The Situation Room

[intothewoods]

There are threads on Lit you don't think are odd?

Ummmm, good question. Yeah, definitely! This one has way too many non-sequitors.

And btw, I am freaking on the sexual timeline thread, because everyone around here was, like, bound and gagged at age 5. But you're a prude too, right? Right? Please tell me I'm not the only one!

 

[CutieMouse]

Ummmm, good question. Yeah, definitely! This one has way too many non-sequitors.

And btw, I am freaking on the sexual timeline thread, because everyone around here was, like, bound and gagged at age 5. But you're a prude too, right? Right? Please tell me I'm not the only one!

Mmm... lets just say if I were willing to be that open on a chat board, the entire chat board would respond with "Damn... you weren't kidding when you used the whole inexperienced, prudish, innocent descriptor as your nick tag line, were you?"

 

[FurryFury]

Fury reporting in:

Things are hot and humid here. Drought conditions are causing all sorts of restrictions including the possibility of NO fireworks for the fourth. It looks like a long, hot, dry, summer. Now back to you at the news desk.

 

[ecstaticsub]

Are we suppose to report in with our situatuon? If so this is mine--Today was the kids' last day of school for the year, so no more afternoon phone sex for me until Sept.

If reporting in about our situation is not what this thread is about then just ignore the above please..

 

[FurryFury]

My kids got out of school much earlier in mid May. We home school so that means I don't have to push them or grade them. I just have to figure out how to get them everywhere they are going this summer and what curriculum we will use.

Also I have to work on my publicity campaign for more gigs or get another job. With the lost of arts funding, I've lost my best regular client. It accounted about 70% of my income. So far I have about about 40% of what I used to be making set up for fall. The problem is, I honestly don't have time for another job though so it might need to be temp work of one kind or another.

I'm so worried about these and other things, I'm having a difficult time being sexual. I hate that.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Ummmm, good question. Yeah, definitely! This one has way too many non-sequitors.

And btw, I am freaking on the sexual timeline thread, because everyone around here was, like, bound and gagged at age 5. But you're a prude too, right? Right? Please tell me I'm not the only one!

I've never been bound and gagged - age 5 or after.

Mmm... lets just say if I were willing to be that open on a chat board, the entire chat board would respond with "Damn... you weren't kidding when you used the whole inexperienced, prudish, innocent descriptor as your nick tag line, were you?"

Let us be the judges of that.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

There are threads on Lit you don't think are odd?

Yes.

*weg*

 

[Chicklet]

If you're planning to head west on 26, between portland and beaverton, between the canyon road exit and the first beaverton exit there's all but one lane of traffic closed for i swear to fucking christ UNANNOUNCED construction. you'd think if they were going to ad 40 minutes to your drive they'd warn you the day before.

just so you know. take the 8.

i wish somebody had posted that before i decided to drive to forest grove.

 

[minx1]

here's how things are with me........crap.

My Master released me two weeks ago and um I am still released *sigh*

.......oh and the weather is crap too

 

[graceanne]

If you're planning to head west on 26, between portland and beaverton, between the canyon road exit and the first beaverton exit there's all but one lane of traffic closed for i swear to fucking christ UNANNOUNCED construction. you'd think if they were going to ad 40 minutes to your drive they'd warn you the day before.

just so you know. take the 8.

i wish somebody had posted that before i decided to drive to forest grove.

The only time Portland announces road construction is if they're going to be closing one of the bridges, otherwise they don't. Know why? CAuse they're afraid people willr ealize how much money they're spending on roads that DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED, and cause a fit. Well that and they're putting the MAX out to Clackamas, even though we voted NO A-FUCKING-GAIN. Why vote? They do what they fucking want to anyway.

Over on Sandy Blvd they tore up a perfectly good side walk so that they could close down all but one lane (for both lanes of traffic). In the meantime they keep putting crappy patches on the huge POTHOLES. Not to mention all those stupid islands they're putting everywhere. Yeah, they look nice, but quite frankly Sandy need to be repaved - Powell does not need another island.