The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars…

[scouries]

I’m james r scouries esq., welcome to my world

[SIZE=+4]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]

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grab a glass, sit back and relax…​

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[YoursSINSerely]

OMG, I just spewed my wine all over my screen! LOL I think chianti will stain my pixels.

I'm going back to my martini drinking where its much safer.

 

[michchick98]

Someone might want to tell the idiot from Miami when he attempt to insult where someone lives, he'll want to get it right. I don't live in the upper peninsula. I live about 10 hours south.

Oh and please, someone quote me.

Congrats to the Michigan State Spartans on their win!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4127/5065910681_464e1a8ba6_o_d.jpg​

 

[michchick98]

Wouldn't it be funny if scouries actually had to put two of the three people who don't think he's an over the top ego-maniac and a spastic windbag on ignore?

Yeah, that would be funny.

And so is this:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4103/5054749599_ace792e712_o_d.jpg

Again, now we know why he likes the Dolphins so much.

 

[TxRad]

Wouldn't it be funny if scouries actually had to put two of the three people who don't think he's an over the top ego-maniac and a spastic windbag on ignore?

Yeah, that would be funny.

And so is this:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4103/5054749599_ace792e712_o_d.jpg

Again, now we know why he likes the Dolphins so much.

In that case, I guess we'll just have to quote each other. He shouldn't be deprived of what other see.

 

[TxRad]

Welcome to ScouriesFantasyWorld

Where Scouries ego is the one and only thing that counts.

 

[michchick98]

In that case, I guess we'll just have to quote each other. He shouldn't be deprived of what other see.

Yeah, but with you and I both on his ignore list, he won't see it. One of his cock-puppets needs to quote us to get the full effect.

 

[TxRad]

Yeah, but with you and I both on his ignore list, he won't see it. One of his cock-puppets needs to quote us to get the full effect.

It really doesn't matter if he sees it or not. The newbies see it and those are the ones the messages are for. I'd hate for them to believe any part of his fantasies.

 

[litfan10]

Yeah, but with you and I both on his ignore list, he won't see it. One of his cock-puppets needs to quote us to get the full effect.

Or to be a pain-in-the-ass, I could do it until I get ignored.

Gee, win-win either way! Whoo hoo!

 

[litfan10]

It really doesn't matter if he sees it or not. The newbies see it and those are the ones the messages are for. I'd hate for them to believe any part of his fantasies.

He is so out there that it wouldn't take any newbie long and if it did, well that is a newbie who needed a lesson in reality anyways.

BTW quoted TxRad for all the world to see (or at least a part of it!)

 

[michchick98]

Holy crap, they won!

Thought scouries would appreciate this:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4108/5069620232_ecf053660d_o_d.jpg​

GO LIONS!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Knock off the sports!


Bring back the sex!

 

[TxRad]

Knock off the sports!


Bring back the sex!

Which sex was that? The gay sex . the incest sex. the Loving Wives sex, The cardboard sex, or maybe the cardboard characters? Lots of choices, very little action.

 

[michchick98]

Knock off the sports!


Bring back the sex!

What's stopping you from posting anything? Seems all you do is tell the rest of us what or what not to post.

So post sex if you want it, no one's stopping you.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

:caning:

How's that?

 

[Guest]

the boss had been missing in action since Saturday night - only finally poking his head into the ScouriesWorld offices an hour ago.

And judging by his appearance I must say I'm worried he's not going to finish his Halloween masterpiece on time. But I do want to remind everyone else that it's not too late...

remember we’re still accepting entries…

[size=+2]the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) presents the[/size]

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A.I.R. 2010 Halloween Story Contest

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“I haven't laughed this hard in years gladys. Wasn't this suupposed to be a Halloween contest?”​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah ake Gabby aka Gabriella L. (Blowup doll, fake secretary and one of scouries many alts.)


The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.He has to be on top so he made up the list himself.


Since there is no such thing as the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) associated with or from Lit, except in scouries head, it can't sanction anything but Scouries usual hot air.

Since scouries and company can't win a REAL contest, he makes up his own list of winners by using stories he steals from the REAL Lit contest without the authors permission.

Just more of Scouries phony bullshit.

 

[Guest]

another fan of sw...

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I'm moving to [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]​

[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

More stolen copyrighted material from the king of such crap. What doesn't he understand about the copyright system. Someone owns that photo and it sure ain't him.

 

[Guest]

OMG! A Quarter of a million views?

The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars… ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page)

[size=+3]250,287 VIEWS!!!![/SIZE]

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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[TxRad]

OMG! A Quarter of a million views?

And 60% of them are you and your alts.

Anyway, this is nowhere near the largest or most popular thread on Lit. Actually, it's all about your ego and bullshit. More of a train wreck than a thread.

 

[michchick98]

And 60% of them are you and your alts.

Anyway, this is nowhere near the largest or most popular thread on Lit. Actually, it's all about your ego and bullshit. More of a train wreck than a thread.

Well, at least he didn't claim it was the #1 thread this time. He couldn't after I'd so happily pointed out how far down the list he was from being #1.

Remember these:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=34914340&postcount=9005

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=34915093&postcount=9010

I don't have the time to update those, but I'd imagine the numbers have increased since the beginning of August when I originally posted them.

Of course, he has me on ignore now, so maybe I'll sign into one of my hundreds of alts and post the numbers for him again. I know how much he appreciates numbers and statistics.

 

[scouries]

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The SCOURIES reader – for both fans and serious scholars… ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page)

[size=+3]250,287 VIEWS!!!![/SIZE]​

And I’d like to thank you Gabby. You’ve been a wonderful help in this journey of enlightenment we’ve both tried to bring to LITEROTICA’S forum world.

Three years ago I set out to bring something new and exciting to this site – something to complement the wonderful stories that appear daily.

I wasn’t interested in some dull uninformative thread – the kinds that pop up endlessly from the unimaginative folks that live in forum land. No ranting about politics or homosexual rights for the SCOURIES thread. No pumkin carving, no whining, no drunk outpourings from my pen. Instead I’ve tried to raise the intellectual bar, to give a place where serious authors and thinkers could gather. Where they could learn.

My goal was simple – and clearly stated for all to see:
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…I’ve received thousands of requests from readers on various topics over the last two years. After much musing on the subject I’ve decided to start this thread that I hope will offer my fans some insight into both my stories and the Literotica site in general. At the same time I hope that what follows here will also turn out to be a gold mine of information for future generations of serious English Erotic Literature scholars.

On this thread I hope to (among other things):

* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere,
* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work,
* Comment on important political questions of the day,
* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel,
* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests,
* Discuss advanced sexual techniques,
* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans,
* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica,
* Give advice to aspiring young authors,
* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders,
* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories,
* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors,

And of course finally, to provide background information on my stories. To take the reader behind the scenes, to give him or her an insight into the genesis of my plots and my characters. To give the reader the real story and talk about the real people who inspired and appeared in my greatest works.

And I believe I’ve succeeded. Yes I’ve worked hard but it’s many others who can also share in it’s success and should be likewise complimented. Gabby of course. And Freddie , BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, and the delectable sarahhh . The QUEEN and MANU also deserve great credit – both for providing this wonderful site as well as their mature handling of the whining naysayers.

And so I’ll march forward … on my continuing quest to educate and enlighten … that’s just who I am. Thank you very, very much.
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[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

 

[TxRad]

Grand_High_Poobah ake Gabby aka Gabriella L. (Blowup doll, fake secretary and one of scouries many alts.)

The only intent of this thread is to stroke Scouries ego.

Since he's talking to himself when he addresses Gabby, one can only assume he's paranoid. As for this "journey of enlightenment", all anyone has learned from this thread is that scouries is a nut with an ego the size of an elephant.

"dull uninformative thread" – "from the unimaginative folks that live in forum land." "Instead I’ve tried to raise the intellectual bar, to give a place where serious authors and thinkers could gather. Where they could learn."

If you notice, everyone who posts besides scouries is dull and uninteresting by his own words. But then again the serious authors (If ya ain't a serious author, raise your hand) and thinkers can gather to learn. Uh, learn from who? From scouries? Talk about your ego maniacs. Who told him he knew anything?

Now, lets look at his goal, shall we. My replies are in red as usual.


…I’ve received thousands of requests from readers on various topics over the last two years. After much musing on the subject I’ve decided to start this thread that I hope will offer my fans some insight into both my stories and the Literotica site in general. At the same time I hope that what follows here will also turn out to be a gold mine of information for future generations of serious English Erotic Literature scholars.

Uh, where are these readers? They sure haven't been on this thread. Please show us one. I'd love to shake their hand.

Insight into his stories and Lit in general. Does he means the trumpeted up numbers, bullshit lists, and phony contests? The lies about him being the number one writer on Lit? The lie that he receives royalties from Lit? All the hate and discontent he tries to spread about Lit's rating system and contests? The hate for the people who post in the Authors Hangout because he blames them for his not winning contests or awards? These sound like the rantings of an ego maniac, don't they.

"a gold mine of information" No gold here, more like sour grapes and whine, whine, whine.

On this thread I hope to (among other things):

* Reproduce reviews and critiques of my stories that have appeared here and elsewhere,

The only review I ever saw of your work was posted in the AH if I remember right and you called it a hatchet job. Other than that, could you please point us to any review or critique you've ever had that wasn't written by you. And I'm not talking about the fake comments you leave on your own stories.


* Give updates on worldwide sales and vote figures of my work,

Sales? Where are you selling your stories? Lit is a free site. Anyone can download anything for free, so where are the sales? Oh, yeah, you claim that Lit pays you royalties based on the number of views your stories get. That's a lie.


* Comment on important political questions of the day,

Just for fun, point out one of these. No I'm not talking about one of your rants on how unfair the contests and all are. That's just whining.


* Help improve this site by giving timely advice to Manu and Laurel,

Neither of which will give you the time of day. Nor do they care about your rants and whining (Timely advice).

* Publish my picks for winners of various Literotica contests,

Oh yeah, your trumpeted up, fake contests that steal the stories from the real Lit contest. Then you toss out the people you dislike, the people who speak out about your bullshit. Then you toss out the categories you don't like. Then you massage the numbers until you and or your alts and hangers on win. Good job there.


* Discuss advanced sexual techniques,

The hell you say. Since when is incest an advanced sexual technique. That seems to be the only thing you know anything about. No, I said that wrong. That's about the only thing you write about. Oh, yeah, I forgot, you have branched out into Loving Wives. Same old stories with the tags, mother, brother and sister left out.


* Share e-mails I’ve received from my fans,

Uh, huh. Good luck with that.

* Help fix the shambles that is the Contest system at Literotica,

You mean try and figure out how the seeps work so you can go back to cheating like you used to before Manu shut your kiddie scripts down.

* Give advice to aspiring young authors,

Uh, point out one of those and I don't mean Freddie or any of his dozen or so alts.

* Pose the hard questions we all have for our leaders,

And what are those hard questions? No, I don't mean your whining about how unfair it is that you can't win a contest without learning to write a story correctly.

* Preview coming ‘Scouries’ stories,

It would be "Commmiiiiingggg" in a scouries story.

* Analyze and do my best to solve issues that are perplexing Literotica authors,

The only thing perplexing Lit authors is why Laurel and Manu haven't tossed your ass out onto the curb.

And of course finally, to provide background information on my stories. To take the reader behind the scenes, to give him or her an insight into the genesis of my plots and my characters. To give the reader the real story and talk about the real people who inspired and appeared in my greatest works.

Where did you do this? Or is this a coming attraction type thing? Cardboard characters, wandering story lines, implausible situations, ect do not a story make. Since you can't win a contest, you'd thing you would have figured this out by now. The people who inspire the crap you write are all in you ego maniac mind.

So there you have scouries and his bullshit thread in a nut shell.

 

[TxRad]

Oh yeah, I forgot this part.

james r scouries esq.

Esq. is used to designate lawyers. So scouries is a lawyer? I hope not. The bar association might be interested in this bit of information."

Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner

Ah yes, he's won his own contest several times but he can't win a real Lit contest in years of trying.

MILLION SELLER,

Million seller of what? As far as I can find out, scouries has no e-books only stories posted here at a free site. But then again, he thinks views mean sales. Nope that just someone and most you on your won stories clicking on the story title. It doesn't even mean someone read the story. Just that they clicked on it.

Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

Yeah, over half the comments are from you or your alts and partners in crime. The same can be said for the votes also.

More bullshit from the king of bullshit, james r scouries esq.