Things that make you go :rolleyes:

[midwestyankee]

moronic lame....want to chat with me since you are a girl PMs.

Would you rather get moronic lame want-to-chat-with-you-since-you-teach-college PMs?

 

[Nightbird]

This made me smile and roll my eyes both at the same time!

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey

 

[Sarojaede]

Would you rather get moronic lame want-to-chat-with-you-since-you-teach-college PMs?

Only if they are from you, MWY.

But then, I can't recall you writing something moronic and lame.

 

[midwestyankee]

Only if they are from you, MWY.

But then, I can't recal you writing something moronic and lame.

You have mail.

 

[Sarojaede]

You have mail.

Whoooo...hooo...I shall treasure that always, dear MWY.

 

[midwestyankee]

Whoooo...hooo...I shall treasure that always, dear MWY.

I daresay, this suggests that you need a life, my dear.

 

[Sarojaede]

I daresay, this suggests that you need a life, my dear.

phhhhhhbbbbtttt!

 

[savannah_smiles]

Hearing the same joke over and over again

 

[midwestyankee]

phhhhhhbbbbtttt!

Well, you clearly need a few vowels.



Vanna, over here, let me buy a round of vowels for my good friend SJ.

 

[Sarojaede]

Well, you clearly need a few vowels.



Vanna, over here, let me buy a round of vowels for my good friend SJ.

Just make sure there's plenty of 'o's in that round of vowels.

 

[midwestyankee]

Just make sure there's plenty of 'o's in that round of vowels.

SJ, I'm more than happy to give you a bucket of o's.

 

[Sarojaede]

SJ, I'm more than happy to give you a bucket of o's.

Does that bucket of o's come with the flogger?!?

 

[midwestyankee]

Does that bucket of o's come with the flogger?!?

The flogger doesn't come, but can cause it if you so desire.

 

[Sarojaede]

The flogger doesn't come, but can cause it if you so desire.

hehehehe

promises, promises MWY

 

[midwestyankee]

hehehehe

promises, promises MWY

"If you can do it, it ain't bragging." Dizzy Dean

 

[Sarojaede]

"If you can do it, it ain't bragging." Dizzy Dean

Thanks for the morning...well...noon...chuckle, MWY.

 

[Eilan]

My two youngest girls share a bedroom. They go to bed at around 9:00, but they play together for a while before they finally go to sleep, which is fine because they don't have to get up early.

A few minutes ago, my three-year-old started screaming for my husband, so he went in to see what was going on. She'd somehow managed to get her leg stuck between her mattress and the bed frame. My husband freed her, and she came in the bedroom to see me. When I asked her what happened, she said, "I'm dead. I got killed, Mommy."

Where the hell do kids come up with this stuff?!

 

[center_stage]

So I work in retail and since it is the end of summer, we are having a an "End of Summer Sale" where certain items are 50% off. This customer comes into the store and picks up a bookmark that is $2, turns to me and says, "So with the 50% off how much will this be?" Are people really that bad at math?

 

[bobsgirl]

B's got football on. I tend to hear stupid things when football is on. Ben Roethlisberger is starting tonight--two weeks after an appendectomy and with a 104 degree fever.

Way to take one for the team, you big dope.

 

[Eilan]

B's got football on. I tend to hear stupid things when football is on. Ben Roethlisberger is starting tonight--two weeks after an appendectomy and with a 104 degree fever.

Way to take one for the team, you big dope.

Yeah, and the Steelers lost, too.

I didn't realize that appendectomies could be done laparoscopically now.

 

[bobsgirl]

Yeah, and the Steelers lost, too.

I didn't realize that appendectomies could be done laparoscopically now.

Well, I didn't really watch the game, but it just amazed me that he would do that. during the game the announcers were saying things like, "Hope he doesn't take a hit to the gut. It coulld really damage his incision..." Gee, ya think??

 

[Eilan]

Well, I didn't really watch the game, but it just amazed me that he would do that. during the game the announcers were saying things like, "Hope he doesn't take a hit to the gut. It coulld really damage his incision..." Gee, ya think??

I've gotta think that two weeks isn't nearly enough time for that to be healed. But I'm a wuss.

I guess he's lucky to be playing--or even alive--at all, considering that back in June he tried to break a car's windshield with his face.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Actually I have a friend who was a surgical tech so I asked about this. He said that two weeks is enough for the incision to heal, because the incision is so small. There's no chance to tear it open at that point, but it would still be tender.

It's amazing what they can do with a scope anymore. Anything where they are just removing something, like a appendix, gall bladder, even a localized cyst or tumor, they can do with a lap. Way faster healing and way less traumatic to the body.

Still, I'm sure he was wearing a flak jacket and was in a lot of pain today. Still there's got to be a lot of pressure on the kid. His trememdous rookie year, winning the super bowl but not really playing well, being stupid and almost getting killed on a motorcycle, THEN coming down with something silly like this? Plus, would you want your first game back to be agaisnt Jacksonville, or next week against Cinci?

Keep in mind also that he's a highly paid pro athlete. I give him credit for being a tough sumbitch. There are two types of football players: those that will fight through anything and those who get sidelined by a hangnail. Big Ben's tough, he'd make a heck of a hockey player.

 

[Eilan]

My third-grader is just learning to do cursive writing. Tomorrow she has a spelling test. The teacher expects the class to be able to write the spelling words in cursive. They've learned A, B, C, and O.

I'm going to sit down and write out the words so she can practice copying them. That is, if I can remember how to make the letters!

 

[Phaedre]

My third-grader is just learning to do cursive writing. Tomorrow she has a spelling test. The teacher expects the class to be able to write the spelling words in cursive. They've learned A, B, C, and O.

I'm going to sit down and write out the words so she can practice copying them. That is, if I can remember how to make the letters!

WTF? Really? The teacher's taught four letters and expects them to write all the words cursively? That's ridiculous.