Things you would never say to the Invisible Man

[His_pet_slut]

I simply must know who does your hair! It is fab.

 

[Vixandra]

*snorts laughter*

Are you sure you're on the cross correctly? Here goes *swings paddle*



Go stand in the street and we'll see who stops- they care about you.


The sight of you sickens me.

 

[TarevaChine]

I'm sorry. I just don't want to see you anymore.

 

[Jaded_One]

I'm sorry. I just don't want to see you anymore.

Love it!

Haven't I seen you around here before?

 

[Jaded_One]

Haven't I seen you some where before?

Ooops.. repeat... sorry Red.


Would you mind hailing me a cab?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Would you be interested in modelling for my art class?

 

[YourCaptor]

Sometime talking to you is like taking to a brick wall!! ANSWER MEEEEEE!!!!!

 

[naxalite0906]

I looked for you at that party last night but couldn't see you.

 

[ruby_my_dear]

An off-colour post.

Are you feeling all right? You seem a little pale.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Don't take this the wrong way, but... fuck. You're invisible!

 

[Vixandra]

I just can't be seen with you anymore.

 

[ogre1244]

Don't I have a picture of you hanging up.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Um honey, have you seen the kids?

 

[ellpee]

I'm Sorry! I did not mean to step on your foot. I guess I just couldn't see where I was going.

"It wasn;t your foot?..... Whoa......"

 

[Danyka]

I didn't see that coming....

 

[bhndblueyes88]

"Put your hands where I can see them, or I'll shoot!"

 

[TarevaChine]

I haven't seen much of you lately. Where have you been hiding?

 

[Jaded_One]

You don't look anything like your photo.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

I see.

 

[CaresseDArcy]

I hope no one I know sees me here.

Could you just lay on the ground for a minute so I can pretend to levitate?

Would it be too much to ask for you to haunt my ex for a while? I'll give you free tanning at my salon.

 

[yourrealhero]

nice quote