Things kids say

[bad kitty]

Ok, this evening my step son was playing and just outta nowhere looked at Rooster and asked "Daddy, where are the hookers?" I about fell off my chair. Oh and the other day he looked at him and asked with a straight face "Daddy, can you control me?" Oh he cracks me up so!

 

[red_rose]

And what was Rooster's answer?? lol

 

[bad kitty]

He was too busy laughing

 

[marksgirl]

I'll never forget when my 7 years old daughter (at the time) said while eating ice cream "I invite you into my stomach". Just cracked me up. You would not believe the stuff that comes out of her now 12 year old mouth........God help me.

 

[Georgia Girl]

My 4 yr old has come forth with such jewels as:

"Mommy, we need a new husband so we can have a baby" - this said at full volume, center court of the mall on Saturday evening with no where to hide.

Lady in Burger King "Isn't he....."
Little one "Yea I know, I'm adorable"

Nap time at school he starts stripping "I'm gonna sleep naked today, my mom does it too"

Dawn

 

[marksgirl]

GG

I think you are in for more trouble than me. LOL

 

[Poor Yorick]

haha hilarious

 

[InnocentAngel81]

My 4 yr old has come forth with such jewels as:

"Mommy, we need a new husband so we can have a baby" - this said at full volume, center court of the mall on Saturday evening with no where to hide.

Lady in Burger King "Isn't he....."
Little one "Yea I know, I'm adorable"

Nap time at school he starts stripping "I'm gonna sleep naked today, my mom does it too"

Dawn

oh god i am afraid to hear what my kids would say when i have some, hopefully they only say that stuff when devilboy is around.