the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread

[FungiUg]

Dammit, I need someone to spank!

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Y'know, I never wondered about frog penii before I met you, Fungi.. and for the record, they don't...

Thanks for the piccy Ravenspirit.. That was Decadent?

Yep, that was him.

 

[snowy ciara]

Dammit, I need someone to spank!

well dammit.. fed ex is too darned expensive..

 

[FungiUg]

Oh, I don't know... how much do you think they would charge to deliver a spanking?

 

[Richard49]

Dammit, I need someone to spank!

me too

Monday is my birthday
last year I sent myself to school in San Fransico
this year I am spend it alone in my bedroom

 

[snowy ciara]

Very sorry to hear that.. I'd like to come keep you company but I have classes the next day.. That'd be a heck of a commute!

 

[Richard49]

Very sorry to hear that.. I'd like to come keep you company but I have classes the next day.. That'd be a heck of a commute!

yup
two big lakes
and only one has a bridge

 

[FungiUg]

Monday is my birthday

Well, I hope it's a great day, even if it doesn't involve someone to spank.

I was hoping for a threesome with a submissive this year for my birthday, but it didn't happen. Might manage it for my lover's birthday though! (I'm hoping...)

 

[Kajira Callista]

Well, I hope it's a great day, even if it doesn't involve someone to spank.

I was hoping for a threesome with a submissive this year for my birthday, but it didn't happen. Might manage it for my lover's birthday though! (I'm hoping...)

ties myself up in a big red bow

 

[FungiUg]

ties myself up in a big red bow

Now wouldn't that be luverly!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Now wouldn't that be luverly!

nods lots

 

[redelicious]

Dammit, I need someone to spank!

Well isn't this something? I was just thinking I needed a spanking.

Imagine that!

 

[FungiUg]

Fancy...

 

[snowy ciara]

grumble grumble Don't you just hate it when you go to the store and have to tell the MANAGER how to ring something up!

 

[snowy ciara]

Inspired by AA in Betticus' "a Pretty Thought " thread

For some reaons, the whole "live like there's no tomorow thing" always makes me think of this poem.



SONG.
by John Donne


GO and catch a falling star,
Get with child a mandrake root,
Tell me where all past years are,
Or who cleft the devil's foot,
Teach me to hear mermaids singing,
Or to keep off envy's stinging,
And find
What wind
Serves to advance an honest mind.

If thou be'st born to strange sights,
Things invisible to see,
Ride ten thousand days and nights,
Till age snow white hairs on thee,
Thou, when thou return'st, wilt tell me,
All strange wonders that befell thee,
And swear,
No where
Lives a woman true and fair.

If thou find'st one, let me know,
Such a pilgrimage were sweet;
Yet do not, I would not go,
Though at next door we might meet,
Though she were true, when you met her,
And last, till you write your letter,
Yet she
Will be
False, ere I come, to two, or three.


Source:
Donne, John. Poems of John Donne. vol I.
E. K. Chambers, ed.
London: Lawrence & Bullen, 1896. 4-5.

 

[FungiUg]

There was a song a couple of years ago called (from memory) "Sunscreen". It did the whole "live like there's no tomorrow, dance like no one's watching" thing.

 

[snowy ciara]

there was a country song a few years ago about "I hope you dance.." it was a great song, but it was so way over played.

 

[FungiUg]

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[snowy ciara]

Don't know! How many does it take?

I have another question..

From a George Carlin CD..

"And then we had an Around the World Four Way.." What does that mean? Do I want to know what it means?

 

[Richard49]

"And then we had an Around the World Four Way.." What does that mean? Do I want to know what it means?

for a partical answer check your e-mail

 

[FungiUg]

Three. One to change the lightbulb, and two to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Um.. "around the world" is basically like a complete oral service, front and back. So an "around the world fourway" would be four people having a lot of fun and a lot of oral sex!

 

[snowy ciara]

turns pale and backs away slowly.. yeah that's Richard just emailed me, too. Ohmygoodness..

 

[Kajira Callista]

ok so everyone left for home after a w/e from hell and i sit down happy for the quiet that usually is my home.
son shoots daughter with his new (fake) bow and arrow and fight insues.
sink is overflowing with dishes...i turn on water...apparently clogged also.
go to bathroom for water because now im annoyed...to find daughters barbies head in drain in bathroom. apparently payback for getting son into trouble for the arrow deal.
go back in kitchen to fill dishwasher and see if i can unclog drain to find the garbage pail knocked over and two monster dogs sifting thru it.
pick up all the garbage and sweep...go to get mop, realize no sink to get water to use mop.
totally annoyed, i grab bag of garbage and toss it in trunk to take to dump( two cranky kids tied in the back seat for a few mins cant be bad right?)
i get in the car....it doesnt start.
whats next?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

ok so everyone left for home after a w/e from hell and i sit down happy for the quiet that usually is my home.
son shoots daughter with his new (fake) bow and arrow and fight insues.
sink is overflowing with dishes...i turn on water...apparently clogged also.
go to bathroom for water because now im annoyed...to find daughters barbies head in drain in bathroom. apparently payback for getting son into trouble for the arrow deal.
go back in kitchen to fill dishwasher and see if i can unclog drain to find the garbage pail knocked over and two monster dogs sifting thru it.
pick up all the garbage and sweep...go to get mop, realize no sink to get water to use mop.
totally annoyed, i grab bag of garbage and toss it in trunk to take to dump( two cranky kids tied in the back seat for a few mins cant be bad right?)
i get in the car....it doesnt start.
whats next?

Oh, man. I'm sorry to hear that you're having such a bad day. I hope you can get the car fixed easily and the rest of your day is better,

 

[snowy ciara]

(((KC)))

Well, I could sell you a few brothers to take care of car fixing and drain un clogging and all that.

Heck, at this point, I'd pay you to take one! (All except for the oldest, I'm keeping him!)