IvoryTigress
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May have gotten a bit weepy over that.![]()

May have gotten a bit weepy over that.![]()
Thank you for sharing that lovely
You weren't the only one!
I think men and women alike can benefit from watching that.
Vi told me something once that someone told her...
"They always say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So who are you to tell someone else what they find beautiful, isn't?"
We're all beautiful in our own ways. Even if we ourselves can't see it!
My old man: Hun.
Me: What?
My old man: Don't what me.
Me: What are you talking about?
My old man: I can't believe you.
Me: ......what?!
My old man: I'm going to beat your ass for this.
Me: ....for what?
My old man sends me an MMS with the photo I may or may not have posted to FB.
Me: Oh. Thattttttttt. Haha. Okay.
My old man: Yeah. You're going to get your ass beat. With bunny floggers.
Me: Ughghgh. I hate the bunny floggers.
My old man: I know.
Me: It got 60 some likes, though. It was worth it.
My old man: You think so?
Me: Meh. Mebe.
My old man: You know you're going to get your ass beat with bunny floggers UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, right?
Me: What?!?!
My old man: Don't what me.
Me: Oh this sucks.
My old man: Still worth it?
Me: Grrrrrrrrrrr....I'm going to light those mother fuckers on fire.
My old man: Yeah that's what I thought. Touch my fuckin bunny floggers bitch and I will make
you wear a white god damned wedding gown.
Me: We'll match.
My old man: You think you're so cute...
.........
Lord I'm in trouble. I'm smiling, but I'm in trouble.
Oh..... That is awesome. So giggling with delight.
My old man: Hun.
Me: What?
My old man: Don't what me.
Me: What are you talking about?
My old man: I can't believe you.
Me: ......what?!
My old man: I'm going to beat your ass for this.
Me: ....for what?
My old man sends me an MMS with the photo I may or may not have posted to FB.
Me: Oh. Thattttttttt. Haha. Okay.
My old man: Yeah. You're going to get your ass beat. With bunny floggers.
Me: Ughghgh. I hate the bunny floggers.
My old man: I know.
Me: It got 60 some likes, though. It was worth it.
My old man: You think so?
Me: Meh. Mebe.
My old man: You know you're going to get your ass beat with bunny floggers UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, right?
Me: What?!?!
My old man: Don't what me.
Me: Oh this sucks.
My old man: Still worth it?
Me: Grrrrrrrrrrr....I'm going to light those mother fuckers on fire.
My old man: Yeah that's what I thought. Touch my fuckin bunny floggers bitch and I will make
you wear a white god damned wedding gown.
Me: We'll match.
My old man: You think you're so cute...
.........
Lord I'm in trouble. I'm smiling, but I'm in trouble.
*dies laughing*
You two are so awesomely cute together.
hehehehehehe.
*shakes head*
This shit aint really all that funny.
I cannot begin to describe how frustrating bunny flogger are.
He could put his full weight into in...and it'll make a resounding POP.
But I won't feel a damn thing.
*shakes head*
This shit aint really all that funny.
New rope and sockies.
Oh...oh my....I'll...just be...over here...
*shuffles off to attend to something*

-giggle purrs-Oh...oh my....I'll...just be...over here...
*shuffles off to attend to something*
Keep her busy, I'll get her stuff.![]()
-giggle purrs-
Before you go.. wanna pull my bow?
HEY! No No no no no no... I just learned how to tie up my boobs!
You cannot haz!
-giggles- My hands were still free ya know.I will, but I wanna keep you all tied up like that because it would be fun.
Tie up your...well, now I know what I want to see next!
-giggles- My hands were still free ya know.
I'll put this one here... but the other one is staying on the other site.
HEY! No No no no no no... I just learned how to tie up my boobs!
You cannot haz!
Yeah, I figured. But if I'm having any say, they're next. Also, saw the other pictures. Two distinct thoughts there: Ouch! and Omnomnom on the pretty neck...