The Shameful Confession Thread

[NoJo]

I lust after priests. And monks. I think it's the desire to replace the serenity with something a bit less pure. The more devout they are, the more appealing. The whole idea of someone being so overcome with lust for me that they are willing to forsake vows to a high power turns me on. I'm going to Christian hell for this, I can just tell.

Your ex-girl friend is a nun? I have an ex-boyfriend who is now gay, but I don't think the Catholic Church had anything to do with that.

How about a computer programmer who gave up Snapple and pizza for you?

 

[rgraham666]

I lust after priests. And monks. I think it's the desire to replace the serenity with something a bit less pure. The more devout they are, the more appealing. The whole idea of someone being so overcome with lust for me that they are willing to forsake vows to a high power turns me on. I'm going to Christian hell for this, I can just tell.

Your ex-girl friend is a nun? I have an ex-boyfriend who is now gay, but I don't think the Catholic Church had anything to do with that.

I'm off to join the priesthood!

 

[yui]

How about a computer programmer who gave up Snapple and pizza for you?

That works, too. But did God tell you to eat pizza and Snapple?

I'm off to join the priesthood!

No need, rg! Just head south and keep going until you hit the peninsula.
Edited to add: I'll be the one in the pool.

 

[rgraham666]

No need, rg! Just head south and keep going until you hit the peninsula.
Edited to add: I'll be the one in the pool.

On my way!

Wait. 'The one in the pool'? That describes about 1/10th the population of your state. That's a big help.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I have never done so. Honest. My confessional story was just fiction ... all fiction.

Of course it was, Sister Imp. But just to be on the safe side, that'll be six "Aw shuck's" and a dozen oysters on the half-shell. Then come see me in the rectory for a little hands-on admonishment.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

 

[Honey123]

I knew it. By the way, nice ass, baldy.

LOL

Thanks...if you thinks that's nice you should see my pussy..cat...she's adorable!!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

I also have a confession to make. I sometimes lust after Honey and some of the other women on this forum and other forums. There, I've gotten that off my chest. I can go back to writing smut without the guilt feelings.

 

[Honey123]

I also have a confession to make. I sometimes lust after Honey and some of the other women on this forum and other forums. There, I've gotten that off my chest. I can go back to writing smut without the guilt feelings.

Box, I must confess that I do enjoy being lusted after

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Your ex-girl friend is a nun? I have an ex-boyfriend who is now gay, but I don't think the Catholic Church had anything to do with that.

yes, and she may very well be the only nun with breast implants.
I'm not going into how many gay ex-boyfriends I have(and no, Carson is not one of them). I will brag that the number of women I've made gay far surpasses the number of men.

 

[Samandiriel]

I used to be alive in my other life.

 

[NoJo]

I used to be alive in my other life.

Hey, we were all students once.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

My cow kicked over a lantern and caused the Great Chicago Fire.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Box, I must confess that I do enjoy being lusted after

That's nice, because I enjoy lusting after you.

 

[Honey123]

My cow kicked over a lantern and caused the Great Chicago Fire.

Sure that wasn't when you were trying to cook the Chicago-type pizza???

es baby-girl!!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Sure that wasn't when you were trying to cook the Chicago-type pizza???

es baby-girl!!

*feigns offense* As a Chicago hometown girl, I resent that statement. I make a MEAN Chicago style pizza.



es for Hot Crotch

 

[Honey123]

*feigns offense* As a Chicago hometown girl, I resent that statement. I make a MEAN Chicago style pizza.



es for Hot Crotch

Baby-girl, I am sure you could make anything...mean in a damn that's sexy way!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Baby-girl, I am sure you could make anything...mean in a damn that's sexy way!

Well, I could make you...uh...nevermind.

 

[Honey123]

Well, I could make you...uh...nevermind.

burn, like your pizza?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

burn, like your pizza?

Bitch.

I've never burnt a pizza in my life, so NYAH!

 

[Honey123]

Bitch.

I've never burnt a pizza in my life, so NYAH!

I love when you compliment me like that!!!

I have burnt many a pizza in my day ~ but, hey, I'm cute so why the hell do I need to cook?? LOL Just joking...

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I love when you compliment me like that!!!

I have burnt many a pizza in my day ~ but, hey, I'm cute so why the hell do I need to cook?? LOL Just joking...

That actually got a chuckle out of me. See? You ARE good for something.

 

[Honey123]

That actually got a chuckle out of me. See? You ARE good for something.

Yes, that is my consipiracy method..make everyone laugh and be happy ~ then I kick them and take their money....

 

[yui]

Don't sweat it, Yui, most Christians share you lack of knowledge. The difference is they try to keep it a secret.

Rumple Foreskin

Ah, so I'm not the only one that's clueless, eh?

 

[Dar~]

yes, and she may very well be the only nun with breast implants.
I'm not going into how many gay ex-boyfriends I have(and no, Carson is not one of them). I will brag that the number of women I've made gay far surpasses the number of men.

I am bi, wanna try to swing me all the way???

 

[DrFreud]

I am bi, wanna try to swing me all the way???

Guys could do that to you too...


DrF