The squirrel is loose...

[meat_squirrel]

Breaking news!

Oooohhhh my...the squirrels are SMOKIN! My goodness you had some very naughty naughty pics on the last page! Made me grin (in a hungry leering kinda way!) and think to myself "Atta girl!". Nice job you two! I gota admit that this fine piece of art got me all hot and bothered! Something very sexy and real about it. (Okay okay...so I want to nibble on the Mr's derriere! Is that so very bad to admit?!)

And damn you btw for deciding to go with a gladiator theme. JUST this past week, (you are never going to believe this!) I took my gladiator costume to the dry cleaners (it had gotten a little, umm, stained during our last little costume event)...and when I went to pick it up, they said there was a mix up. Costumes had gotten switched...someone else had my lovely Gladiator costume...I was given their Jar Jar Binks costume. Damn it all...now I can't play with you guys! (Unless you find Jar Jar hot and desirable...then I am IN Baybeeee!)

*crazy looney Azurre kisses to you both!!*

~Az

Thanks for all your words Az! *blush* I have to admit though...if you get within nibbling distance...well...let's just say you'd not have much of a chance to nibble. I'll pretend you'd be writhing in too much pleasure to think of things like that....

JarJar Binks is very welcome...we'll of course have to strip off his skin and burn it at the stake, but bring him on by...please? Pahleeeeeze? Of course we'd have to decide what to do with the soft Az center...hmm...the mind boggles.

*kissed squirrel found stunned and wandering the woods aimlessly...film at 11!*

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

where did your wife go? she sent me a pm and now seems to be gone but it says she's online

Oh, I got lost in the house....haven't figured out all of the nooks and crannies yet....

 

[supahspaz]

Oh, I got lost in the house....haven't figured out all of the nooks and crannies yet....

do we need to map it out for you

 

[meat_squirrel]

Zoiks!

Ooohhhhh Ohhhhhh....MS and I just had mutual simultaneous posts! Was it good for you too hun? *wink*

~Az

Jinkies! I had to get a smoke and clear my head to recover! Sheesh, that was the best!

Mmm...can't pay for mutual posting like that....

 

[supahspaz]

On your mark...
Get set...
Go!

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TIME

 

[Bacteriophage68]

Poop.

Poop.
Poopy.
Poopie.
Poopoo.
Poo.
Poop poop poopy poopy fart fart underwear poopy poopoo poop poopy farts poop poop turd toilet lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

Oooohhhh my...the squirrels are SMOKIN! My goodness you had some very naughty naughty pics on the last page! Made me grin (in a hungry leering kinda way!) and think to myself "Atta girl!". Nice job you two! I gota admit that this fine piece of art got me all hot and bothered! Something very sexy and real about it. (Okay okay...so I want to nibble on the Mr's derriere! Is that so very bad to admit?!)

And damn you btw for deciding to go with a gladiator theme. JUST this past week, (you are never going to believe this!) I took my gladiator costume to the dry cleaners (it had gotten a little, umm, stained during our last little costume event)...and when I went to pick it up, they said there was a mix up. Costumes had gotten switched...someone else had my lovely Gladiator costume...I was given their Jar Jar Binks costume. Damn it all...now I can't play with you guys! (Unless you find Jar Jar hot and desirable...then I am IN Baybeeee!)

*crazy looney Azurre kisses to you both!!*

~Az

Costume or not -- you are always IN Az! Oh, wait, yeah -- no costume is better!!!!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Quiz time!

Number four... my goodness. I am at a loss for words.

Here...I'll give you a quiz:

Words to best capture kittens thoughts:

A. Mmmmmm
B. Uck...*murfle*...I just ate...please stop that....
C. Now based on the triangulation of the hip and thigh the correct way to look at this picture is....
D. Could someone please remind these folks that this is a "clean" board?
E. Aren't there more appropriate ways to wait in line at the bank?

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

do we need to map it out for you

I did that once, but it disappeared when I washed my hands...

 

[supahspaz]

I did that once, but it disappeared when I washed my hands...

awww honey.. you need squirrel tracks on the floor

 

[meat_squirrel]

I see the religious right has weighed in....

Poop.
Poopy.
Poopie.
Poopoo.
Poo.
Poop poop poopy poopy fart fart underwear poopy poopoo poop poopy farts poop poop turd toilet lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. President, please go back to the oval office....

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

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TIME

damn, that was hard to read backwards...took me almost...oops, I misread it... let me start over again...

 

[supahspaz]

Mr. President, please go back to the oval office....

LMAO

 

[supahspaz]

damn, that was hard to read backwards...took me almost...oops, I misread it... let me start over again...

Try typing it

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

awww honey.. you need squirrel tracks on the floor

did that too, but then the dogs trampled all over them...

 

[Azurre]

Mr. President, please go back to the oval office....

You can not even begin to know how loud I just laughed over this! I mean, loud gut wrenching unfeminine laughs...I believe the term "guffahs" would apply!

You rock!

~Az

 

[supahspaz]

did that too, but then the dogs trampled all over them...

need a trail guide? I'll fly in for as long as it takes

 

[meat_squirrel]

Oh my....

damn, that was hard to read backwards...took me almost...oops, I misread it... let me start over again...

*holding head in hands* She's cute though...that might be enough...*giggle...snort*

 

[supahspaz]

You can not even begin to know how loud I just laughed over this! I mean, loud gut wrenching unfeminine laughs...I believe the term "guffahs" would apply!

You rock!

~Az

God I just fell in love.. *melt* a REAL WOMAN !!!!!

 

[supahspaz]

*holding head in hands* She's cute though...that might be enough...*giggle...snort*

she is cute dude

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

*holding head in hands* She's cute though...that might be enough...*giggle...snort*

Who, me????? *batting eyes*

learned it all from you babycakes!

 

[Azurre]

God I just fell in love.. *melt* a REAL WOMAN !!!!!

Dang and all this time I wasted keeping trim and buying all those sexy clothes! And all along I just had to laugh at Squirrel's telling jokes? Geee *scratches head*....why didn't I ever think of that? *smile*


(Silly curiosity question for the lovely couple spounsering the thread....how did you two meet? (generalities are fine for privacy purposes) and who pursued whom?)

~Az

 

[babydoll2u]

God I just fell in love.. *melt* a REAL WOMAN !!!!!

lol... I think there are lots of "real women" around here

 

[babydoll2u]

You are very welcome to come play in the nest hun!!! I don't think any of us bite...though Spaz is looking a little feverish lately. You might want to give him a bit of space. Otherwise, we're a friendly insane lot. Give us a poke and let us know what you think/want!

yessir I've heard that about Spaz.... I'll keep my distance

 

[supahspaz]

lol... I think there are lots of "real women" around here

You are so right babydoll it was a reaction to the unfeminine laugh I don't like girly girls.. who teehee and giggle all the time.. I like em real, honest, and clean up well but can be just as dirty as me no offence meant !