Things That Get You Laid

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I've mostly gotten by on my sense of humor. Or maybe it was boobs. probably boobs.

 

[Crownvic]

I've mostly gotten by on my sense of humor. Or maybe it was boobs. probably boobs.

It’s your sense of humor...

 

[Mtnmike]

I've mostly gotten by on my sense of humor. Or maybe it was boobs. probably boobs.

Well they definitely don't hurt but you have a kind soul to & that's what I like.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I've mostly gotten by on my sense of humor. Or maybe it was boobs. probably boobs.

I’m a fan of your writing style ………along with your Lit award winning boobs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well they definitely don't hurt but you have a kind soul to & that's what I like.

you are way too kind. (and shhhh, I have my icy reputation)

I’m a fan of your writing style ………along with your Lit award winning boobs.

well thank you. that surprises me a little, as I would take you as someone who would lean more eloquent than I. Of course, variety is always a good thing.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, I always found going to a bar and standing there looking thirsty would get me laid, but maybe it is the boobs.

 

[drobert44]

you are way too kind. (and shhhh, I have my icy reputation)


well thank you. that surprises me a little, as I would take you as someone who would lean more eloquent than I. Of course, variety is always a good thing.

At 70, decent looks, ready cash, a nice car, willing to drive her anywhere, and pay for it all. No problem. I was also healthy and a good fuck, but that didnt matter much.


https://i.imgur.com/fXwAaJj.jpg

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Well placed catch phrases.

 

[drobert44]

I’m a fan of your writing style ………along with your Lit award winning boobs.

No, boobs wont do it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

flirting horribly awkward like always ended up working. I think maybe it makes me seem "approachable"

 

[RachelWalsh]

Being a trans female who does like leggings to show her fat ass. Lol

 

[drobert44]

At 70, decent looks, ready cash, a nice car, willing to drive her anywhere, and pay for it all. No problem. I was also healthy and a good fuck, but that didnt matter much.


https://i.imgur.com/fXwAaJj.jpg

I have a friend who gets all the women he wants, avg looking, 6'2"..........and is a cardiologist........

 

[KinkyLaughs]

Being a trans female who does like leggings to show her fat ass. Lol

Sounds Bootyful.

 

[wifewatcher1997]

I wouldn't even know what works because I rarely get my wife turned on for fun...albeit anyone else. I do try to always be genuine and sincere and smile, but in a small town, you just don't have a lot of opportunities.

 

[Mtnmike]

flirting horribly awkward like always ended up working. I think maybe it makes me seem "approachable"

Yes, being approachable has a lot to do with it.

 

[wifewatcher1997]

flirting horribly awkward like always ended up working. I think maybe it makes me seem "approachable"

Definitely a positive attribute

 

[Fingerfuxs]

well thank you. that surprises me a little, as I would take you as someone who would lean more eloquent than I. Of course, variety is always a good thing.

you are very welcome, eloquence U say. I think you write like a script writer. Or someone that‘s a storyteller. Chill’d an relaxed.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Well, I always found going to a bar and standing there looking thirsty would get me laid, but maybe it is the boobs.

They're like the humps on a camel. Fill 'em up, and you can go for a week!

 

[NastyNyx]

Doing someone's taxes for them.

 

[hairball18]

Do you need your taxes done?

 

[NastyNyx]

Do you need your taxes done?

Will you guarantee me a refund? That would be hot

 

[hairball18]

Will you guarantee me a refund? That would be hot

Even if I have to pay for it myself.

 

[NastyNyx]

Even if I have to pay for it myself.

That made me tingle all over...you're hired

 

[ydahecnot]

Doing someone's taxes for them.

Damn, I filed early

 

[hairball18]

That made me tingle all over...you're hired

I will email you my resume