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[Plasmacaster]

Evening Emes

Evening MK and Plasmacaster ^5

I've just been freaked out by one of the cat's tearing about the place. All was quiet then BAM!!! Wide eyed and fur all up. The poor spider didn't stand a chance How is everyone?

noooo! It was just an ordinary spider right?

Not a pet tarantula or anything?

I used to have a brazilian red-kneed tarantula. It was called Boris.

It died.

I'm using too many short sentances so I'm adding this one to increase the length and break up the pace of my post.

 

[Emes]

don't you worry I will let you know

thank you

 

[Plasmacaster]

I never said I got paid for it....just that it was my job!

Dictionary definition of job:

A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.

So stop holding out. SHOW ME THE MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY!

 

[luv1]

Yipeeeee...one less spider to frighten me!!!

that's not nice. You do know all the big spiders are girls

Evening Luv1 hows it going mate?

Nice at the moment bloody hot though isn't it

 

[luv1]

noooo! It was just an ordinary spider right?

Not a pet tarantula or anything?

I used to have a brazilian red-kneed tarantula. It was called Boris.

It died.

I'm using too many short sentances so I'm adding this one to increase the length and break up the pace of my post.

nah it's just a common wolf spider

 

[~Dacendaran~]

thank you

pleasure lol

 

[~Dacendaran~]

that's not nice. You do know all the big spiders are girls



Nice at the moment bloody hot though isn't it

bloody roastin' if you ask me, sitting here striped lol

 

[Emes]

Dictionary definition of job:

A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.

So stop holding out. SHOW ME THE MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Erm......someone get me a solicitor...I aint been paid for my job!!!

 

[Plasmacaster]

nah it's just a common wolf spider

Oh that's alright. I've got plenty of those in the garden.

A horse kicked me once.


It hurt.

 

[Emes]

that's not nice. You do know all the big spiders are girls



Nice at the moment bloody hot though isn't it

That still doesnt mean I have to like them!!


And hot yes...even hotter tomorrow too!

 

[Emes]

bloody roastin' if you ask me, sitting here striped lol

*starts drooling at the thought....*

 

[luv1]

bloody roastin' if you ask me, sitting here striped lol

Same here

 

[Plasmacaster]

Erm......someone get me a solicitor...I aint been paid for my job!!!

Yeah! And then get him to hire me!

 

[luv1]

Oh that's alright. I've got plenty of those in the garden.

A horse kicked me once.


It hurt.

Och....where did it hit?

 

[Emes]

Same here

Ohhhh god...this is all too much....2 nearly naked men



*swoon*

 

[Plasmacaster]

Och....where did it hit?

OK I lied

Made you think though

 

[Emes]

Yeah! And then get him to hire me!

Can you do the blushing and worrying better than me??? I dont think so!

 

[Plasmacaster]

Can you do the blushing and worrying better than me??? I dont think so!

we could do shift work. You take days, I'll take nights. I'm up all night worrying anyway.

 

[Emes]

we could do shift work. You take days, I'll take nights. I'm up all night worrying anyway.

Split the money 50/50???

 

[Plasmacaster]

Split the money 50/50???

Sounds good. I'd be paid for what i do anyway lol

FREE MONEY!

YAY!

 

[~Dacendaran~]

*starts drooling at the thought....*

LOL

 

[Emes]

Sounds good. I'd be paid for what i do anyway lol

FREE MONEY!

YAY!

Either that or one of us can take the worrying...the other the blushing

 

[Emes]

LOL

 

[Plasmacaster]

Either that or one of us can take the worrying...the other the blushing

You do the blushing. I worry constantly anyway.

 

[Emes]

You do the blushing. I worry constantly anyway.

Awwww....I want to do some worrying too....maybe we should have alternate days??