The Return of the BDSM Limerick...

[museofdragon]

My latest kinky limerick, for your consideration


The cuffs that she wore were quite tight.
The Bar spread her ankles just right.
So, climbing astride,
He went for a ride,
And they bucked and they howled through the night.

~~blushes, curtsies, and scurries away~~

 

[DVS]

My latest kinky limerick, for your consideration


The cuffs that she wore were quite tight.
The Bar spread her ankles just right.
So, climbing astride,
He went for a ride,
And they bucked and they howled through the night.

~~blushes, curtsies, and scurries away~~

Kinky...and revealing.

 

[museofdragon]

Kinky...and revealing.

Really, it is only kinky the first time.

 

[Ebonyfire]

My latest kinky limerick, for your consideration


The cuffs that she wore were quite tight.
The Bar spread her ankles just right.
So, climbing astride,
He went for a ride,
And they bucked and they howled through the night.

~~blushes, curtsies, and scurries away~~

Very good! I enjoyed your contribution, as I do all who add to the mix.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yes where, oh where is Sir Shank
Stocking up his private porn bank ?
With Eb Ma'am in stride
He will gather some pride
Probably offer her front, left and flank.

It works for me!

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

It's great to see this thread revived.

Even better to see Ms EB has arrived.

When my time is short and my fun is thin.

I dream of it being long

and um, nice thick skin . . .

Maybe I should start again?

I've lost the meter and the rhyme

It's feeling all a bit contrived.

Ok, that's it, the end.

I am pleased you added to the thread.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh, her return, it is bliss.
As sweet as a riding crop's kiss.
Eb's her name,
Domme, her game.
Where's Shank...he needs some of this?

Yes he does...

 

[Ebonyfire]

Well, actually...

Nekid this or nekkid that.
I's spells it like I wants and that's a fact.
The trouble with some of dem spellers,
when corrected, they go all yeller.
Me? I bare her nekid behind, and "SPLAAAAAAAT!"

My, my my!

 

[FurryFury]

I am pleased you added to the thread.

Eb

Thanks!

I just HAD to! I am so glad to have you back and posting again!

*grins*

Fury

 

[kiten69]

A spankin' she was needing
So to Daddy she went pleading
He said "NO"
She put on a show
But his book he just kept reading

 

[DVS]

Time for bed, cos I work tonight.
Gotta be alert if there's vagrants in sight.
I don't care what they say, cos
I've got handcuffs and pepper spray.
Yes, I work tonight, untl the sun shines bright.

 

[kiten69]

Time for bed, cos I work tonight.
Gotta be alert if there's vagrants in sight.
I don't care what they say, cos
I've got handcuffs and pepper spray.
Yes, I work tonight, untl the sun shines bright.

Poor DVS has to work late
However will he stay awake
With thoughts of asses
Bent over in masses
All for his pleasure, they wait

Now he must make a decision
Staring at the asses thorough failing vision
Which butt should he pick
To kiss his hard dick
After he beats her ass all crimson

 

[DVS]

Poor DVS has to work late
However will he stay awake
With thoughts of asses
Bent over in masses
All for his pleasure, they wait

Now he must make a decision
Staring at the asses thorough failing vision
Which butt should he pick
To kiss his hard dick
After he beats her ass all crimson

I'm just getting home from my long night's work
I'm glad to say there was no trouble with jerks.
If I'd known about the asses
waiting bent over in masses
More than my mind would have been at a perk.

The long boring night could have been fun.
I would have kept all of the women on the run.
Some I would catch
And, because I'm a letch
I'd fuck them HARD in the ass until I cum.

But, ho hum, my night was real boring.
Not a thing at all happened, until morning.
THe asses would have been nice.
You wouldnl't have to offer them twice.
It was so difficult to keep me from snoring.

I made it through the night, just fine.
But to fuck naked asses would be devine.
My face in a smile
Wider than a mile.
Maybe tomorrow night, if they're so enclined.

With handcuffs and pepper spray, I'm in charge.
I'm all ready, their ass filled with lard.
I'd bend them each over fast
and do them in the ass.
Then I'd surely be worn out and tard (tired).

 

[Ebonyfire]

And so She wrote...

Another sub interview,
when a boy tells me what he can do,
I weigh all his pros,
as he strikes a pose,
and I ponder if anything goes.

 

[Ebonyfire]

For DVS

DVS needs a bit more cash,
to chicklet he would dash,
he'd check out her gear,
whisper commands in her ear,
but never anything rash.

 

[Shankara20]

DVS needs a bit more cash,
to chicklet he would dash,
he'd check out her rear,
whisper commands in her ear,
but never anything rash.

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[@}-}rebecca----]

damn I love these.......

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My friend Fu is playing with fire
When correcting Eb Ma'am, he tries to conspire
For the real edit will be
Not up to he
As we salute him on top of the pyre

or

Ohh my goodness & look at Sir Shank
with Eb Ma'am , trying to out rank
A nip and a change
Out of CBT range
Rebecca laughing all the way to the bank

 

[DVS]

DVS needs a bit more cash,
to chicklet he would dash,
he'd check out her gear,
whisper commands in her ear,
but never anything rash.

Poor DVS needs a little more cash
to visit chicklet and her sexy ass.
He'd whisper "bend over" into her ear
then he'd use a ruller on her rear.
But, he ain't got enough in his stash.

 

[DVS]

DVS needs a bit more cash,
to chicklet he would dash,
he'd check out her gear,
whisper commands in her ear,
but never anything rash.

Eb thinks she knows me, I guess.
My urge to meet chicklet, my quest.
But, her last line is wrong
"nothing rash"?...now, come on!
I'm sure I'd at least be devious.

 

[DVS]

I'm Jonesin' for some chicklet behind.
In her schoolgirl outfit, she looks fine.
Bound, she'd comply
cos she couldn't deny
what she brings out of my perverted mind.

 

[DVS]

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Shank, you'd better watch where you're heading.
That's Eb's own territory you're treading.
But, you'd like it, I"ll bet
if she made you her pet.
I guess that's the vibes you're sending.

So, bend over right in front of her.
wiggle it and then wait for your orders.
You might suggest lube
when she gives you her tube.
Just make sure you don't call her Sir.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Eb thinks she knows me, I guess.
My urge to meet chicklet, my quest.
But, her last line is wrong
"nothing rash"?...now, come on!
I'm sure I'd at least be devious.

Hey I had to find something to rhyme, sheesh everyone is a critic!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Shank, you'd better watch where you're heading.
That's Eb's own territory you're treading.
But, you'd like it, I"ll bet
if she made you her pet.
I guess that's the vibes you're sending.

So, bend over right in front of her.
wiggle it and then wait for your orders.
You might suggest lube
when she gives you her tube.
Just make sure you don't call her Sir.

I am sometimes called Sir Bitch Goddess.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Eb is jonesing for sub CBT,
sub balls she will bust for free,
she'll twist and she'll tie,
and tug bye and bye
till it might be too hard for a pee!

 

[Ebonyfire]

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whatever