The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[eroticspank]

Another thought along the lines of time constraints is experience. Even with a regular massage, an experienced therapist will have your whole body done in one hour with plenty of time for extra spots.

I remember one place the lady set an alarm clock so we would know when the session was over. She set it at 55 min so we had time to clean up and last-minute stuff. She gave me a great full-body massage and then started the happy ending. She did a great job at teasing me, opening her blouse for example, while slowly bringing me to the finish. She whispered dirty talk into my ear and just as I started to spurt the alarm clock went off. That might be disruptive to some, but I thought it was great and we both laughed. The cleanup and aftercare were amazing. I went back to her several times and each time I erupted at the bell.
ES

 

[Buffy47]

Another thought along the lines of time constraints is experience. Even with a regular massage, an experienced therapist will have your whole body done in one hour with plenty of time for extra spots.

I remember one place the lady set an alarm clock so we would know when the session was over. She set it at 55 min so we had time to clean up and last-minute stuff. She gave me a great full-body massage and then started the happy ending. She did a great job at teasing me, opening her blouse for example, while slowly bringing me to the finish. She whispered dirty talk into my ear and just as I started to spurt the alarm clock went off. That might be disruptive to some, but I thought it was great and we both laughed. The cleanup and aftercare were amazing. I went back to her several times and each time I erupted at the bell.
ES

My only experience being in mexico was a timed massage and between the masseuse touching me and offering the extra to being told we are done we can all get dressed was about 10mins so I can only assume the extras would take less than 10mins.

Only words I spoke was don't massage my right knee it's damaged and no thank you to the extras other than that pure silence

 

[DirkCamacho]

Your story sounds pretty much like the plot of "Irina Palm." I recommend that film - Marianne Faithfull does a great job portraying a middle aged woman who makes a good living giving handjobs. Her establishment makes no pretense of being a legit massage parlour.

 

[Buffy47]

The funniest thing is due to Mexixo resort staff not on great wages we Tipped well (I'm from UK Tipping is still a strange thing to do) the amount the 4 of us Tipped (well I paid as I'm the dad bank) the tip I paid would of got us extras lol but I suppose I'd of had to Tip still if we had extras but makes me laugh thinking about it

 

[Buffy47]

Your story sounds pretty much like the plot of "Irina Palm." I recommend that film - Marianne Faithfull does a great job portraying a middle aged woman who makes a good living giving handjobs. Her establishment makes no pretense of being a legit massage parlour.

I've just googled IRINA PALM and interesting story taking a job as a glory hole in a sex shop

 

[Buffy47]

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=64b449b14520c

 

[Buffy47]

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[Buffy47]

So an interesting conversation took place around the breakfast table today. (Sorey this is not a secual happy ending thread)

Some members of my family went to a spa retreat (hotel) for weekend which I couldn't attend which is typical as I'm a shift worker and never get time off when everyone else is off. Today is first time I had a chance to really ask how it went and give dad the gossip. Did uncle fart while having a massage like he said he wanted to do that sort of thing.

So due to amount of people in one group they had massages a different times and was in pairs. My wife said hers was fine she still has a problem with people touching her foot and almost kicked the masseuse.

My eldest Daughter said she was surprised that she had a man massaging her and her BF had a female. I didn't seem to think that was unusual at all being that it's a Spa hotel and not a parlour in some back street of a city.

Maybe it's because our holiday group massage is all she has to compare to which was 4 female masseuses but surely it's normal they give a different sex masseuse to people

 

[LIDiver]

i’m having a hard time understanding what you’re getting at.

 

[Buffy47]

i’m having a hard time understanding what you’re getting at.

It's was mainly about someone being surprised their Masseuse at the weekend was opposite sex and she had expected female

 

[LIDiver]

It's was mainly about someone being surprised their Masseuse at the weekend was opposite sex and she had expected female

ahhh, i see now.

 

[Jodaily]

I get it Buffy. I would never have dared agree to the handjob if my wife -- let alone another couple! -- were in the room.

Foursome could be fun.

 

[Buffy47]

Foursome could be fun.

Haha yes I've always liked the idea of having a foursome but in this instance I'd say I couldn't and wouldn't. But that's me being honest real and not the usual Lit chats

 

[JenniZinc]

Just a subtle reminder to anyone that has phoned up a massage parlour for any reason, be sure to block that number from your phone. When times get tough, text messages are often sent and are often explicit. If your partner is in the habit of seeing or reading your messages, you may have some explaining to do

 

[RoperTrace]

So an interesting conversation took place around the breakfast table today. (Sorey this is not a secual happy ending thread)

Some members of my family went to a spa retreat (hotel) for weekend which I couldn't attend which is typical as I'm a shift worker and never get time off when everyone else is off. Today is first time I had a chance to really ask how it went and give dad the gossip. Did uncle fart while having a massage like he said he wanted to do that sort of thing.

So due to amount of people in one group they had massages a different times and was in pairs. My wife said hers was fine she still has a problem with people touching her foot and almost kicked the masseuse.

My eldest Daughter said she was surprised that she had a man massaging her and her BF had a female. I didn't seem to think that was unusual at all being that it's a Spa hotel and not a parlour in some back street of a city.

Maybe it's because our holiday group massage is all she has to compare to which was 4 female masseuses but surely it's normal they give a different sex masseuse to people

So your whole family unit goes to massage parlors, together? Cool.

 

[Buffy47]

So your whole family unit goes to massage parlors, together? Cool.

Not parlors but an actual Spa hotel

 

[AnalLady]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $25 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

Thanks for sharing

 

[drobert44]

Thanks for sharing

So interesting!

 

[drobert44]

So interesting!

My hottie cousin has a GF who is a total prostitute, in a nearby small town....

 

[slightlysubhub]

I always love reading though this thread! Ive commented several times and offered my experiences while also trying to understand better from the OP what to expect from my massage experiences and how to use proper etiquette. I go about once a week now to my usual spot.
They know me well at this point,we’re always very courteous and professional with eachother but they quickly know how I enjoy to be treated while I’m there. I always try to lay an initial tip on the table prior to any special services. It’s a quiet location that’s often empty when I arrive so they leave the room door open. They know I don’t mind being a bit exposed to the rest of the staff. Of course on slower days they also encourage some noise making which I love to go along with.
I know how they allow me to touch them when the sexual massage begins. I try not to push boundaries but test the waters and they’ve always been very polite with me and allowed me to get very playful with them. I’ve honestly rarely cum harder than I have when they touch me here so it’s always a game of how far I’ll shoot.
They’re still very professional and polite even though I’ve literally cum all over myself. We get cleaned up and dressed and I offer another large tip. Hugs and a bit of playful touching and fondling then our transaction is complete until next time.

 

[RoperTrace]

I always love reading though this thread! Ive commented several times and offered my experiences while also trying to understand better from the OP what to expect from my massage experiences and how to use proper etiquette. I go about once a week now to my usual spot.
They know me well at this point,we’re always very courteous and professional with eachother but they quickly know how I enjoy to be treated while I’m there. I always try to lay an initial tip on the table prior to any special services. It’s a quiet location that’s often empty when I arrive so they leave the room door open. They know I don’t mind being a bit exposed to the rest of the staff. Of course on slower days they also encourage some noise making which I love to go along with.
I know how they allow me to touch them when the sexual massage begins. I try not to push boundaries but test the waters and they’ve always been very polite with me and allowed me to get very playful with them. I’ve honestly rarely cum harder than I have when they touch me here so it’s always a game of how far I’ll shoot.
They’re still very professional and polite even though I’ve literally cum all over myself. We get cleaned up and dressed and I offer another large tip. Hugs and a bit of playful touching and fondling then our transaction is complete until next time.

Thanks for getting thread back on track.

 

[JenniZinc]

I always love reading though this thread! Ive commented several times and offered my experiences while also trying to understand better from the OP what to expect from my massage experiences and how to use proper etiquette. I go about once a week now to my usual spot.
They know me well at this point,we’re always very courteous and professional with eachother but they quickly know how I enjoy to be treated while I’m there. I always try to lay an initial tip on the table prior to any special services. It’s a quiet location that’s often empty when I arrive so they leave the room door open. They know I don’t mind being a bit exposed to the rest of the staff. Of course on slower days they also encourage some noise making which I love to go along with.
I know how they allow me to touch them when the sexual massage begins. I try not to push boundaries but test the waters and they’ve always been very polite with me and allowed me to get very playful with them. I’ve honestly rarely cum harder than I have when they touch me here so it’s always a game of how far I’ll shoot.
They’re still very professional and polite even though I’ve literally cum all over myself. We get cleaned up and dressed and I offer another large tip. Hugs and a bit of playful touching and fondling then our transaction is complete until next time.

Leaving a tip in advance goes a long way, it's really a nice courtesy. In my case tips were always taken up front, after the 'first act'. In terms of touching, I refused to massage fully naked, but I quite often did so topless (I didn't charge extra for this as many girls did) and allowed clients to play with my boobs. This nearly always resulted in an earlier ejaculation, so an absolute win-win.
Without wanting to burst your bubble (and this is a reality thread) parlour girls are so conditioned to naked men that I doubt any would notice that you were exposed in the room. But if it's something you enjoy, that's great

 

[slightlysubhub]

Leaving a tip in advance goes a long way, it's really a nice courtesy. In my case tips were always taken up front, after the 'first act'. In terms of touching, I refused to massage fully naked, but I quite often did so topless (I didn't charge extra for this as many girls did) and allowed clients to play with my boobs. This nearly always resulted in an earlier ejaculation, so an absolute win-win.
Without wanting to burst your bubble (and this is a reality thread) parlour girls are so conditioned to naked men that I doubt any would notice that you were exposed in the room. But if it's something you enjoy, that's great

I usually used that initial tip as the “fee” for the handjob and teasing. They’d ask of me if I want “hard,medium or soft” so I always go with soft. At that point they keep it very sensual and erotic from the beginning. After some teasing when they turn me over they usually point to their breasts and ask if I want to play(it’s always a bit extra which I don’t mind at all) that’s when they let me fondle them,lick and suck their breasts while they stroke me.
Sometimes they’ll go nude depending on their mood. I have pretty good stamina so it actually takes a good bit before I cum which gives me plenty of time with them.
Oh yes I understand they’re used to seeing nude men and I hope they also appreciate I’m in my 30s and in good shape as well as grooming well. They usually do the obligatory,”ooh so nice!” When they see my penis as I flip over,it’s very nice but pretty small for my size which I don’t mind. Im sure they talk about me or other clients which is perfectly fine by me.

 

[eroticspank]

I have noticed that in some of the Asian Massage parlors, the women would help you undress before and dress afterward. It was fun and a turn-on for me. As she was helping me take off my clothes, I would usually get a comment or two on my dick or balls. "Oh so big!" "Lots of cum in there?" and then a giggle or sexy smile. It was very clear the place was a happy ending spot and standing naked in front of the clothed massage lady was erotic.

To continue with the spirit of this thread, in reality, I am guessing that was a quick check of my dick for any sores, etc.
ES

 

[eroticspank]

I think someone mentioned Prostate massage in an earlier post. I just remembered an experience I had years ago in the States that was not an actual prostate massage but very close.

I went to this massage place and I was not sure if there was a happy ending. I was in a city where it was considered illegal but that does not always mean no happy ending.

To make a long story short, at the end of the massage I was naked face up with a towel over my crotch. Her light touch and work on my inner thighs caused me to get very hard. She pulled out her Hitachi wand and turned it on low. She said by law she can't touch my dick. However, she put the wand between my thighs and under my balls. The perineum area. It felt great. She moved the wand around to my thighs and various locations. She was very skilled and the vibrations caused the towel to move over my dick. She told me I could grab myself if I wanted. I didn't. I was surprised at how good it felt. She put the wand back on the perineum area. She turned up the vibrations to medium. I could feel it get to my prostate. I came in a few minutes. It was very intense and I didn't touch myself.

She took the towel and used it to wipe up my cum. I squirted a lot and the towel made it easy to clean up.

ES