The Women's Bathroom

[IloveClowns]

Hi ladies, I am kinda new to the forums here. I was stalked by a member here a while back and had to take off for a bit. Has that happened to you before? Crazy scary stuff. All those cock pics being Pm'ed. Like i would want to see any of that stuff. Don't they know we don't need to see their cocks in teh first PM??

I wanted to start a thread where us girls could come and mingle. You kkninda like when we are on a double date and it is going terribly wrong so we go to the bathroom together to make fun of the guys. The guys always wonder what we do in there, little do they know we are usually making out and licking each other's puss pusses. I cannot believe they haven't figured out that we are all bi sexual.

Anyway. I want this to be an open forum. Everything from love, to sex, to pussy inflammations, to back acne. Whatever you want to discuss let's not shy away from it and just bring it out in the open.

I will start first. I woke up the other morning and had some cvaginal discharge. It smelled like week old cheese. I scooped some up with my finger to getter a better view. It was clumpy and had a very foul smell to it. Anyway after tasting it just a little to see if maybe I didn't rinse the soap as well as I should have, I realized I may just have a yeast infection.

So I asked my Mom to go for a long walk on the beach with me. We discussed my feminine itching problem. It was a great talk, but really embarassing because I couldn't walk with my legs togetehr due to the intense itching. I ended up dry humping my palm as I tried to relieve that fire down under.

After going to the local drug store, I bought, vagisil, a cucumber and some ky and headed home. I immediately performed anal on myself with the cucumber and after I had 32 orgasms I decided that the itching was so intolerable I needed to relieve it. So I analed myself a little more because the orgasm helped take my ind off the problem. Then after the 35th orgasm that hour, I decided to put the vagicil on my hoo ha. Wow did that stuff work. Not only did it cure my itching, but it makes for a great toothpaste.

So has anything like that happened to you ladies? Don't be shy. Tell me...

 

[IloveClowns]

Oh and yes that is me in my av.that was right after I ate 3 peanut M&M's and had a sip of rootbeer. Ugh I was so fat that day. I blame it on my period and that I had some extra water weight. Shhhhh don't tell anyone....Giggle, snort, quiet fart, foot stomp, finger snap, shuck and jive...

 

[IloveClowns]

Don't you just hate boys in general? That is why I love this place. There are so many bi women on here. It is like the buffet at Golden Coral. So many different bi and lesbian women to choose from. I get all giddy and wet in my cheekies. Giggle, snort, finger pop, cunt fart, toe curl, hair flip.

I hate that they leave the toilet seat up. Hellooooooo I don't have webbed feet thank you very much. Why do you guys insist on leaving the seat up? You men are sooooo lazy oh my gosh.

Oh and would it kill you to open a door for us every now and then. Where did chivalry go? Pull a chair out, open a door show us you want us. A night on the town should not require the question what type of wing sauce would you like ma'am. I mean like oh my gosh take me to a fancy place. You guys are just so selfish. Am I right girls? Hi 5, mmmhmmm, that's right, head bob, nuh uh.

 

[IloveClowns]

For some reason my breasts hurt today. I think it is from the seat belt strap. They need to come up with a different restraint strap as this one really flattens my perfectly formed 38c's. it keeps mushing them down and I really want to keep my boobies upright and pretty well into my 20's.

 

[Golden_Silence]

I'ma calling BS on the av really being you... tehm titties are no way 38c

Ass fart, snot wipe, hand job.... eeeeermmm yeah

 

[mark197205]

I'ma calling BS on the av really being you... tehm titties are no way 38c

Ass fart, snot wipe, hand job.... eeeeermmm yeah

*snerk*

 

[Sensualdreamer]

So you finally got an AV huh?

So I'm curious, given that your AV is you, I imagine you've got a man in your life...did you remember to make him steak & give him a BJ yesterday? Inquiring minds wanna know

 

[IhateClowns]

I'ma calling BS on the av really being you... tehm titties are no way 38c

Ass fart, snot wipe, hand job.... eeeeermmm yeah

She is a cunt

 

[IloveClowns]

I'ma calling BS on the av really being you... tehm titties are no way 38c

Ass fart, snot wipe, hand job.... eeeeermmm yeah

I don't know why everyone *sobs* doesn't believe me. My tits are REAL and they are 38c's...It hurts to think some people believe that I would ever alter in any way who I am in a physical way.

 

[IloveClowns]

*snerk*

What does snerk mean?

*giggle* *snort* *chortle* *fingerbang* *queef*

 

[IloveClowns]

So you finally got an AV huh?

So I'm curious, given that your AV is you, I imagine you've got a man in your life...did you remember to make him steak & give him a BJ yesterday? Inquiring minds wanna know

I don't have a man nor a woman as I am BI and proud of it. I love the taste of samon in the morning. I know you do as well as every woman on the PG seems to swing both ways.

Sadly I do not have a man in my life at this moment. I am young, and like to fuck. I like older men because they know how to handle a woman properly.
*giggle* *snort* *LOL* *stub toe* *running man* *bend over look over shoulder and wink*

 

[LusterMunky]

http://i1030.photobucket.com/albums/y370/LusterMunky/mwd.jpg

 

[Kitkat103]

Anyway. I want this to be an open forum. Everything from love, to sex, to pussy inflammations, to back acne. Whatever you want to discuss let's not shy away from it and just bring it out in the open.

If you say soo...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgauqnt2Ax1qgdzi5o1_500.jpg

 

[IloveClowns]

If you say soo...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgauqnt2Ax1qgdzi5o1_500.jpg

OH MY GOSH! Kit kat *giggle* *snort* *anal fist* *tongue kiss* *nipple pinch*

That looks like my softball catchers mitt. *hee hee* I liked softball because I got to shower with the girls. It was so much fun when coach wasn't around because we would take turns washing each others backs and sometimes fronts. *giggle* *snort* *knuckle pop* *slight burp* *head tilt* *quizzical look*

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I don't have a man nor a woman as I am BI and proud of it. I love the taste of samon in the morning. I know you do as well as every woman on the PG seems to swing both ways.

Sadly I do not have a man in my life at this moment. I am young, and like to fuck. I like older men because they know how to handle a woman properly.
*giggle* *snort* *LOL* *stub toe* *running man* *bend over look over shoulder and wink*

Samon, typing w/ your 38c's dear? I think you meant Salmon, and well I'm straight (*crossing fingers you don't PM me like "Susan in Nebraska")

Hmmm you like to fuck, but...but...but you're a VIRGIN *gasp*

Damn I gotta see a video of you giggling, snorting, laughing, stubbing your toe, the running man as you look over your shoulder and wink...I bet that looks SO uber cool!!!!

 

[IloveClowns]

Samon, typing w/ your 38c's dear? I think you meant Salmon, and well I'm straight (*crossing fingers you don't PM me like "Susan in Nebraska")

Hmmm you like to fuck, but...but...but you're a VIRGIN *gasp*

Damn I gotta see a video of you giggling, snorting, laughing, stubbing your toe, the running man as you look over your shoulder and wink...I bet that looks SO uber cool!!!!

Salmon Samon tomato potato. So I can't type. Somehow I managed an A in my typing class though. I wonder how I did that *giggle* *snort* *fart box* *donkey punch*

I do like to fuck. I am a virgin. I just take everything up my ass so I stay pure .

You are so silly SD. I don't do all of thse simultaneously silly non bi, but should try it girl, it was in order of what I did since I was giggling so hard and couldn't stop. I wish you were bi SD or if you are ever willing to try let me know. I would love to knuckle your clam while you eat my balloon knot.

Oh my gosh that thought just made me so wet. I need to go finger my swollen juice box while thinking about the naughty things I would love to do to you. *giggle* *hee hee* *twirl hair* *chin spittle* *ovulation*

 

[LusterMunky]

You are such a slut.

 

[IloveClowns]

You are such a slut.

Oh my. Thank you. That means a lot considering you apparently love sluts *hee ee* Are you single? Are you into younger women with nice fit bodies who loves to be with older men and young women?

 

[IloveClowns]

So a question for us ladies. When I am gushing blood for a few days each month my panties always smell like they have been sitting in a change jar for a week. Everytime I take off my pants I feel like I dropped some change on the floor. It took me 5 minutes to figure out I didn't drop any pennies. It was my bloody panties.

Do you ladies have the same issue? If so what do you do to get rid of that smell? I bought a handful of bath beads and am sticking one up my hatchet wound every day in hopes to get rid of that smell. Instead my pussy continues to blow blood bubbles. Do any ladies have any other suggestions?

 

[teknight]

Oh and yes that is me in my av.that was right after I ate 3 peanut M&M's and had a sip of rootbeer. Ugh I was so fat that day. I blame it on my period and that I had some extra water weight. Shhhhh don't tell anyone....Giggle, snort, quiet fart, foot stomp, finger snap, shuck and jive...

Hey, babe. Looking good. Wanna cyber?

 

[IloveClowns]

Hey, babe. Looking good. Wanna cyber?

How does one cyber? I don't get it. Wouldn't you rather just meet me in person. Wait a second. Is that you in your AV? I bet it isn't. I have read some threads for people saying people on here lie about who they are. That is sad. I mean I am who I am. I know I am not perfect. my left boob is slightly larger then the right one. It used to bother me a lot but I have overcome it with lots of electro-shock therapy.

Don't ask me to cyber if you are falsifying who you are. If it is you then why cyber, let's just fuck

 

[teknight]

Hey, babe. Looking good. Wanna cyber?

Note to tek- pay more damn attention- the user you just proposition is "IloveClowns" not "IhateClowns." Your whole gay-tinged humorous intent just went out the window.


You, sir, have just claimed an Epic Fail. Kudos.
http://www.ipandora.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/epic_fail.jpg

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

EWWW! This bathroom stinks of fish!

 

[IloveClowns]

Note to tek- pay more damn attention- the user you just proposition is "IloveClowns" not "IhateClowns." Your whole gay-tinged humorous intent just went out the window.


You, sir, have just claimed an Epic Fail. Kudos.
http://www.ipandora.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/epic_fail.jpg

I don't know what you see in that guy IHC..he is a pompous dick. He sent me a taint pic and I couldnt see it due to his rear bush. It was disgusting. He could have at least wiped. There were dingle berries all in it.

You didn't fail if you still want me I am here. I told you I like Bi as apparently you are, or are you strictly dickly?

 

[IloveClowns]

EWWW! This bathroom stinks of fish!

*Sniff sniff* Hmmmm I don't smell anything swimming upstream. As a matter of fact I smell the lovely scent of vagina. Eu de' Twat is is wafting from stall to stall.