Thinkings, feelings and...doings ~ 2013

[Crystal_Dust]

I would ask question #2

Thus we would be friends!

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Would you come to events and sit at the other end of the long table and not be compelled to come sit in my lap?

Would I have to make small talk with strangers? Because I could probably sit quietly and control myself but if I had to do that AND chit-chat??

 

[Nina327]

This we would be friends!

real friends would understand

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Thinking: I ain't rich enough to stalk either of these women but I get all entrepreneurial when they're talking about it.

Also thinking about a rerun of Massacre...AGAIN...now

The two of you are gonna know the moment I win the lottery

 

[SmilingLez]

This we would be friends!

I'm a good friend,
sharing secrets,
lips sealed

 

[monique_minx]

Right. gimme some of that MLM money!

My problem is I'm terribly honest!

I start off all "yeah it's a great little smelly incense melter."

And end up somewhere between "if the bulb burns out, you'll never find a match to replace it" and "sometimes it may catch fire"

 

[Nina327]

Would I have to make small talk with strangers? Because I could probably sit quietly and control myself but if I had to do that AND chit-chat??

Anyone I would want you to talk to would not mind you being quiet for a purpose. They would simply be happy that Im happy.
Anyone that's offended can go fuck themselves with a cactus.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Anyone I would want you to talk to would not mind you being quiet for a purpose. They would simply be happy that Im happy.
Anyone that's offended can go fuck themselves with a cactus.

Ok, I might be able to do this.
I’m not supposed to be wrapped around a little finger, playing a first crush type thing.
But here I fucking am.

 

[Nina327]

The two of you are gonna know the moment I win the lottery

Maybe not the moment. cuz I see someone showing up at my door, dressed as a 1940s jazz singer, handing me a plane ticket, singing me a song, and then telling me that Itsy is waiting for my plane to land.

My problem is I'm terribly honest!

I start off all "yeah it's a great little smelly incense melter."

And end up somewhere between "if the bulb burns out, you'll never find a match to replace it" and "sometimes it may catch fire"

well. I'd let you sell shit for me. The humor would be part of the appeal.

Ok, I might be able to do this.
I’m not supposed to be wrapped around a little finger, playing a first crush type thing.
But here I fucking am.

Would you be more comfortable sitting by my chair, with your head in my lap while I pet you?

I promise we will be sitting at the back wall of the restaurant.
No one else could see you... well.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

No, I want them to see me. I want them to see how I put myself at your feet, debasing myself for you, because I know how you adore me.
I’m annoyed at myself, but proud of this.

 

[Nina327]

No, I want them to see me. I want them to see how I put myself at your feet, debasing myself for you, because I know how you adore me.
I’m annoyed at myself, but proud of this.

well.

Now I want to go to every event within a hundred miles,
just so I can show you off.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

well.

Now I want to go to every event within a hundred miles,
just so I can show you off.

You have no idea how happy that would make me.
I would love to be your arm candy

 

[monique_minx]

well. I'd let you sell shit for me. The humor would be part of the appeal.

As long as you understand that I probably won't make you a cent unless I sell myself, we're golden

 

[monique_minx]

...even then, I'll probably be forthright about the fact that I bite, scratch, houdini my ass out of rope and am a general nuisance

 

[Nina327]

You have no idea how happy that would make me.
I would love to be your arm candy

mmmmm. candy. Happy, happy candy.

As long as you understand that I probably won't make you a cent unless I sell myself, we're golden

Oh. That's understood.

...even then, I'll probably be forthright about the fact that I bite, scratch, houdini my ass out of rope and am a general nuisance

That would only hike up the auction prices.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Quietly starts shopping for many sexy but disposable outfits

 

[Crystal_Dust]

I'm a good friend,
sharing secrets,
lips sealed

Secrets are so much fun

 

[SmilingLez]

Thinking - Yum, Thank you Connor (bro)
Feeling - full - happy tummy
Doing - finishing my smash burger from Huda's in Philly

 

[Nina327]

Thinking: I should get off my ass and make edibles. I've been told we are out.
Feeling: oddly shy. been letting friends read my other writings and... it's nerve-racking.

Doing: typing and poking myself till I go find my lost cookbook.
I want decadent pudding from scratch.

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Now I want a pastrami from a deli I used to know in Philly

 

[Crystal_Dust]

Thinking: I should get off my ass and make edibles. I've been told we are out.
Feeling: oddly shy. been letting friends read my other writings and... it's nerve-racking.

Doing: typing and poking myself till I go find my lost cookbook.
I want decadent pudding from scratch.

Yes. Cook for me!

 

[dct10538]

And me.

 

[Nina327]

Yes. Cook for me!

And me.

I love cooking for people.

love it

 

[SmilingLez]

Now I want a pastrami from a deli I used to know in Philly

Let's go!

 

[SmilingLez]

I love cooking for people.

love it

May I join?