This is for Wizzie, the pool party boy.....

[Naked Hunny]

Calm down sweetiepie i know its coming fast at our average rate of 50 posts a day ugh we could be at 1000 by next week!! Trust me i have no clue what im gonna use i think ill ask the board!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Shhhhh I'm having a nuerotic episode (read it phonetically and notice the intentional typo). You can join me if ya'll like. *grinnin lasciviously*

Damn, where Expertise when ya need him??? He's as bad as a cop sometimes, sheeeeesh.

 

[Naked Hunny]

oh sorry missed that hehe!! Ill gladly join you!! Expertise is still ignoring me for that damn Cat Lady!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Was it Natasha Kinski?

Whats with him and catwomen? First it was April "Catwoman" Drew, now its that Lioness chick. Did he watch that catpeople movie too often or what?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Maybe he has a thing for tails!! Maybe he should go visit the How to.. board hehe!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, thinkin about April in the latex Catwoman catsuit... I don't blame Expertise at all. I'd let her do the Double Can Raid Death Dance at my cockroaches anytime. Talk about a hot tamale there. Woooooheeeeee, almost as good as droolin over you Nekkie.

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH Muff i cant believe you compared me with the likes of April she is much more beautiful than I!! I am so flattered!!

 

[Expertise]

*Extremely Curiouse*

How do you guys know this stuff?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*grinnin at Expertise*

Well, we are the bulletin board terrorists PM Byng. It behooves us to have the skinny on the movers n shakers around here if we're going to perpetrate our nefarious hijackings doesn't it?

Are you naked?

 

[Naked Hunny]

If hes naked in this thread im in bigger trouble than i thought in the other thread!! HEHE OH well Expertise and I naked and im in his arms oh this is a good day!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

HEY!!!! How did you get so freakin lucky???? I must be chopped liver. I should change my name to KillerChoppedLiver because thats what I am. Here I sit, all horned up from studyin Java and no one to blow. This bites the big one. I'm now KillerChoppedLiver not muffin anymore.

ChoppedLiver, it isn't just for breakfast anymore

*sniffle* that doesn't even work!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

*goes and cuddles up next to Muff* I still love you cupycake!! *kisses Muffs tears away*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cooool the pity party thing worked. I wonder if I can get a mercy fuck outta Expertise...

*snuggles up to Nekkie*

Nek? Did we just hijack this thread too?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Muff darlin its our job to hijack threads besides the board is pretty boring right now

 

[Expertise]

OF all the strange things that made me horny in my life, and there have been lots, JAVA is not one of them.

the wind, a ball cap on backwards,belly button rings, desert ....nope never JAVA

*yikes*

 

[KillerMuffin]

True, we're aren't exactly enlivening it with stimulating thought provoking topics though...

Maybe we should start a thread called "Will Expertise mercy fuck ChoppedLiver??"

or perhaps

"Coping with bulletin board Multiple Personality Disorders"

or we could go to the how to part and start one

"I need help, I wanna seduce my dad, but only to give him blue balls, the mother fucker. He won't buy me a car. I'm 28, really not a teenager you assholes. Fuck you!"

 

[Naked Hunny]

I for one can say What the fuck is JAVA??

 

[Expertise]

A "computer language". Either that or shes into Indonesian geography.

Either way ... a weird thing to get hot n bothered about... but who am I to argue.

She is certainly not Chopped Liver. Chopped Livers ...well ....yucky.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Java2 the programming language. The book has all sorts of references to Clint Eastwood for some odd reason. Cowboys crank my camshaft hoooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee.

Hey Expertise... ya'll have a cowboy hat? Some chaps maybe? *licking lips* Canadian cowboys are pretty damned yummy.

 

[Naked Hunny]

hehe Expertise in chaps and a cowboy hat hehe.. oh wait he would probably have other clothes on too shit nevermind!!

 

[Expertise]

Horseback riding in anything less than jeans chafes....but offer me the right inducement....

BTW I look pretty silly in a cowboy hat....I think i'd look alright in fox hunting toggs though.

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is my sexually deviated little fantasy, Expertise is wearing chaps and thats it. Horse is not involved, that would require more details than I wanna commit to. Back to the fantasy...

Busily dusting in the study when Expertise comes in from the range wearing only his chaps, having shed the hat and the rest of his togs at the door. A long day of cowboyin up hasn't settled him down in the least, he is interested in cowboyin me up...

Mmmmmmm, I'll be right back...

 

[Expertise]

*I am becoming even more pathetic*

Evenin' ma'am, sorry t' come in t' yer Parlor all hot n' sweaty ... seems kinda' strange that I still wanna' be rode hard 'n put away wet.....

*as he undid the holster from the inside of this flexed thigh*

 

[Naked Hunny]

IM mad at Expertise he can keep his fuckin chaps to himself sniffle sniffle he dumped me for the damn cat woman again!!

 

[Siren]

WTF???????