Things You Should Never Google

[HoneyMeadows]

@Chillygirl the best advice I can give anyone on Lit is to never click on a link @Daisy_Love or @cheekygirl75 post. And if they tell you something is bad and not to look?! Run. The. Fuck. Away. As fast as you can!

Sorry I didn’t get to you sooner

I came here to say this

 

[pumaman23]

It appears nobody has said Santorum yet.

Sorry, I guess I already googled it for you.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’m way too curious for my own good

It’s like touching the paint when a ‘wet paint’ sign is up. You just can’t resist trying!

 

[Chillygirl]

Mr. Hands

Oh....there were so many things to go with this

 

[Mrtenant]

Spock Star Trek Porn

 

[Chillygirl]

Spock Star Trek Porn

Seriously how did they manage to keep straight faces?!

 

[Chillygirl]

Spicy Taco....this can go so many direction...

 

[Mrtenant]

Pencil dicks

 

[Chillygirl]

Pencil dicks

Sigh...at first I was like hey don’t dick shame....but then I saw it. Why?!

 

[Mrtenant]

Sigh...at first I was like hey don’t dick shame....but then I saw it. Why?!

Not shaming them. However, if you go to google images for the subject, there are some unusual images displayed surrounding the subject.

 

[Chillygirl]

Not shaming them. However, if you go to google images for the subject, there are some unusual images displayed surrounding the subject.

Oh I knew you weren’t shaming...especially when I got to the images!

 

[RDM97756]

I played softball with a team called Merkin... well I was curious what company that was... turns out the team I played was based off the last name of a guy and it is concrete construction... but googling Merkin on my work computer...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I follow this guy on TikTok who googles certain things so you don’t have to...but my curiosity got the better of me and I googled...my electronics will never be clean again!

So I thought I’d compile a list. Please feel free to add anything you’d like!

1. Munging

2. Amish Oil Change

3. Soggy Waffle

i just need to know...HOW?! How do these things come to be??

number three is AKA soggy biscuit

 

[hotoldrguy]

Blue Waffle

Seriously don’t do it.

did once, not again

 

[hotoldrguy]

Split cocks (sorry to go there but just don’t )

thanks for reminding me of that

 

[hotoldrguy]

Slovakian traffic cone

remind me never to go to Slovakia

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Seriously how did they manage to keep straight faces?!

This comment made me click that link

 

[Chillygirl]

This one is for the sadistic mofo’s

Texas Chili Bowl

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

This one is for the sadistic mofo’s

Texas Chili Bowl

That got the better of me so I googled it, really REALLY wish I hadn‘t

 

[Chillygirl]

And this one takes some strength and maybe a smaller gal

Green Bay Butter Churner (urban dictionary)

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

And this one takes some strength and maybe a smaller gal

Green Bay Butter Churner (urban dictionary)

The fact you even knew that was a thing both disturbs me and excites me

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

This one is for the sadistic mofo’s

Texas Chili Bowl

OMG. I ran away as fast as I could. But not fast enough. My eyes... my mind... X_X!!!

Your searches should have ratings like mild, intense, and mind fucking

 

[Chillygirl]

OMG. I ran away as fast as I could. But not fast enough. My eyes... my mind... X_X!!!

Your searches should have ratings like mild, intense, and mind fucking

Lol I thought my description was a warning!

 

[hotoldrguy]

This one is for the sadistic mofo’s

Texas Chili Bowl

gives new meaning to the words phone sex

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Lol I thought my description was a warning!

I have a tolerance for sadism... I didn't think it was gonna be mind fucking @_@