Crystal_Dust
Unsafe at any speed
- Joined
- Sep 24, 2025
- Posts
- 1,127
Thinking: it’s cold and grey and this is gonna go on forever. I deserve treats.
Feeling: ugh
Doing: Reading
Feeling: ugh
Doing: Reading
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Thinking: blah, %&#**&, bleck.
Feeling: frustrated. I live in the US and I broke a tooth.
Fixing that will break the bank.
Doing: bitching on the internet and wishing I could masturbate, but I cant because orgasms make the throbbing tooth, throb louder.
you can get almost anything delivered.I'll try:
Thinking: I'm spending one night on the Upper West Side and I think I'm just gonna stay in.
Feeling: quite hungry, slightly tired and horny
Doing: scrolling for inspirational take-away cuisine within a fifteen minute walk
I wish ordering the universe to do my bidding were that easy.Orders a Nina for delivery
Oh dear! Another funnel gag user?I don't need no stinkin airholes.
I do need a hole for the ShePee tube, though.
i own a few in my emergency bags. I havent used them yet.Oh dear! Another funnel gag user?