Things Not To Say During Sex

Man the bartender was right..you are like bounty..the quicker picker upper
 
Her - "Let me know when you want me to fake cum."

Him - Every time I hum while I go down on you, I hear an echo..."
 
“Are you done yet?” -actually said to me by my first wife. That was a sign our relationship was going in the wrong direction.
 
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