BeautifulDream
See you when you sleep.
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That's because you're a cool person. *nods sagely*
I've been called a lot of things, never cool.
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That's because you're a cool person. *nods sagely*
you think I'm cool?!
I've been called a lot of things, never cool.

Of course! Maybe you've just not been around the right people yet.![]()
Apparently so.
I need new friends.
Will you be my friend?
Sure!
We can.. I don't know.. watch movies and make fun of people.
Though we might not be terribly musically compatible.
Yay! *squeals*
Meeh, that's okay I guess.
I'll cook you things. *nods* I'm a pretty good cook. People keep trying to talk me into becoming a chef.
Depends on what you plan to cook. I'm picky with foods.
You can be the Chef and I'll be the Baker? I am a good baker. I can make drugged cookies?
Yeah, you're probably a better baker than I am. I can bake some, but it's far from what I can do with pots and pans and fresh foods.
And I can work around picky. *nodnod* My dad didn't like cheese. Literally, no cheese. My sister doesn't like cheese, or lettuce, or tomatoes, or.. well, a whole list of other things. I've worked with picky all my life.
Your desire to drug me has me a bit concerned, though...
I may not be the best at baking but I'm pretty damn good if I say so myself!
No mushrooms, olives, or anything too freaky and I'll probably try whatever you could come up with.
I never said they were for you, did I? They could be for picking up... enjoyments for the night.
I would never drug you.
I can definitely work with that!
*eyes her*
Really? Cause I seem to remember eating a brownie from you. And then waking up a day later with my clothes on backwards.
Good! Then we should be the best of friends!
*smiles sweetly*
You must have been allergic to the eggs or something. Egg allergies exist, you know. Nothing of my doings.
*highfive!*
No no, no egg allergy. Just bought eggs last night, in fact, cause I ran out of what I had.
I'm keeping my eye on you.
We should make a secret handshake! Cause that's what friends do. *nods*
Well then, I don't know but you surely can't believe I'd drug you.
Bleh... slimy. I would prefer if you kept your eyes of me. Just saying...

The brownies are a lie!
The brownies are a lie!
The brownies are a lie!
Can we end it with the snappy thing they did on Fresh Prince?
Yes, I have no idea what would give me that idea!
My eyes are not slimy!![]()
no no ..its .."the cake is lie"
Are not!
The brownies are truth!
Totally! Then we should blow it up!
Sometimes we just think random things, I get it.
Dude, have you even touched your eyes lately? They are slimy.
Are not!
The brownies are truth!
Totally! Then we should blow it up!
Sometimes we just think random things, I get it.
Dude, have you even touched your eyes lately? They are slimy.
I have been lied to by a cake before.
I have been lied to by a cake before.
Licks her eyeballs
Mmmm tastey.
Wanders back toward bed
I touch my eyes all the time, since I wear contacts. They're not slimy. They're maybe a little.. squishy, at worst.
If I was not happy with my weird little Christmas sig, this would've had to go into it.
you mean like it looks much better than it tastes..or it tastes much better than it looks?..strangely I have encountered this with girls before..
(also I was checking to see if any one played Portal..._