The Vallentine Day Depression thread.

[Nobody Special]

Nobody is putting a gun to your head and making you Celibrate are they?

I am Not Putting a Gun to anybodys head!!!! so please don't say that I am...

as for me this is the First time in my 30 years taht I have some one special in my life for V-day or even Christmas, new Years, and Thanksgiving..

E

 

[Xander]

So the day has arrived

You know Angel. Sign me up for the new "fuck being in love" holliday.
Let's drown our sorrows together. And see if there isn't some way to make this day at least fun, for all us, celebrating "Fuck you Valentines Day"

 

[Endlessly]

Jesus, now it's looking like my baby is going to be in the Sick Hall this V-day. Really bad case of food poisoning. I wanna curl up somewhere and cry.

 

[DriveSouth]

Xander -

Maybe Nobody Special's Wife could help ya over the doldrums.

 

[Ticklish Girl]

I will be celebrating a new holiday on February 14th.

It is called "Fuck Being In Love" day. Who wants to party with me?

Sign me up too! I'll even volunteer to write a little holiday verse. How's this:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The concept of Valentine's Day
Makes me want to spew

 

[Siren]

Come on you guys...you are giving one silly day way too much power over you...

 

[ranajja]

Grrrrrr....

I was fine, until I went to Walmart...


I've just gotten home from picking up v-day happies for my children and their v-day parties...


Grrrrr...I HATE Walmart...

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Re: Come on you guys...you are giving one silly day way too much power over you...

Ignore it, particpate in it...or just let it wash over you...but dont be depressed because it is here.

If you dont have someone to celebrate it with..then the day has no significance to you...so just let it pass.
Dont be depressed because it has come, days come and go all the time...anniversaries of special times, birthdays, deaths....etc...
In the end they are all just DAYS.

There is an entire industry out there dedicated to promoting the idea that you are a complete and utter loser if you don't have someone with whom to exchange flowers, candy, jewelry or those stupid goddam teddy bears on this particular day. Is it a marketing ploy? Sure it is. But knowing it's a ploy doesn't make it any less effective.

And it's kind of hard to say to yourself "It's just another day" when you see all the happy couples doing all those things that happy couples do. It makes you feel like you're the only one on the whole planet who doesn't have someone to cuddle up with at night, and it makes you wonder if it will always be that way.

 

[riff]

XANDER!

Doone worry 'bout dat noone!

It's an idiotic confection. Everyday is Valentine's Day!

 

[brazenblaze]

Got this in the mail today, this seemed like the perfect place to share it. I'm not a V-day fan either, but only because I feel if you need an excuse to show you care you are a big LOSER.


"Valentine's Day?"

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that crap for?
People get mushy and start acting queer;
It's gotta be the most annoying day of the year.

This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's arse!
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak,
And wear all black for the rest of the week.

Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a crock of s**t!

So here's my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my arse... screw the Valentine's Day!

 

[Phoenix]

Well I thought Valentine's Day was going to be different than last year (which was like a blur of a REALLY bad date) or the year before that ( I was engaged but the girl was a couple hundred miles away), but this year takes the cake. Yup I just broke up with the bitch I was seeing the weekend before Valentines Day, so now I am staying home and being lonely and pathetic.


*Warning all happy couples if you feel a sudden poking in your ribs do not worry it is just poor Phoenix playing with his voodoo dolls*

 

[Cheyenne]

Is it too late to join the depression crowd? I actually dread going to work tomorrow, having to watch the parade of beautiful flowers go past my office door.

Most of the time being alone isn't so bad. But some days, like Valentine's Day, it just hurts. And it isn't as easy as saying "it's just another day, forget about it."

 

[Kasha]

talk about depressing....

Well folks...my Valentine's Day is gonna SUCK!!!! BIG TIME!!!!! No, not because of a relationship problem...or lack thereof...my hubby is sweet and nice and all that lovely, mushy stuff.....BUT..I went to the gastroenterologist today because I have been having some issues with my stomach...my OB/GYN referred me but anyhow...so I thought I was gonna have to schedule tests and all that kinda junk for a couple of weeks down the road. NOooooooope...tommorow..Can you believe I have to have a COLONOSCOPY. While most people are thinking what a pain in the ass Valentine's Day is ...I will be living thru a real pain in the ass on Valentine's Day....Grrrrr. I won't be able to have the sweet lovin' tommorow and I can't have the sweet lovin' early because (anyone who has under gone this colonscopy business will know) I have to prepare for the anal intrusion I am to deal with tommorow...I had to drink...BLAH!!! Phospho-Soda...OMG ...this shit is FOUL!! I am having a horrid day today...and I will be having a even worse day tommorow. So, chin up all you singles, it could be worse...you could always be having a camera shot up your bum. (Just my happy thought for he day for ya'll)....have fun....Kasha

[Edited by Kasha on 02-13-2001 at 11:10 PM]

 

[Angel]

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I had a dye and a camera jammed into my fallopian tubes last V-Day.

NOT PLEASANT.

I can only imagine it from the other end.

 

[Kasha]

awwwwwwww.....

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Angel))))))))))))))))))))))))) Thanks... I am just sooooo..pardon the pun...bummed...lol..at least I can keep my sense of humour...but really let me issue everyone some really good advice..if you are ever told you have to drink Phospho Soda...RUN!!!! don't walk out of the doctor's office.....This is the most toxic, horrid, nuclear waste product fleet has ever marketed...holy crap..really...this stuff could be used to torture POW's. Sorry to rant...just want ya'll to know...geez I wish I had......hey...GREAT IDEA for any dumpies...Send a GREAT BIG bottle of phospho soda to your ex...or go for a visit and slip it in their water.....ekkkkkkk....What a kick ass way to get back an ex....hmmmmmmm my evil mind is working...even if they spit it out the taste lasts a lifetime....LOL ...just a thought...

[Edited by Kasha on 02-13-2001 at 11:18 PM]

 

[Angel]

Is that that yellow crap?

Thats what I had to drink. It made me SOO sick, and they forced me to hold it down through an hour of my body trying to retch it up. That was the most vile, gut-twisting thing I have ever drank in my LIFE. I peed bright shiny yellow for a week.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'll join you, Kasha. I scheduled my annual mammogram for Valentine's Day! Not intentionally, it just worked out that way by accident. I didn't bother to change the appt. when I figured it out.

 

[Kasha]

clear liquid death

Nope...this abomination is clear with no smell. I thought it was gonna be like thicker 7-up syrup..Oh helllllllll no. It is like thicker than water...with this horrid super salty with a tinge of sweet taste...*ack* It reminds me of Epicac...blah...

 

[Angel]

Oh. That yellow shit tasted like lemonade made from rotten lemons. Ungh.

Anyone wanna let me in on what it's called? I forget AND ITS GONNA DRIVE ME INSANE!

( 5 HUGE cups of it BOTH times I had it done ungh)