This is for rejected authors

[cloudy]

It's disturbingly hurtful to read and make sense of your words. *scratching head*

Disturbing and hurtful it is, make sense of your words I cannot. Hmmmm.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I just add butt sex.

The stories always post.

Thats where I go wrong. My stories have everything butt sex.

 

[Masterofsmiles]

A dang

I think matriarch is a hottie but I have the wrong equipment

lol

 

[TxRad]

I just add butt sex.

The stories always post.

Shhhhhhhh!
You're not supposed to tell the secrets.....

 

[FatDino]

Disturbing and hurtful it is, make sense of your words I cannot. Hmmmm.

Stop it, will ya? Having dinner here, I am.

 

[Guest]

Thats where I go wrong. My stories have everything butt sex.

There could be a problem if the smut you are writing doesn't contain any smut.

Have you seen a doctor?

 

[Masterofsmiles]

ah the hidde tabootie

How can I be forgettin' that big ole bootie. It be like stylin'


girlfriend got a big ole fat bootie

 

[cloudy]

How can I be forgettin' that big ole bootie. It be like stylin'


girlfriend got a big ole fat bootie

Waiter?

I'll have some of whatever he's drinking.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

There could be a problem if the smut you are writing doesn't contain any smut.

Have you seen a doctor?

Yes, I have. They look pretty much like you and me, except for the rubber tube thing around their necks

 

[LadyCibelle]

Waiter?

I'll have some of whatever he's drinking.

Lol, make that a double for me.

 

[Masterofsmiles]

Which head Dino

You sure it was your head you were scratching and not your blue balls!"

LMAO

 

[cloudy]

You sure it was your head you were scratching and not your blue balls!"

LMAO

pssst...Dino is a GIRL.

and a quite pretty one, at that. I fully expect you to grovel and apologize profusely, even though I'm sure she won't accept it.

 

[FatDino]

You sure it was your head you were scratching and not your blue balls!"

LMAO

Wow. Now I see why your stories were rejected. Even your jokes aren't funny at all. *sigh*

 

[TxRad]

You sure it was your head you were scratching and not your blue balls!"

LMAO

Hmmm, me thinks someone hasn't been paying attention to closely.....

 

[cloudy]

Wow. Now I see why your stories were rejected. Even your jokes aren't funny at all. *sigh*

When he apologizes, now, you have to sniff, put your nose in the air, and then say something appropriately smart-assed.

Got it?

 

[rgraham666]

Hmmm, me thinks someone hasn't been paying attention to closely.....

Why should he pay attention? He obviously know everything.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

When he apologizes, now, you have to sniff, put your nose in the air, and then say something appropriately smart-assed.

Got it?

Yep. Sniff, nose, ass. Got it.

 

[FatDino]

When he apologizes, now, you have to sniff, put your nose in the air, and then say something appropriately smart-assed.

Got it?

Yes, ma'am. *stomps her foot and salutes*

 

[cloudy]

Yep. Sniff, nose, ass. Got it.

I've missed you.

 

[Guest]

Yes, I have. They look pretty much like you and me, except for the rubber tube thing around their necks

Rubber tube thing - an implement of torture, then?

No wonder you're not getting any help with the butt sex.

 

[cloudy]

Rubber tube thing - an implement of torture, then?

No wonder you're not getting any help with the butt sex.

yeah, I think a rubber tube thing would sorta scare me off, too.

 

[TxRad]

When he apologizes, now, you have to sniff, put your nose in the air, and then say something appropriately smart-assed.

Got it?

How do you spell dwebbe?

 

[rgraham666]

Rubber tube thing - an implement of torture, then?

I'll say! The damned thing's always freezing.

 

[Masterofsmiles]

sorry Dino

these days one can never be to sure about ones actual sex on line.

I am actually a Crossdressing dude with hair as thick as a gorillas. I am also "Special"

No actually I look like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire

Hows that for you. Makes you want to give up eating doesn't it

LOL

 

[FatDino]

Yep. Sniff, nose, ass. Got it.

Master cloudy, I'm not sure if I got it right the first time. Should I do what I think you asked me to do or should I listen to Strab?