Things That Get You Laid

[Pantyboy74]

Not a fucking thing.

Hmm I'd guess its possible.

 

[vibes]

Making a woman laugh is said to be a shortcut into her knickers

 

[Lia Monde]

A tight, purple and black lace corset.

 

[Cymru6969]

Lucky button-fly jeans. I saw you looking. Bum looker.

 

[Gentledom45]

Fire department uniform

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've debated whether to post this or not.

Apparently fighting. Which historically we don't really do much of, but...lately...

But...I have noted recently that make up sex is pretty awesome.

However, this does not appear to me to be a very healthy approach I think.
Besides, the stress and emotional roller coaster associated with the fighting is awful.

So, I'm perusing this thread looking for alternatives.

I thought I might update this.

I think actually, a better strategy that is working for me is spending more time together in healthy ways.

And....well....it does appear to me that "sex begets sex"

I'll just say that and leave it here...

 

[Little_Sister]

I thought I might update this.

I think actually, a better strategy that is working for me is spending more time together in healthy ways.

And....well....it does appear to me that "sex begets sex"

I'll just say that and leave it here...

I agree. We are a 3-4 times a week kind of couple. If it has been more than 3 days it feels like for.ev.er. I know some couples that will go weeks/months which seems like hell to me.

 

[Cymru6969]

I agree. We are a 3-4 times a week kind of couple. If it has been more than 3 days it feels like for.ev.er. I know some couples that will go weeks/months which seems like hell to me.

It’s good for a relationship to boink. Scientifically speaking, that is.

That said, answer the damned question.

 

[moonflasher]

Short skirts and heels....Hey i'm honest

 

[Chasingdreams]

Sincerity and eye contact

 

[Little_Sister]

It’s good for a relationship to boink. Scientifically speaking, that is.

That said, answer the damned question.

Meow

Not wearing panties to bed is the most common. He will say "Back it up, come cuddle" and that means I'm about to get laid.

 

[Solsurfer]

Cleaning the dishes, doing laundry, putting kids to bed while wife is out with her girls. Damn if I don’t get laid when she gets home...I’m gonna be pissed. That and ovulation. The better time of the month when she’s all horny.

 

[Kat73]

Good dreams... sleep sex is a specialty in this house!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

* Furiously scribbling notes down from this thread *

 

[Hornblende]

Making Millionaire Shortbread.

 

[emsway]

The XX chromosomes.

 

[LizVegas79]

Waking hub's up when I get home from work and demanding that he perform his husbandly duties

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

The XX chromosomes.

You are being very accurate today emsway! Hee hee hee

 

[Cymru6969]

Music camp

 

[emsway]

You are being very accurate today emsway! Hee hee hee

Everyday. It seems to work for me.

 

[Nicefella]

Awww hang in there

There's not much that gets me laid these days.

I am sure that things will turn around....Winning the sex lottery is never easy - You are not alone

 

[mnbreastluver]

3 things Ski Mask, Duct Tape and Rope.

 

[soccermomnympho]

Fire department uniform

Yes that could do it.

 

[KrazieKat69]

An old friend of mine got laid like no other I’d ever seen... He’d walk into a bar or wherever and walk up to a beautiful woman and tell her “I bet you a night in bed that I have a cock that hangs below my knee” she’d be your on thinking they’d be on the winning side. He then pulled his pant leg up and showed them a tattoo of a rooster in a hangman’s noose on the outside of his leg below his knee....

He also would ask if a woman wanted to ride his Harley, he had the word Harley tattooed on the end of his cock!!!! He’d also get a ton of free drinks with the same lines and such!!!!

 

[KrazieKat69]

I agree. We are a 3-4 times a week kind of couple. If it has been more than 3 days it feels like for.ev.er. I know some couples that will go weeks/months which seems like hell to me.

Try over a year!!!! Feel like a ghost in some cases!!!! Lol