TomBoner
A Happy High Squirrel
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You think the pic is fucklicious tasting ...
... or Johnny Depp?
...
You do know that Johnny boy has a very small wee-wee, don't you!
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Hahaha, well, it's not like I'll ever find out for myself now is it, so I could not care less. Sounds like someone is envious.
And I'd eat a picture or lick the screen if it has Johnny Depp on it. Fucklicious tasting everything.![]()
but he's suuuuuch a little girly boy... God help you if you were with him and got mugged...he'd scream like a little girl and run away leaving you to fend for yourself.
really wanna be with a guy that you can prolly kick his ass?
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Hahaha!!!! Funny.
I don't know, he can kick ass in his movies, so I can only imagine that he can in real life as well. I'm sure many ladies share my admiration for JP.
Sorry boys, there is not much you can say to change that. Nice try though.
And I've never been mugged, so not sure I'd choose a man with that in mind.
I want a guy who is great to be with and one that I would want to kiss, lick and devour because that is way more likely to happen.![]()

those are computer generated images of him kicking ass..kinda like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park...not real.
well as long as you never leave the house, you're safe with JD...but if you leave the house, you're FUCKED!! and not the good kind of fucked!!!! youre goin down!! and not the good kind of down either!!
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Or, King Leonidas, or Batman...or wow, so many to choose from. And all I want is the good kind of fucked and the good kind of going down.