The squirrel is loose...

[Brinnie]

nice ass

 

[delpdJune]

How's that meaty squirrel today.. oops.. I mean Meat Squirrel.. Gezz I need to stay on track ...

 

[delpdJune]

DelpJune dropped by my lil ole thread and left a post? Oh my it's like having royalty drop by.

Thanks for the visit you gorgeous woman! Hopefully you enjoy what you find!

lol.. well wouldn't go that far lol.. enjoy what I am finding.. my god.. yes I am!!! Think that is the problem... can't seem to get anything else accomplished...

 

[meat_squirrel]

A trifecta of notes...wow...my knees just melted and ran down my shins

Oh Squirrel... what have you done? Standing around in such stripes... hehehehe I have this incredible urge to run by very quickly and smack that bottom as I slide into the next room. I better remember to wear my slippery socks. Hmmm, wonder if I could slide by on my satin panties just as fast and get a good smack in before I head through the doorway. Just have to watch those kitchen chairs!

Okay I leave some acorns at your feet as I slide by. Multi-tasking... very good to do!

I would of course attempt to cover my hind quarters...well...okay it looks like I was attempting to cover them...in actuallity I was waving them at you as if I was a child trying to get candy from a parade float.

And yes...the floors are slippery. Don't ask how I know. No really.

And of course...about those panties...you see...given that scenario it's not the acorns he'd want to feed on.

Hmmm you sure do take a long time to get those suckers off, but you know what they say... Good things come to those who wait.

On the flip side... just don't hit your head on the table because it would take much longer to reach your goal if you ended up with a concussion!

It would, of course, seem that I take at least 4 times longer to disrobe with a camera present than without one. I suspect it is an alergic reaction to the aluminum body of the camrea.

Okay I know exactly what you should say here.... With those clenched fists... I would go for one of the following:

A) I am MAN, hear me ROAR!!!!!!!!! (then of course you need to roar and it wouldn't hurt to follow it with a growl)

B) What the hell am I doing in the kitchen??? How did I end up here!

C) I did not plant the pansies in the flower bed!

Hmm...I would have to select B. as that's what usually happens...I mean...not that that happens...that is to say...I don't wander mindless and naked from room to room. Um...tell a lie, I do wander from room to room naked BUT only if I'm looking for socks. *waves finger knowingly*

Alright, that's enough surreal information for the moment.

I think I'll go polish something now.

Thanks for the lovely notes dear...you are delightful!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Grinz...

nice ass

Okay...let me try this...

sUP gUUrl! Ur thread is way sick!

Um...okay I was gonna throw in "skeeze" and "whack" but I had no idea whether I'd conjugate them correctly so I thought the better and left them off.

It may be possible I'm not a hip as I once was.

I was hip once. I was!

...just don't ask the football team...
...or the basketball team....
...or the burners...
...or the freaks...
...or the chess club....
...or the band geeks...
...or the guidance counselor...
...um okay, you're just gonna have to take my word for it.

Thanks for dropping by! Um...piss out...er...peace out! Yay...I think I got one right...didn't I?

 

[meat_squirrel]

The Royal Meat Kiss....

lol.. well wouldn't go that far lol.. enjoy what I am finding.. my god.. yes I am!!! Think that is the problem... can't seem to get anything else accomplished...

Um...I think I need to sit down...I can feel all of my ego rushing to my head. Wow! What a wonderful thing to say! I'm blushing...well...some part of me is blushing...hmm...wanna see?

How's that meaty squirrel today.. oops.. I mean Meat Squirrel.. Gezz I need to stay on track ...

Well, my dear, he is meaty, actually a little thick around the middle. I think he may need some exercize to work off these extra pounds. As a matter of fact I think he may be ready for some push-ups and hip thrusts or the like. Know any good instructors?

Okay...sincerely...thanks for the wonderful posts! Know that you are at least royalty in my book. *kiss*

 

[meat_squirrel]

I know what keeping a stiff upper lip means...

...but what if it's an entire organ?

 

[Azurre]

...but what if it's an entire organ?

Damn.....just make me want to nibble and lick all over you! Hehe I am suppose to be leaving work to head home but am oddly reluctant to leave my computer and head out to the truck. Finding myself happy sitting here and viewing the squirrel man in all his manliness!!!

Oh, and btw, I am going to have to go out and buy some flannel for you hehe. Seems to be lacking in my wardrobe! Never fear, I am one determined, flannel wearing, pink fuzzy sock kinda girl..well, at least on every 3rd Sunday of a month starting with J when there is a full moon! *grin*

Okay..back to gazing at cock!

~Az

 

[meat_squirrel]

Kpow!

Damn.....just make me want to nibble and lick all over you! Hehe I am suppose to be leaving work to head home but am oddly reluctant to leave my computer and head out to the truck. Finding myself happy sitting here and viewing the squirrel man in all his manliness!!!

Oh, and btw, I am going to have to go out and buy some flannel for you hehe. Seems to be lacking in my wardrobe! Never fear, I am one determined, flannel wearing, pink fuzzy sock kinda girl..well, at least on every 3rd Sunday of a month starting with J when there is a full moon! *grin*

Okay..back to gazing at cock!

~Az

Oh my...now I'm feeling guilty for keeping you from the Devil. Please tell him I didn't mean to abscond with his very sexy wife.

And you'd better not be teasing about that flannel thing...I mean...really...really? Can you hear that? That's my heart attempting to make the squirrel pop like a cheap baloon.

Thanks again sweetie!

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

Mmm

Cool pics. Glad I get to see the real thing every day.

 

[Azurre]

Cool pics. Glad I get to see the real thing every day.

Welcome Ms. Squirrel!!! Glad you could join in! Thank you for lending us your husband from time to time...well, at least for lending us his squirrel! *wink*

Hope you are having a great evening!

~Az

 

[delpdJune]

Um...I think I need to sit down...I can feel all of my ego rushing to my head. Wow! What a wonderful thing to say! I'm blushing...well...some part of me is blushing...hmm...wanna see?



Well, my dear, he is meaty, actually a little thick around the middle. I think he may need some exercize to work off these extra pounds. As a matter of fact I think he may be ready for some push-ups and hip thrusts or the like. Know any good instructors?

Okay...sincerely...thanks for the wonderful posts! Know that you are at least royalty in my book. *kiss*

Well damn it give me that scepter.. hand it over this instant... and after I get it.. I will be looking.. and then off to the middle of the room.. and follow my cue.. instructions are about to commence..

 

[delpdJune]

Cool pics. Glad I get to see the real thing every day.

OHHH!!! How awesome is that.. agree with Azurre.. thankyou for lending us.. all or in parts of your wonderful guy!

 

[Galene]

Cool pics. Glad I get to see the real thing every day.

Good to see you MS_M_Squirrel, and thank you for sharing him with us all. Now if only some day you should feel like joining him in those pictures, it would be perfect

 

[Guest]

I would of course attempt to cover my hind quarters...well...okay it looks like I was attempting to cover them...in actuallity I was waving them at you as if I was a child trying to get candy from a parade float.

And yes...the floors are slippery. Don't ask how I know. No really.

And of course...about those panties...you see...given that scenario it's not the acorns he'd want to feed on.



It would, of course, seem that I take at least 4 times longer to disrobe with a camera present than without one. I suspect it is an alergic reaction to the aluminum body of the camrea.



Hmm...I would have to select B. as that's what usually happens...I mean...not that that happens...that is to say...I don't wander mindless and naked from room to room. Um...tell a lie, I do wander from room to room naked BUT only if I'm looking for socks. *waves finger knowingly*

Alright, that's enough surreal information for the moment.

I think I'll go polish something now.

Thanks for the lovely notes dear...you are delightful!

Hehehhehe well at least you tried your best to make it look as if you were shielding your hind quarters. Hmmm, now you do have me wondering how you know if the floors are slippery. One day you will have to share this information with me... you do realize that, don't you?

Dingy me... here I thought it was the acorns this whole time! Well, if I'm sliding by on those slippery floors of yours... you better be damn quick to catch me if it's the panties your after! Then again if I'm wearing a thong... I'm not going anywhere. Oh, the thought of that makes my bottom hurt.

So it is your socks you are looking for when you wander into the kicthen naked. I see... I see. Goodness, I just realized I'm always wearing the socks as I wander around my house trying to find my panties.

Many kisses your way to you wonderful and that wonderful squirrel or yours.

 

[Guest]

Cool pics. Glad I get to see the real thing every day.

Crushed that I didn't get to meet Ms Squirrel. Of course this now means I will have to bake an acorn pie and stop by for some girlie talk while Mr Squirrel will pobably end up wandering through the treehouse looking for his socks.

Hmmm, I just had a thought... wonder if it's Ms Squirrel hiding his socks all the time... you know... trying to get him to wander the house naked.

 

[meat_squirrel]

A hearty thank you!

Ms. Squirrel is working a lot of hours lately, but she's indicated she'll respond once she gets a free moment. I keep telling her how wonderful everyone here is and you all proved it by dropping such wonderful notes. Thanks for your kind words (and eyes).

*boucoup smooches to everyone*

 

[meat_squirrel]

Ten hut!

Well damn it give me that scepter.. hand it over this instant... and after I get it.. I will be looking.. and then off to the middle of the room.. and follow my cue.. instructions are about to commence..

*coming to attention* Yes my queen! *handing the scepter...blushing...oops...that's not the scepter...grin* Your obediant servant is ready, willing and able. *snapping a sharp salute*

Couple questions: Will this be a team exercise? Will we be playing shirts vs. skins? If so can I vote on who gets to be skins? Just curious....

 

[meat_squirrel]

Slippery floors and Squirrels

Hehehhehe well at least you tried your best to make it look as if you were shielding your hind quarters. Hmmm, now you do have me wondering how you know if the floors are slippery. One day you will have to share this information with me... you do realize that, don't you?

Dingy me... here I thought it was the acorns this whole time! Well, if I'm sliding by on those slippery floors of yours... you better be damn quick to catch me if it's the panties your after! Then again if I'm wearing a thong... I'm not going anywhere. Oh, the thought of that makes my bottom hurt.

So it is your socks you are looking for when you wander into the kicthen naked. I see... I see. Goodness, I just realized I'm always wearing the socks as I wander around my house trying to find my panties.

Many kisses your way to you wonderful and that wonderful squirrel or yours.

Thanks for your thoughtful note! Oh, my dear...acorns are fairly easy to come by...it's your panties that cause the squirrel to puff up and smile. Well, not the panties per se. More like that which is contained within them *wink*.

The squirrel is very pleased with your attentions. Yes...one might say he's resolute in his firm standing knowing you appreciate him.

I of course appreciate your attentions as well...and to show that appreciation will post some pics forthwith!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Room to breathe...

Just giving the squirrel some room to breathe... Now if someone could find it in their heart to give him a peck on the nose and a ruffle under the chin we'd be all set.

 

[delpdJune]

*coming to attention* Yes my queen! *handing the scepter...blushing...oops...that's not the scepter...grin* Your obediant servant is ready, willing and able. *snapping a sharp salute*

Couple questions: Will this be a team exercise? Will we be playing shirts vs. skins? If so can I vote on who gets to be skins? Just curious....

Most certainly a team effort.. no one sided matches here.. and OH ditch the shirt.. I believe we will be able to figure out who is on what team..

OH LOVE the scepter.. by the way...yes.. fits well in my mouth..I mean hand.. hand.. yes..

 

[meat_squirrel]

Meat Scepter?

Most certainly a team effort.. no one sided matches here.. and OH ditch the shirt.. I believe we will be able to figure out who is on what team..

OH LOVE the scepter.. by the way...yes.. fits well in my mouth..I mean hand.. hand.. yes..

...um...can we go back to that whole mouth/scepter thing?

I mean really? Really.

*looking around* Now why am I suddenly curious about what Ms.Squirrel is up to?

 

[MS_M_Squirrel]

I'm caught....

*looking around* Now why am I suddenly curious about what Ms.Squirrel is up to?

Damn....you caught me hiding your socks! (ThatGirl -- don't share all the secrets)

MS - Just make sure you look in *that* drawer later!!

 

[delpdJune]

...um...can we go back to that whole mouth/scepter thing?

I mean really? Really.

*looking around* Now why am I suddenly curious about what Ms.Squirrel is up to?

* gently tugs on scepter.. must distract .. must distract.. MS. hiding socks.. must distract.. SO sorry.. us girls have to stick together.. so I will just have to keep you busy.. http://freespace.virgin.net/xxx.99/s/lollipop.gif

 

[meat_squirrel]

Wha?

* gently tugs on scepter.. must distract .. must distract.. MS. hiding socks.. must distract.. SO sorry.. us girls have to stick together.. so I will just have to keep you busy.. http://freespace.virgin.net/xxx.99/s/lollipop.gif

Why heloooo there! Heh. What a nice technique you have for distracting the male of the species.... Now what was I saying? *Note: MS is easily distracted by pretties*