This guy...

[HottieMama]

The fact that you got anal....for the first time...from/with a Jehovah's witness...is HILARIOUS...truly the stuff stand-up comedy is made out of... Glad you had a good time though...

Also, every time I see your username I can't help but think of what a SUPER AWESOME drag name that would be!

 

[CandiCame]

The fact that you got anal....for the first time...from/with a Jehovah's witness...is HILARIOUS...truly the stuff stand-up comedy is made out of... Glad you had a good time though...

Also, every time I see your username I can't help but think of what a SUPER AWESOME drag name that would be!

I know! It's so funny! Right after he got finished Jehova's witnessing to! And the way it played out, it seemed like that was the reason he came over! Which makes me think that he'd been thinking about it!

Update: I came into the living room this morning, and Jamie screams, "PEOPLE SCREAM WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING THEM!" at me, and then asked how it went. I told him it was a secret. He's a huge fucking gossip. I'm going to have to kill him and hide his body somewhere... I'm not gonna let him fuck this up for me.

His reaction was, "You may not know what you're doing, but you sure as hell sounded like you liked it,"

So I threw a bowl at him, missed, and, well, it was plastic, so nothing really happened.

Also, that IS what I went by in the drag show. I like it to! It's gonna be a great day today!

 

[CandiCame]

Also, really sore today


We went out again today to a gallery opening! He didn't talk about the sex, but he was soooo sweet- I think I have a secret gay boyfriend!! We just got back, but he can't stay over tonight because he has to work at 5:00- when he left he kissed me goodbye and flipped Jamie off! This is awesome!

We talked about the reason he doesn't want me to tell anyone, and it's that he's going to some kind of church trial right now, and this would definately get him kicked out. If he wants to lie to his god, that's his business. I asked him how he was gonna explain fucking an agnostic guy, but he keeps saying that I'm not a guy. I don't know if I should be insulted, but for some reason I can't. I really think he means it as a compliment.

 

[priapusone]

wow

nice story man! I am jealous!

 

[stude_cruiser19]

sounds like you had an amazing time

is this the same person that you were refering to in your " how to' post? seems like you hit it off really well with this guy

 

[CandiCame]

is this the same person that you were refering to in your " how to' post? seems like you hit it off really well with this guy

Yeah, it is!

I know- I think I have a secret gay boyfriend!!!

It makes me so happy! He's been spending a lot of time with me! I'm just so scared to jynx it!

 

[CandiCame]

Had an amazing night last night!

Hope everyone else did to!

My man just went to work and Jamie's still asleep- today it's MY friends who have taken over the couch! Mwahahaha!!!

Really wanna go take a bath, but I'm afraid that someone will wake up and want to use the bathroom/kick me out.

Cool stuff I did last night:

-Didn't win a drag lipsync off; didn't even place
-Did stripperobics- fell on my ass
-Tried to drink some kind of lemon shit and spit it all over a friend of mine. She laughed, so it was ok. I don't like lemon.
-Convinced the bartender I had turned 21 despite the year on my license!
-Didn't convince Bill to smoke pot, despite singing the song from Reefer Madness, substituting his name for Jimmy's (Come on Billy, Come on Billy, suck it down for Sally!)
-Didn't convince Bill to drink (so fucking strait edge!!!)
-Did sing Karaoke while so shit-faced I couldn't see the monitor- I have no idea what songs
-Did buy a chick a catctus
-Did turn down a blowjob from a hot, drunk chick (proud of myself for that one)
-Did leave a bar with the same people I came in with
-Didn't throw up!
-Did practice drinking and driving via Mario Kart
-Did beat the shit out of someone for not knowing who Gannondorf was by breaking this gay vampire lamp over him- he was so drunk he didn't notice
-Did run into a guy I hated and had my honor defended by my strait-edge boyfriend!!
-Did call him my boyfriend without being corrected- he called me his girlfriend; thought it was a secret, but whatever.
-Didn't... clean up the apartment yet

 

[priapusone]

so hot, luv this story, thanks man!

 

[CandiCame]

so hot, luv this story, thanks man!

Heh, don't thank me- I'm already pretty happy about it! It was amazing!

 

[Nina21]

I have no idea why, but that makes a LOT of sense, lol!

Because she seems like a prickly bitch? Lol.