, the last -- time I cast myself in an "erotic thriller!"

 

[Buffy47]

If I was In a room alone or just with wife being massaged maybe I'd tried to say yes but make it look like I thought the masseuse said are u enjoying it and the extra was accidental but I couldn't lay there being given a extra when was a 4 in room

 

[spurtman1]

If I was In a room alone or just with wife being massaged maybe I'd tried to say yes but make it look like I thought the masseuse said are u enjoying it and the extra was accidental but I couldn't lay there being given a extra when was a 4 in room

I get it Buffy. I would never have dared agree to the handjob if my wife -- let alone another couple! -- were in the room.

 

[Buffy47]

Luckily I made the right choice because fact is wife admitted she had same thing and rejected the offer means I played it safe. If I said yes and she had said no I'd of been i trouble lol

 

[eroticspank]

Luckily I made the right choice because fact is wife admitted she had same thing and rejected the offer means I played it safe. If I said yes and she had said no I'd of been i trouble lol

I think it would have been ironic if she had said, "Yes" and with you saying no. I bet that would have been an interesting discussion.
ES

 

[Buffy47]

I think it would have been ironic if she had said, "Yes" and with you saying no. I bet that would have been an interesting discussion.
ES

It's certainly would be ironic but I am 99.999999% sure in that situation on that day she would never accept extras. Maybe if was only us as a couple she may of or if she was alone.
But it was still nice knowing that for a short moment someone gave her a slight finger asking is she wanted extra

 

[eroticspank]

A new place I found, the routine is massage the back, then flip over, and from then it's all sex. Got to tell them what you want and like!

I have been to a few of these places and I have found myself wanting a better massage and more sex vs just half and half. As far as telling them what I like, that is something best-done way before the massage starts. By the time she has me flipped over and is about to mount, I find it hard to say anything!
ES