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Things that made you smile today.

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fr33ks33k said:
You really should have thought that through.

*chuckle*
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I thought I did. We're up to 100 likes between our friends and family. Its still really humorous. Every time one of our phones ding, I have to stifle my laughter.

Nina327 said:
That makes it funnier. Ive played with bunny floggers. They are such a joy... in just THAT way.
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Whoever came up with the idea of bunny fur floggers...I hate them very much.

I'm seeing much more useful sharp and pointies up there.

DarkWarrioress said:
Perhaps not, but you knew it was coming. So, excuse me if I laugh just a little. :cool:
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Yeah. I did. And I'll suck it up...
 
This joke sent to me by my mom.

The value of a Catholic education and a pencil.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep..

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,

'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in
half!'

The nun fainted !
 
WickedSpitFire said:
Whoever came up with the idea of bunny fur floggers...I hate them very much.

I'm seeing much more useful sharp and pointies up there.
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Poor poor thing...

-snorts laughing-

I'm betting you'll be begging for sharp pointies more now then pre facebook. Frustrated lil masos are sooo much fun.

What's your take on bunnyfur gloves... :D

I'm making one, its bunny fur on one side and shark skin on the other.

Oh... btw... I really think it should be one bunny lash for every like and 20 for every share. -grins- That should turn those giggles every time your phone blips into another cute sound.
 
Nina327 said:
Poor poor thing...

-snorts laughing-

I'm betting you'll be begging for sharp pointies more now then pre facebook. Frustrated lil masos are sooo much fun.

What's your take on bunnyfur gloves... :D

I'm making one, its bunny fur on one side and shark skin on the other.

Oh... btw... I really think it should be one bunny lash for every like and 20 for every share. -grins- That should turn those giggles every time your phone blips into another cute sound.
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I'm actually kind of ambivalent to sharp and pointies, but, I'll take sharp and pointy over bunny fur any day.

The intent is for me to be frustrated, yes.

I was smart enough that the privacy settings are so that it cannot be shared. Thankfully. I considered not...glad I went with putting it on lock down. Otherwise the old man might have considered more frustrating means.

Gah.
 
WickedSpitFire said:
I'm actually kind of ambivalent to sharp and pointies, but, I'll take sharp and pointy over bunny fur any day.

The intent is for me to be frustrated, yes.

I was smart enough that the privacy settings are so that it cannot be shared. Thankfully. I considered not...glad I went with putting it on lock down. Otherwise the old man might have considered more frustrating means.

Gah.
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-just giggles delightedly-

You're adorable.
 
Waking up to the realisation that I do not have to get out of bed ...at least not yet...it is Saturday.:rose::):rose:
 
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I really wanted to take a picture and share it, but someone wouldn't let me.

What made me smile today? Somebody wasn't careful and the bunny fur flogger got caught in the toy bag's zipper. Bunny fur tails no longer attached to the handle.

I laughed so hard I was almost in tears. And then I got my ass beat. Probably for the hell of it. More tears.

I couldn't help it. It was just too damn funny.
 
WickedSpitFire said:
I really wanted to take a picture and share it, but someone wouldn't let me.

What made me smile today? Somebody wasn't careful and the bunny fur flogger got caught in the toy bag's zipper. Bunny fur tails no longer attached to the handle.

I laughed so hard I was almost in tears. And then I got my ass beat. Probably for the hell of it. More tears.

I couldn't help it. It was just too damn funny.
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And here I thought Viv was the queen of brats...

That's hilarious.
 
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