The unappreciated limerick

[AlinaX]

O pussy, sweet pussy, be mine
And let others come to me to dine
Though dick is exquisite
I really won’t miss it
When pleasures within me combine

 

[SimonDoom]

Vagina, snatch, pussy, or twat?
It's a riddle what to say and what not.
Just don't call her the B-word
Or refer to the C-word
And please don't use "horny" or "hot."

 

[Qky75]

Piss off with the gents of Lit
Those pompous and libelous twits
They prance about as they flex
Spouting they're god's gift to sex
But can nary find her clit!

 

[AlinaX]

Piss off with the gents of Lit
Those pompous and libelous twits
They prance about as they flex
Spouting they're god's gift to sex
But can nary find her clit!

I'm itching to rewrite this a little:

Those gents and their ungentle kind
Who raucously speak their own mind
They flounce as they flex
That they're god's gift to sex
But nary a clit can they find

 

[JJScurious]

I once was kicked out of a chat at quite a youthful age
For using inappropriate language on the chat stage
Little did I know
The chatbot was aglow
As robot read my "and all" as "anal" and kicked me in a rage!!!

 

[JJScurious]

Actually I had a bad habit of typing an all....instead of and all...so not entirely on them.... lol

 

[THBGato]

@verseandworse2 has been publishing loads of limericks. A kind of sexual Grand Tour of India...

 

[Plathfan]

A chef thought the locals were wise,
Their praise made him feel on the rise.
But the joke, sad and clear,
Was that fools held him dear,
While his cooking brought tears to sane eyes.

Bump

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

An author, in his hubris once chose,
to share not with the locals his prose.
They laughed, not mislead,
as, It's beyond you, he said.
while wearing the emperors new clothes.

 

[SimonDoom]

The libertine said to the stoic:
"Dear sir, your restraint is heroic.
All the girls that you spurn,
At every turn!
Your morality's Paleozoic."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

An author, in his hubris once chose,
to share not with the locals his prose.
They laughed, not mislead,
as, It's beyond you, he said.
while wearing the emperors new clothes.

Almost forgot... Bump.

 

[Plathfan]

Life is wonderful, rich, and surreal,
With scents of paradise that appeal.
Warm, moist, and ideal,
A true home to reveal...
There’s no joy like the dung beetle’s feel.

 

[JJScurious]

Even if life gives you a hit
Chewing your ass until you can't sit
Joy is a choice
Keeping a smile
Even when standing in shit.

 

[SimonDoom]

"I'm innocent!" I heard Jane say.
I sighed. "Oh well, no sex today."
But her fingers moved down,
Till her thong hit the ground,
And she said, "Let's not get carried away!"

 

[TarnishedPenny]

A notable whore of Hirst
In the pleasures of man is well-versed.
A sign o’erhead
Her well-rumpled bed
Says, “The customer always comes first!”

 

[SimonDoom]

The gigolo said to the whore,
"Miss, I'll bet you that I get paid more."
But the whore shook her head,
And smiling, she said,
"Sir, it's pussies, not pricks, they adore."