The squirrel is loose...

[Guest]

*eyeing the acorns greedily while sniffing around the panties* Uh oh, quandry, acorns...ThatGirl's panties...acorns...panties...acorns...PANTIES!!!! *greedily scoops the panties up and ferrets them away in his secret stash*

*Returning to feast on the acorns* Ahh...such a delightful treat...perfectly seasoned! I can feel myself getting thick and hard just tasting them.

Squirrels of course prefer the highest quality peanut butter but it must be smooth...it makes the removal that much more enjoyable.

And since you mentioned you like squirrel bottom...here's something I hope you might test the licking and biting theory on...

Makes mental note to only buy high quality peanut butter from now on. Hmmm, I wonder if peanut butter comes out of Le Perla lingerie easily? Oh... and smooth it is... peanut butter and the squirrel's bottom! How wonderful it is!!!!!

Do I need to register for the licking and biting therory study group?

 

[enjoyingitall]

Nice Ass

 

[meat_squirrel]

Too kind!

Nice Ass

You are too kind *blush*. Thanks sweetheart!

 

[meat_squirrel]

Long stretch!

mmm...nothing like a stretch after a long day at work.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Mmm...much better...

Now this is how one should relax after work...heh!

 

[meat_squirrel]

A class on licking! Oh yea.

Makes mental note to only buy high quality peanut butter from now on. Hmmm, I wonder if peanut butter comes out of Le Perla lingerie easily? Oh... and smooth it is... peanut butter and the squirrel's bottom! How wonderful it is!!!!!

Do I need to register for the licking and biting therory study group?

The group meets on odd Thursdays. Judging by the number of posts (other than mine on this thread) I'm gonna guess it's not going to be hard getting a seat. So booking in advance is optional.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Helooo?

Please don't be afraid to post. I'd love to hear any and all comments. It's a bit loney in here.

 

[meat_squirrel]

This just made no sense...

I'm posting this against my better judgement...I dunno. Thoughts?

 

[meat_squirrel]

...and this is the end again...

Well folks we've reached the end of another set of pics....

 

[meat_squirrel]

Thanks to everyone!

At the end of a set:

To everyone that took the time to post and play for a few moments:

Thank you for all the kind words of encouragement and comments. I appreciate each comment and am enjoying making som many great friends. You all mean a lot to me. You are amazing women.

On posts:

Okay, folks...I'm not sure why more people don't choose to post here. Is it the silly humor? Is it the lack of the traditional "cock" shot? Please, tell me if I'd be better off wrapping my body in a Sari and hiding in a cave. I'm having a good time, but if I really should just stop let me know. I have a third set of pics, but if we don't see much of a response to those I'll let this thread pass and hand the torch to better qualified individuals.

Anyway, third set is on the way.... This time we'll try it without the quirky humor and see if we get a broader response this time.

 

[Azurre]

I love this thread enough to post even though I am bone tired and almost didn't even log onto LIT tonight! Work was punishing today and your post and comments brightened me up and gave me a much needed shot of energy. The board has been relatively quiet the past few days, being the middle of the week and all, so I think if you continue posting, you might see more responses as the weekend approaches.

At the very least, you can guarantee you will see my skinny arse on this thread til it makes you groan and say "oh no, not Az again! Gheesh, flippin stalker chick!". I LOVE the humor...and I love the poses and the body in them!

~Az

 

[meat_squirrel]

Thanks tons!

I love this thread enough to post even though I am bone tired and almost didn't even log onto LIT tonight! Work was punishing today and your post and comments brightened me up and gave me a much needed shot of energy. The board has been relatively quiet the past few days, being the middle of the week and all, so I think if you continue posting, you might see more responses as the weekend approaches.

At the very least, you can guarantee you will see my skinny arse on this thread til it makes you groan and say "oh no, not Az again! Gheesh, flippin stalker chick!". I LOVE the humor...and I love the poses and the body in them!

~Az

Az, you do me a great honor you know? I'm touched you'd find the energy to post. I appreciate your point about the board being quiet. Maybe I'll post some more explicit shots tomorrow before I dive into the next set.

My dear, I LOVE your skinney arse. There are any number of delightful things I'd love to do with it, and just so you know, if I pay for it it's not stalking...lol. Now bring that arse over here and let me see if I can find a way to tease you into extasy....you see I have this squirrel....

I'm glad you appreciate the humor. You are very funny as well. And not with just me. You are a wonderful person spreading the same throughout the board. So thanks so much for making Lit a better place.

I think you'll like set 3. It's a little longer, better tease I think, and the cock shots are a bit more, um, sincere. Let me know what you think. I have a request in queue, but I'm sure I could work in anything you like if you have any particular tastes.

 

[meat_squirrel]

...and here we go with set #3

This set has 30 pics. I've been trying different areas around the house to see if any of them have better light than others. Y'all will have to let me know if you like what you see.

So without further adieu I give you: How to wake up....

 

[enjoyingitall]

This set has 30 pics. I've been trying different areas around the house to see if any of them have better light than others. Y'all will have to let me know if you like what you see.

So without further adieu I give you: How to wake up....

Hey sweetie..Looks like it was a nice relaxing time there.

And I just love your choice in undies..Hmmm, guess men don't really call them undies though do they? Anyway..you know I like things colorful and those fit the bill.

I'm looking forward to the rest of this set.

 

[meat_squirrel]

They're called "boxer briefs"...*LOL*

Hey sweetie..Looks like it was a nice relaxing time there.

And I just love your choice in undies..Hmmm, guess men don't really call them undies though do they? Anyway..you know I like things colorful and those fit the bill.

I'm looking forward to the rest of this set.

It was relaxing...at least for a while...until things got a little...um...nutty.

Honey you can call them anything you want as long as there's no pointing and laughing. *wink*

Thanks for the wonderful note!

 

[enjoyingitall]

It was relaxing...at least for a while...until things got a little...um...nutty.

Honey you can call them anything you want as long as there's no pointing and laughing. *wink*

Thanks for the wonderful note!

There might be some pointing, but certainly no laughing while doing so.


And yw.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Pointing and Laughing...

There might be some pointing, but certainly no laughing while doing so.


And yw.

You are too kind my dear. Now...if you'd be so kind as to bring that finger here so I can...well...kiss it on the end. What was everyone thinking? Sheesh..*wink*

 

[meat_squirrel]

I'm so ready to get started...but not yet

What good is a slow tease if you can't enjoy it?

 

[enjoyingitall]

You are too kind my dear. Now...if you'd be so kind as to bring that finger here so I can...well...kiss it on the end. What was everyone thinking? Sheesh..*wink*

I dunno about everyone else, but I was thinking there might be other things to do with that finger..but hey, a little kiss on the end of it would be ok..

 

[meat_squirrel]

Extasy 37 Miles

I dunno about everyone else, but I was thinking there might be other things to do with that finger..but hey, a little kiss on the end of it would be ok..

Well, think of it like an on ramp to the highway of your body...*wink*

*lots of kisses*

 

[enjoyingitall]

Well, think of it like an on ramp to the highway of your body...*wink*

*lots of kisses*

Would you be needing a map for that trip?


And ya know, a slow tease is good..but um...I believe it's time for more.

 

[meat_squirrel]

Losing the shirt...

Because it's hard to be naked when you're wearing clothes...*wink*

 

[meat_squirrel]

More?

Would you be needing a map for that trip?


And ya know, a slow tease is good..but um...I believe it's time for more.

I'm a man. We don't need know stinkin directions...we know right where we're going....*grin*

More? You mean like this?

 

[enjoyingitall]

I'm a man. We don't need know stinkin directions...we know right where we're going....*grin*

More? You mean like this?

Whew, from taking the shirt off to cock shot in one post..Nice!

 

[enjoyingitall]

I'm a man. We don't need know stinkin directions...we know right where we're going....*grin*

More? You mean like this?

And ya know, I've met a few men who were in desperate need of some directions.