Things that make you go :rolleyes:

[Verbiwhore]

wordplay makes me happy. one might even say it's WFMS. :>

ed

Mmm me too!

 

[Eilan]

I know it's a different area of Lit and that some people over there tend to disregard reality, but geez. . .

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=454024

 

[silverwhisper]

i really like the last line of your response.

ed

 

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[EJFan]

I know it's a different area of Lit and that some people over there tend to disregard reality, but geez. . .

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=454024

ok. you discovered my alt.

 

[midwestyankee]

Communicate, communicate, communicate. Some people just don't get it. Read this for the latest uber-example.

 

[silverwhisper]

that's fucking insane. completely, full-blown bat shit insane.

how do you do something like that and not tell your spouse?!

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

that's fucking insane. completely, full-blown bat shit insane.

how do you do something like that and not tell your spouse?!

ed

Not only that, but how does a family keep quiet about his living as a woman in the past? No one thought to clue this woman in until the shit hit the fan? Amazing.

This is two for the price of one. Not only did I read this bizarre story, but I got to get my Sir Paul fix for the day. Thanks, Yank!

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

Communicate, communicate, communicate. Some people just don't get it. Read this for the latest uber-example.

I'd be pissed if my husband had better breasts than I did. Or if he looked better in a bikini.

 

[Nightbird]

The email I received this morning. It originated from a guy in israel, written with broken english, and transcribed into something even less meaningful by the guy who sent it to me. I have no clue what they want, and it's apparently my fault.

They want your money Scaly.. Moo HA HA

 

[midwestyankee]

I'd be pissed if my husband had better breasts than I did. Or if he looked better in a bikini.

Yeah, but even in Denmark you can't get snark implants. You're safe.

 

[Sarojaede]

This news story

 

[midwestyankee]

This news story

God help the man who interferes with football - I just had a flashback to the anecdote from Friday Night Lights wherein the author reveals that at Permian High School the budget for athletic tape for the football team was larger than the English department's budget for textbooks.

 

[silverwhisper]

you have got to be fucking kidding me w/ that story!

idiots.

ed

 

[Mazuri]

Folks who think Viagra cures all problems...even if there isn't one.

 

[bobsgirl]

Vanity Fair publishing a 22-page spread of Tom and Katie's little daughter.

One more:

In the past few days, I've received more propositions via PM than I have since I joined Lit.

I don't want to be mean, but really, it's slimy in an amusing sort of way, and you will be discreetly mocked, then ignored.

 

[Eilan]

In the past few days, I've received more propositions via PM than I have since I joined Lit.

Fine. I get it. We won't be having hotlezcyber.

 

[wicked woman]

One more:

In the past few days, I've received more propositions via PM than I have since I joined Lit.

I don't want to be mean, but really, it's slimy in an amusing sort of way, and you will be discreetly mocked, then ignored.

Serves you right girl for using those luscious AVs! Don't you love the guys that have been around forever...no posts...no profile info...but PM with no chit chat but just a clear message that they want to cyber? yeah right dude...sure Sad thing is they send enough of those PMs out and they'll get what they're looking for.

 

[silverwhisper]

bad logic. esp when someone tries to use it in an argument. and most particularly, when they try it against me.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

Fine. I get it. We won't be having hotlezcyber.

Which one was you? You maybe coulda got lucky.

 

[bobsgirl]

Serves you right girl for using those luscious AVs! Don't you love the guys that have been around forever...no posts...no profile info...but PM with no chit chat but just a clear message that they want to cyber? yeah right dude...sure Sad thing is they send enough of those PMs out and they'll get what they're looking for.

I'm sure it was the AV. I don't think I give off particularly sexy vibes.

 

[Eilan]

Serves you right girl for using those luscious AVs! Don't you love the guys that have been around forever...no posts...no profile info...but PM with no chit chat but just a clear message that they want to cyber? yeah right dude...sure Sad thing is they send enough of those PMs out and they'll get what they're looking for.

Ya know, they could at least personalize the PM, instead of sending out the random wanna-fuck-form-letter.

When I receive a PM that says, "Your profile gave me blue balls. What are you going to do about it?" and I know that a hundred or so other ladies have gotten the same PM, I feel less special.

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan, are you seriously suggesting that these twits discover new uses for mail merge?

ed

 

[Cathleen]

The second and third posts on this thread... considering who and what he says the rollyeyes ain't enough.

How do I get my bf to go down on me?

Eilan -- do not, under any circumstances click that link!! Just don't, please.