Things Not To Say During Sex

[Kat90xx]

Like father like son huh?

 

[BDA73]

Man the bartender was right..you are like bounty..the quicker picker upper

 

[Titman69x]

I’m here because I owed your brother a favor

 

[Titman69x]

Is Pepperoni okay?

 

[Nina327]

Is Pepperoni okay?

sure, it kinda matches whatever you got going on down there.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

My show is about to start so…

 

[Titman69x]

Do you think I should paint this room a different color?

 

[rick_j21]

Did the cat just throw up?

 

[OralAllOver]

Has that patch been tested for melanoma?

 

[OralAllOver]

Now, let me tell you how to save money on car insurance!

fabulous!

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Never call her another's name

 

[PapaRomantic]

Her - "Let me know when you want me to fake cum."

Him - Every time I hum while I go down on you, I hear an echo..."

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's okay baby, your brother finishes just as fast.

 

[Scooter58]

“Are you done yet?” -actually said to me by my first wife. That was a sign our relationship was going in the wrong direction.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Did the cat just throw up?

Also works for dogs. The sound of a pet hacking = nails on a the chalkboard of life.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Oh. Ok. Umm. Three nuts, huh? That's new.

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Are there usually THIS many dolls around...staring?

 

[Nina327]

Did you have to eat habanero salsa before licking me!?!

 

[MiloMcLeod]

Now, when I tap on the dashboard I want you to come to an emergency stop.

 

[Ballsy8]

Your sister is a lot tighter.

 

[cole4258]

Please stop

 

[Ballsy8]

"Don't close your eyes!"

I was told this as I was driving; while she gave me road-head. And she was right. At one point I did close my eyes.

 

[newguy10001]

What's that smell?

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Is that a..guillotine?!

 

[CX726577]

Hey! I know your boss!