Thong Thursday

instructions
-remove thong
-ingest viagra if necessary
-replace pillow with @BDA73
-insert tab A into slot B
-pray you last more than 3 strokes
First climb aboard my face so the three strokes will have to wait until you flood me with your juices
 
You really know how to make it hard to be out in public looking at your pictures. I’m sure someone’s noticed the bulge!
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as long as the front of the pants arent

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also...yes, I do like to make it hard.
rest of the sentence not needed
 
you could have re-enacted the new trend in porn that makes no sense with the woman "trapped" under the desk/bed/washing machine
I have always wanted to see a realistic satire of this, where some creepy guy is checking out a hot female relative and then the bed collapses on her and he has to deal with a spinal injury and emergency services
 
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