This is Cady.

[Cady555]

Either it's just you and you're a weirdo or we all randomly pose by a piece of furniture, admire our sexiness, and go "Damn, I'm fine."

I'm not a weirdo. You're a weirdo! I'm ridiculous. Get it right.

 

[Cady555]

That is proper office attire

Thank you! Maybe I'll put the pics on my resume.

 

[ItalianStyle]

Hi Cady

 

[jasonmason]

Thank you! Maybe I'll put the pics on my resume.

I am pretty sure you would get many job offers

 

[taytay097]

i'm loving the black boots

 

[Cady555]

Hi Cady

Hi you! Sorry I still owe you a PM.

 

[Cady555]

I am pretty sure you would get many job offers

My parents would be so proud of me.

 

[Cady555]

i'm loving the black boots

Thank you! Your favorite color.

 

[ItalianStyle]

No worries. You know I'm patient...

Hi you! Sorry I still owe you a PM.

 

[jasonmason]

My parents would be so proud of me.

I am sure they will be.

 

[Cady555]

I am sure they will be.

LOL

 

[taytay097]

on you yeah it is

 

[Cady555]

on you yeah it is

Oh, stop. No really, don't stop.

 

[EndlessNameless]

I'm not a weirdo. You're a weirdo! I'm ridiculous. Get it right.

weirdo: a person who is extraordinarily strange or eccentric

ridiculous: arousing or deserving ridicule : extremely silly or unreasonable : absurd, preposterous

Hmm, not quite the same by definition but definitely related. No wonder we're such a good match.

Weirdo.

 

[Cady555]

weirdo: a person who is extraordinarily strange or eccentric

ridiculous: arousing or deserving ridicule : extremely silly or unreasonable : absurd, preposterous

Hmm, not quite the same by definition but definitely related. No wonder we're such a good match.

Weirdo.

I stopped reading at "arousing." CHECK!

 

[taytay097]

Why would I stop? I have all night

 

[Cady555]

Why would I stop? I have all night

Yay!

 

[taytay097]

Is that a good yay?

 

[Tastytooter]

The New, New Twilight Zone

This is an absolutely TRUE STORY of the supernatural, so if you suffer from perpetual nervousness, or are afraid of spiders, stop reading right.....now!

So upon returning from a Lit hiatus I discovered this thread, and like any reasonable person began reading through the whole thing and ogling Cady's pictures when I was supposed to be working. Everything was going fine, and then at some point I thought to myself "gee, she sure knows her way around a wardrobe. I bet doing laundry with her would be the sexiest chore ever." Nothing more profound than that. Well, what should happen on the VERY NEXT PAGE? Photo set of Cady propped up on a washing machine in knee socks and a tight sweater, all perfect pin-up pose and everything. "Hey, that's a funny coincidence" I thought. But was it a coincidence, reader? Keep reading to find out!
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...
And we're back. Pressing on through the read I continued to be impressed and excited by Cady's varying states of undress, and amused by the choice of props. I thought to myself "I wonder if this is the kind of woman who might wear a garter belt and stockings under a skirt to work?" You can probably guess what happened next.

So, what does it all mean? Well, clearly Cady's thread is some kind of very specific wish grant apparatus, like a magic lamp but only for photosets? I can't say for sure, but there's one way to find out. (thinks) (waits to check the next page for a picture of Cady holding a check made out to TastyTooter for $1,000,000)

 

[EndlessNameless]

I stopped reading at "arousing." CHECK!

I agree. My derp derpington ways are quite arousing. Like a boss.

 

[EctoJohn]

Sure - with my hands or my teeth?

Any way you choose.

 

[Cady555]

No worries. You know I'm patient...

 

[Cady555]

Is that a good yay?

Of course! Hence the smiley face, duh

 

[Cady555]

This is an absolutely TRUE STORY of the supernatural, so if you suffer from perpetual nervousness, or are afraid of spiders, stop reading right.....now!

So upon returning from a Lit hiatus I discovered this thread, and like any reasonable person began reading through the whole thing and ogling Cady's pictures when I was supposed to be working. Everything was going fine, and then at some point I thought to myself "gee, she sure knows her way around a wardrobe. I bet doing laundry with her would be the sexiest chore ever." Nothing more profound than that. Well, what should happen on the VERY NEXT PAGE? Photo set of Cady propped up on a washing machine in knee socks and a tight sweater, all perfect pin-up pose and everything. "Hey, that's a funny coincidence" I thought. But was it a coincidence, reader? Keep reading to find out!
...
...
...
And we're back. Pressing on through the read I continued to be impressed and excited by Cady's varying states of undress, and amused by the choice of props. I thought to myself "I wonder if this is the kind of woman who might wear a garter belt and stockings under a skirt to work?" You can probably guess what happened next.

So, what does it all mean? Well, clearly Cady's thread is some kind of very specific wish grant apparatus, like a magic lamp but only for photosets? I can't say for sure, but there's one way to find out. (thinks) (waits to check the next page for a picture of Cady holding a check made out to TastyTooter for $1,000,000)

This. Is. Awesome. I wish I had that kind of money though.

 

[Cady555]

I agree. My derp derpington ways are quite arousing. Like a boss.

Supah hawt.