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[Masterofsmiles]

I missed me too

Oh sorry Cloudy thought you were talking about me.

Forgive my Bill Clinton ego

When ever I miss myself I just look in the mirror and talk for hours

 

[LadyCibelle]

these days one can never be to sure about ones actual sex on line.

I am actually a Crossdressing dude with hair as thick as a gorillas. I am also "Special"

No actually I look like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire

Hows that for you. Makes you want to give up eating doesn't it

LOL

Damm, man. You're digging yourself a grave deeper than the Grand Canyon. Didn't your momma taught you to stop while you were still alive?

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Master cloudy, I'm not sure if I got it right the first time. Should I do what I think you asked me to do or should I listen to Strab?

For fuck's sake don't listen to me if you want to get anywhere at all in life.

 

[cloudy]

Master cloudy, I'm not sure if I got it right the first time. Should I do what I think you asked me to do or should I listen to Strab?

Always listen to the good doctor, but I'd advise swallowing those crackers before you read one of his posts.

 

[TxRad]

Always listen to the good doctor, but I'd advise swallowing those crackers before you read one of his posts.

It's be a good way to feed the pigeons.....

 

[Masterofsmiles]

Taught?

What is taught? Don't you mean teach , Lady?

anyways

I guess my humor is lost on the web.

"Never give up , Never, never never" Winston Churchill

 

[FatDino]

these days one can never be to sure about ones actual sex on line.

Well, no, but I'm certain I put up my webcam AV here a while ago. But again, it doesn't seem like you have been reading and paying enough attention, I guess that becomes understandable.

I am actually a Crossdressing dude with hair as thick as a gorillas. I am also "Special"

No actually I look like Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire

Hows that for you. Makes you want to give up eating doesn't it

LOL

I am not sure why that would make me lose my appetite, I actually happen to like that movie a lot. It also happens that I've finished my dinner, quite delightful I must say. And I cooked it myself, so, there's another reason to not give up eating.

Also, anyone who refers himself to a gorilla tends to have brain, and dick, as little as those primates'.

I want to type "LOL" here, but I'm enjoying my water, and I don't think talking to you is worth losing a good gulp of pure fluid.

 

[Masterofsmiles]

ok enough of this nonsense

I need to get back to my real life

Hope You all had fun

 

[LadyCibelle]

What is taught? Don't you mean teach , Lady?

anyways

I guess my humor is lost on the web.

"Never give up , Never, never never" Winston Churchill

taught, past tense of teach. Even though in that case you're right it should have been 'teach' and not 'taught'.

You see now, that's what being an adult is all about......you admit when you're wrong. You should try it, it's really empowering.

 

[FatDino]

It's be a good way to feed the pigeons.....

I hate those wingged creatures. Absolutely hate them.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I hate those wingged creatures. Absolutely hate them.

shh! some of them post here, you know....

 

[FatDino]

shh! some of them post here, you know....

I hate them to the point that it doesn't even matter.

They've stolen my room, my window, my breeze, my quiet mornings, and my attention.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I hate them to the point that it doesn't even matter.

They've stolen my room, my window, my breeze, my quiet mornings, and my attention.

Time to buy an eagle.

 

[cloudy]

Time to buy an eagle.

or a pigeonhawk.

 

[FatDino]

or a pigeonhawk.

Anything that eats them will work just fine for me.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Anything that eats them will work just fine for me.

In Los Angeles I see plastic owls on the roofs of houses. No idea if that works, but they look mighty fine anyway.

 

[TxRad]

In Los Angeles I see plastic owls on the roofs of houses. No idea if that works, but they look mighty fine anyway.

Yeap, they work on pigeons, and on mice and rats, not to mention squirrels....

Old farm boy here.....

 

[Trombonus]

I need to get back to my real life

Hope You all had fun

What a shame. How will we ever manage without you?

 

[FatDino]

In Los Angeles I see plastic owls on the roofs of houses. No idea if that works, but they look mighty fine anyway.

The problem is, my roommates insist on letting them feed the birds and I'm not the type that can steel herself against 3 puppy-looking girls.

 

[LadyCibelle]

What a shame. How will we ever manage without you?

Trom, I love you! That's the second time today you make me spew my drink.

 

[Trombonus]

Trom, I love you! That's the second time today you make me spew my drink.

I try my best.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Yeap, they work on pigeons, and on mice and rats, not to mention squirrels....

Old farm boy here.....

Cool. I guess they just have it wired into their brains to be scared of them. Like me and store mannequins.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

The problem is, my roommates insist on letting them feed the birds and I'm not the type that can steel herself against 3 puppy-looking girls.

I've never steeled myself against 3 puppy-looking girls, but I'd like to try.

 

[FatDino]

I've never steeled myself against 3 puppy-looking girls, but I'd like to try.

With endless eye-battings, pleadings, and shoulder rubbings, I don't think anyone could steel against these three.

 

[matriarch]

*peeping round the frame*..........has he gone?

He has?

Oh good.