The Ryan Black Appreciation Thread

[RyanBlack]

and I really want to thank you for the lovely poem It really touched my heart even if it was a little rough

 

[julybaby04]

Lmao
Self proclaimation.

So 2009.........

....must take a moment out from worshiping Ryan to say hello to you sweet friend!

 

[RyanBlack]

tell me


can a penis suffer from too much self-love?
will it become
narcissistic ?

*smiles*

no no no there is PLENTY of penis to love---dont hold back always another centemeter or so of room to absorbe the worshipful adoration

 

[brummiesteve]

....must take a moment from our from worshiping Ryan to say hello to you sweet friend!

Hello.

 

[butters]

no no no there is PLENTY of penis to love---dont hold back always another centimeter or so of room to absorb the worshipful adoration

now hang about - don't we need a stable, a few sheep, the Magi, the odd cherub and seraphim here?

and does it prefer a crib or a moses basket while we're about things?
(just so as to set the scen right, you know)

 

[RyanBlack]

awwwwwwwwww arent you sweet Miss luvly bottom

actually its a bit shy of the lime lite---prefers to hide in shrubbery or perhaps flowers

 

[butters]

awwwwwwwwww arent you sweet Miss luvly bottom

actually its a bit shy of the lime lite---prefers to hide in shrubbery or perhaps flowers

but what a bouquet that would be. so fragrant. one would wish to bury one's nose - what a sweet surprise that'd be


lol

 

[RyanBlack]

at the insistance of a certain lovely lady I am forced to reveal the lovely poem from my fair brummie


I love his penis, yes I do
and if you could see, you would love it too

It's long and thick and gets real hard
and truly deserves its OWN birthday card

Sometimes its cool, some times its hot
but when its slippery my butt its got!

I love his penis I truly do
and last time I kissed it, it really grew!

So all should worship and adore
the wonderful penis of his that nearly reaches the floor!

Now I know it is a bit rough--but its the heart he put into it that matters most to me---though you should all feel free to add a couplet or two

 

[misfortunex]

at the insistance of a certain lovely lady I am forced to reveal the lovely poem from my fair brummie


I love his penis, yes I do
and if you could see, you would love it too

It's long and thick and gets real hard
and truly deserves its OWN birthday card

Sometimes its cool, some times its hot
but when its slippery my butt its got!

I love his penis I truly do
and last time I kissed it, it really grew!

So all should worship and adore
the wonderful penis of his that nearly reaches the floor!

Now I know it is a bit rough--but its the heart he put into it that matters most to me---though you should all feel free to add a couplet or two

he is so......sensitive....the words just flow...getting a lil misty here......

 

[kendra1980]

I appreciate you birthday or no...

but, uhm....Happy Birthday, sweetness.

I know you want my man as a gift, and I'm seriously considering it, I promise.

The gift is kicking and screaming in protest. Shaking his fist and growling his fiercest growl. I know you like that though.


xoxoxoxoxo

Now come here and get your birthday lovin'.

 

[RyanBlack]

he is so......sensitive....the words just flow...getting a lil misty here......

I know isnt it though!! made me drip just a touch too though that wasnt technically tears

I appreciate you birthday or no...

but, uhm....Happy Birthday, sweetness.

I know you want my man as a gift, and I'm seriously considering it, I promise.

The gift is kicking and screaming in protest. Shaking his fist and growling his fiercest growl. I know you like that though.


xoxoxoxoxo

Now come here and get your birthday lovin'.

aww miss K yer always sweet to me and its not my b day just brummies way of saying he loves me and has some fierce man flesh cravings!!! My mate even wrote me a luvly poem !

 

[julybaby04]

at the insistance of a certain lovely lady I am forced to reveal the lovely poem from my fair brummie


I love his penis, yes I do
and if you could see, you would love it too

It's long and thick and gets real hard
and truly deserves its OWN birthday card

Sometimes its cool, some times its hot
but when its slippery my butt its got!

I love his penis I truly do
and last time I kissed it, it really grew!

So all should worship and adore
the wonderful penis of his that nearly reaches the floor!

Now I know it is a bit rough--but its the heart he put into it that matters most to me---though you should all feel free to add a couplet or two

...perhaps you could have that printed on business cards and hand them out!

 

[RyanBlack]

...perhaps you could have that printed on business cards and hand them out!

thats so sweet of you to say---brummie will love the compliment but I want to keep it special jus between us

 

[julybaby04]

thats so sweet of you to say---brummie will love the compliment but I want to keep it special jus between us

oh...I can understand that.......you two are quite the romantics are you?

 

[butters]

Ode to a Penis

if this penis were a lion
it would purr before it roared
sweet sleek and tim'rous beastie
esteemed and all adored

 

[RyanBlack]

Ode to a Penis

if this penis were a lion
it would purr before it roared
sweet sleek and tim'rous beastie
esteemed and all adored

awwwww miss luvly bottom---you make me blush!! with my retireing shyness and all . . . .

 

[butters]

awwwww miss luvly bottom---you make me blush!! with my retireing shyness and all . . . .

you liked my Ode? it was modeled after Horace, you know.
did i plagiarize Burns too openly? it was meant more as an accolade than a rip-off

 

[RyanBlack]

you liked my Ode? it was modeled after Horace, you know.
did i plagiarize Burns too openly? it was meant more as an accolade than a rip-off

I understood perfectly---thought you were even offering a tip o the hat to Browning---

 

[butters]

I understood perfectly---thought you were even offering a tip o the hat to Browning---

sigh

to be so understood as an artist is

sublime
i can die 'appy now.

 

[RyanBlack]

sigh

having seen your penis and been given the chance to render proper worshipful adoration. . . . .the feeling is

sublime
i can die 'appy now.

that is so sweet of you to say

but dont rush off to that far gone land of sleep,

you do have many wonderful years of possible adoration ahead of you

 

[butters]

that is so sweet of you to say

but dont rush off to that far gone land of sleep,

you do have many wonderful years of possible adoration ahead of you

I'd say you were as bad as The Sun for misquoting, but they don't have your panache, dear

 

[RyanBlack]

I'd say you were wonderful at seeing the subterfuge of distracting language I use to encode my true feelings for your penis and you have such panache , dear

its okay dear I understand brummie has code speak and so do you---its alright dear---Im told support groups are available for those overcome with said desires perhaps one will be forming in your area soon sponsored no doubt by the Long Prong Stud Service---that escort service stalks in my heels

 

[butters]

yeah yeah, but i think this guy hasn't seen your penis - he's too busy worshiping his own:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/07/walrus-oral-sex-pleasures_n_414864.html

nite!

 

[RyanBlack]

yeah yeah, but i think this guy hasn't seen your penis - he's too busy worshiping his own:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/07/walrus-oral-sex-pleasures_n_414864.html

nite!

If I could do that---do you honestly think I would EVER leave the house???


nighty night miss luvly bottom

 

[blklthrjkt]

It's good to have your appreciation thread!