Things That Get You Laid

[BeetleBonnet]

A sexy smile

 

[Pantyboy74]

Patience

 

[Cymru6969]

Pheromones

 

[MrEd63]

An act of God

 

[Exescort]

Johnnie Walker!

 

[Pantyboy74]

Johnnie Walker!

Making sure I always have a bottle.

 

[Exescort]

Making sure I always have a bottle.

It’s the greatest aphrodisiac EVER

 

[HBergeron]

Once we're already headed in a sexual direction. like it's pretty much a given, I like to twine my fingers through her hair, gently smooth it back, exposing her ear, lean in and whisper something brief, but low and breathy - could be a simple as "I want to fuck you" and then just touch my tongue to the inside of her ear before I pull back.

Doesn't work so well at the start of a conversation with a stranger...

 

[Cymru6969]

I recently got laid just for being in the same house with an erection.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/64112677/well-that-was-easy.jpg

 

[Hornblende]

Asking "would you like to fuck?" is usually sufficient!

 

[numeniusa]

I recently got laid just for being in the same house with an erection.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/64112677/well-that-was-easy.jpg

(Um. It was your erection? Just checking... )

Pinot Noir pretty much always works in my house *wiggles eyebrows*

 

[bzlynzee]

stockings and heels

 

[Pantyboy74]

stockings and heels

Does it for me

Being me!

 

[curiouschattycouple]

Chocolate and raspberry sourpuss...

 

[screwher]

I go home. My wife and I have a fabulous sex life.

 

[beachbaby179]

Usually a lot of logistics and planning involved, so pretty much just opening the door will do it. But I bought some new lingerie, just in case.

 

[Cute3Kitty]

Being cute and putting on my French maid outfit or collar and cuffs lolol

 

[RoyceConnors]

putting my kilt on usually gets women turned on enough, lol

 

[janeyl]

Once we're already headed in a sexual direction. like it's pretty much a given, I like to twine my fingers through her hair, gently smooth it back, exposing her ear, lean in and whisper something brief, but low and breathy - could be a simple as "I want to fuck you" and then just touch my tongue to the inside of her ear before I pull back.

Doesn't work so well at the start of a conversation with a stranger...

That depends entirely on the type of parties you frequent...

 

[fun_SF_guy]

Listening

 

[cole4258]

Diamonds

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've debated whether to post this or not.

Apparently fighting. Which historically we don't really do much of, but...lately...

But...I have noted recently that make up sex is pretty awesome.

However, this does not appear to me to be a very healthy approach I think.
Besides, the stress and emotional roller coaster associated with the fighting is awful.

So, I'm perusing this thread looking for alternatives.

 

[LiamHDunn]

Paying attention.
Not listening, paying attention.

 

[pfflyerhot]

Apparently... nothing.

 

[Sexybritches69]

My feminine wiles *blink blink*