The Return of the BDSM Limerick...

[kiten69]

**giggle** i love this thread

 

[Ebonyfire]

Damn! I've gotta work tomrrow, but maybe tomorrow night I can get back atcha. Prepare for it. Here's a little taste...

EB the Domme is usually a whipper.
But lately she's been just a whimper.
She's been a sick little girlie
but now she's in bed very early.
She calls me old, but she's uh...um...ummm...oh shit, I can't remember!

OK, Domme...take THAT!

Is that all you got? LOL

 

[Ebonyfire]

**giggle** i love this thread

It is a little bit of fun.

 

[Ebonyfire]

DVS is challenging me,
To a limerick jamboree,
He'd better be ready,
cause I am rock steady,
and sharp as a tack can be.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Go 'head, go 'head, its your birthday, not for real, real, but for play play!

 

[kiten69]

Go 'head, go 'head, its your birthday, not for real, real, but for play play!

ROTFLMAO...i think you skeered him away

 

[DVS]

Go 'head, go 'head, its your birthday, not for real, real, but for play play!

Had a rough day at the beach.
Rain turned to ice on the streets.
My car was iced shut, and
there were idiots on the road, and
I'm dealing with a lack of sleep.

 

[DVS]

DVS is challenging me,
To a limerick jamboree,
He'd better be ready,
cause I am rock steady,
and sharp as a tack can be.

I never said there's gonna be no jamboree.
I was just gonna get you, like you got me.
A little play with rhymes
we do it all the time.
I'll get you back, then I'll deal with that little kitty.

 

[DVS]

ROTFLMAO...i think you skeered him away

Yesser, that's a Nice little AV you got there, kitty-kitty.
Yep, that outfit you're wearin' is just real pretty.
And your hand's between your legs,
And nasty thoughts goin' through your head.
Then, some twitchin' around and your fingers get all sticky.

That AV is given me thoughts of my own.
I bet I can make your body twitch and moan..
your hands behind your back...
your nekkid ass will get it's whacks.
Then I'll fuck it, while your body is tied prone.

 

[DVS]

There is still a lot of ice covering the city.
The street crew's salting has been shitty.
But they still get their money
if it's snowy or if it's sunny.
They're probably at home, all warm and pretty.

I found that my mailbox has been damaged by something.
Don't yet have the courage to check what did the thumpin'.
It's still cold and it's nasty
and lots of snow is coming um..."fastly"
And it's only my mailbox, for jumkmail dumpin'.

All in all, I think I'm sittin' real pretty
Like I said, ice is covering the whole city.
My mailbox is on the ground,
I'd guess from kids sliding around
I'm inside and my tummy's full of good chili.

My neighbor's mailbox was damaged, as well.
And they aren't fixing theirs, far as I can tell.
But, it's just my bad luck, you see,
Cause both are on my side of the street.
So I guess it's my job to fix what someone else fell.

I'm sure you can see my situation.
How it's cold outside and how the chili's tastin'.
I'm torn about doing the chores
But it's also damn cold out doors.
And, it's my day off, and they're for relaxation.

 

[DVS]

The snow has started and the wind is blowing.
They say 12 inches, but that's without really knowing.
Scraped ice off my windshield, and
put on cardbard, as a snowshield.
Tension about the drive to work tomrrow is growing.

I fixed the mail box, the best that I could.
In freezing weather, I duct taped it good.
Nothing else to do.
Good repairs later...like glue.
Tape ain't pretty, but if anything works, it should.

Snow coming down pretty good, now.
That 12 inches seems more likely, some how.
Back inside, that's much better
to watch the stormy weather.
I hope the city gets out with the plows.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Had a rough day at the beach.
Rain turned to ice on the streets.
My car was iced shut, and
there were idiots on the road, and
I'm dealing with a lack of sleep.

The idiots are always on the road in CT. When I drove home from work yesterday there were two accidents on the interstate, and it wasn' even raining! These people love to tailgate!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Had a rough day at the beach.
Rain turned to ice on the streets.
My car was iced shut, and
there were idiots on the road, and
I'm dealing with a lack of sleep.

Poor DVS...

 

[kiten69]

Yesser, that's a Nice little AV you got there, kitty-kitty.
Yep, that outfit you're wearin' is just real pretty.
And your hand's between your legs,
And nasty thoughts goin' through your head.
Then, some twitchin' around and your fingers get all sticky.

That AV is given me thoughts of my own.
I bet I can make your body twitch and moan..
your hands behind your back...
your hekid ass will get it's whacks.
Then I'll fuck it, while your body is tied prone.

ummmm...errrrr...damn i'm speechless...but i'll be back with one i'm just not as quick as you are

 

[LadyAria]

Taking the scene in to stock
The mistress stepped on his cock
with a glorious black shoe
the sub shot his goo
then proceeded to lick up the spot

 

[DVS]

Taking the scene in to stock
The mistress stepped on his cock
with a glorious black shoe
the sub shot his goo
then proceeded to lick up the spot

Very nice...interesting. Very nice AV, too.

 

[DVS]

Once there was a couple doing it in the snow.
But it was so cold they couldn't get it to g-g-g-g-go.
He was blue, not just his cock.
He was nearly hard as a rock
She had to revive him with her mouth, a lifesaving blow.

 

[DVS]

A weatherman dated a co-ed from the dorm.
One night he had forcast a great snowstorm.
"It will be a 12 inch choker."
It became a 5 inch joker.
The co-ed said, "for him, that's the norm."

 

[DVS]

Well, the snow has finally stopped coming down.
There's about 8 or 10 inches, on the ground.
To the south, they got more
and some drifting in store.
But, there's nothing in store, for the north side of town.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Thanks kiten ad Lady Aria,
and of course thanks to DVS!!

Now it is time for my nap!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Monday will not be a fun day,
We should kneel down and pray,
It be the first snow,
And as we all now,
Usually there will be hell to pay.

 

[DrDurango]

I'll take a stab

My sweet little girl needs a spankin'
And on Daddys cock she was yankin'
Her ass I did swat, my load I soon shot
Soon after the Lord I was thankin'


DrD

 

[kiten69]

your hekid ass will get it's whacks.

DVS do you have a spell checker?
Cause this goof made me snicker
I dont know about hekid
But I understand nekkid
When you fix it I'll give you a sticker

(hey stickers are good motivators...at least for my students )

 

[Ebonyfire]

My sweet little girl needs a spankin'
And on Daddys cock she was yankin'
Her ass I did swat, my load I soon shot
Soon after the Lord I was thankin'


DrD

Applauding!!!

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

DVS do you have a spell checker?
Cause this goof made me snicker
I dont know about hekid
But I understand nekkid
When you fix it I'll give you a sticker

(hey stickers are good motivators...at least for my students )

I think you got him there kiten!