This is for Wizzie, the pool party boy.....

<----grabbing a program - eyes rolling around in his head after reading this thread from beginning to end - even we god's are confused; the fog has obscured the view from Mt. Olympus.

Who's dewin who?...that's the question.

:)
 
HELLO EVERYONE!!! Are those brownies I see, could I have one or two maybe please?
 
Jeff Came back and now that hes here i have to step aside and let hunny have him, after all he was her first bb love
 
well if your going to that then i am going to stop complaining then,

places hands on naked hunnys ass as i return the hug
 
one hand goes up behind Nakeds head and turn her face to mine. and poulls our parted lips together.
 
MMFFPPHH Nevermind Jeffie!! *snakes her arms back around Bobtoad and presses her body into his*
 
still in twined in one anothers armsa nd lips our naked bodies grind in the warm sunlight.
 
Sweetie arent you sick of everyone watching us lets go make love elsewhere they can all wonder!!
 
alright i hear the pool house has a lock on it with no windows to be peeked in on!! :D
 
OK sweetie lets get out of here!! OH wait a minute dont want to forget this *grabs the closest can of whipped cream and a bowl of strawberries* HEHE lets see what we can do with these!!
 
oh boy, i cnt wait i heard of all kinds of games to play with these items , how bot a bottle of chocolate syrup just in case?
 
*sighs* Nekkie, this was supposed to be Siren's pool party, not Bobtoads christening into the realm of sexual adventurer. I left some dessert in the car, would you two be a dear and go get it? Theres alot. Thank you :)

KillerMuffin quickly drills several strategic holes in the walls of the new trysting place while they toodle off.

Thank you very much. Here, have some vanilla frosting, its lovely with strawberries.

KillerMuffin watches the two disappear into the small building.

Okay, Two bucks for a five minute peek. Who wants a ticket?
 
Guess not...(walking away feeling all alone...and really hungry for one of those brownies) I'll go find a party where they share
 
loud moanings and toads screaming in pleasure along with some threasdhin about can be heard then suddenly the noise stops. All of a sudden killer backs up from the hole with her face soak and wet . bobtoad just shot her with a super soaker 3000.
 
I'm sellin tickets you ass, that was Deborah (who always gets a complimentary ticket when she brings The Dildo with her). I suggest you run. Fast.
 
Toad you idiot if Deborah impales you with her 16 inch dildo its your own stupid fault!! Men are so dense sometimes!! Muff will you help me cum Mr. Toad left me unsatisfied once again!!
 
oh damn i am in shit now.

oh well thanks for guruhood in 22 days and 36 minutes :D
luv ya naked hunny
 
OH you stupid fucker you beat me by like a damn day and a half i hate you i hate you i hate you !!Everyone Mr. Toad is an ass get him!!! Remember i was here first and everyone loves a little Naked Hunny!!
 
Of course I will Hunny, just wash the toad off... use Borax. Who the heck cares that he made guru in less time than you? I don't, guru is the same as not. We are still newbies. We are just very prolific newbies.
 
Ya know Muff you and i will probably get a 1000 posts on the same day!! What a party that will be!!
 
The Proliferation of the 1,000 Poster Newbies! Film at 11

I just thought of something awful. Siren just went through it, Hecate's is already found, yours was mentioned a time or two... but mine???

What on earth am I gonna smack down there for a title?!?

It took me years just to come up with KillerMuffin!!! Oh gawd, I'ma hit 999 and start up with MuffinKiller or something, oooohhh thats just as bad.

*has a nuerotic episode*
 
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