Thong Thursday

I have always wanted to see a realistic satire of this, where some creepy guy is checking out a hot female relative and then the bed collapses on her and he has to deal with a spinal injury and emergency services
the better ones are the silicone dolls of just the torso and the guy is masturbating/fucking it and then his "sneaky" sister-in-law replaces it with her and the guy somehow doesnt notice until....OMG what the hell!? oh well, might as well keep giving her the dick because she loves it.

who writes this shit?

and also..i mean...is it a huge fantasy to want to fuck your mom or sister? i mean...at least make it your best friend's mom or sister!? maybe thats just me
 
It sure is
Thank you, cadman! :kiss: πŸ₯° πŸ«‚
Love them apples and beautiful buns. Bet your peach is amazing as well.
I hope so, thank you, heath! πŸ₯°:kiss:πŸ«‚
Wow! Another Incredibly Gorgeous View!
Thank you for always being Amazing!
Thank you so much, Winchester! πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ«‚
I don't know if He makes little green apples, but He sure sculpted THAT apple by hand!
haha, I thank you for that, Lusty! 😘πŸ₯°πŸ«‚
Where the hell do you pick apples in July?
I was thinking about those beautiful peaches in the foreground
In Maryland, peaches aren't ready yet! ;)πŸ˜˜πŸ«‚πŸ₯°
You look stunning in green. So extremely sexy....Wow!!
Thank you, Blueeyes, always making me blush! 😊πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ€—
That apple looks ripe and juicy! One too good to leave hanging around on the tree! πŸ˜‰
Aww, thank you, Jw! πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ€—
Oh! The apples are up there? Sorry, I got distracted..... πŸ₯΅ :love:
I'm not sure how much help I would be but I like to offer it anyway. :giggle:
haha, I'm sure you'd be of immense help, Cogan! :sneaky:πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ«‚πŸ«‚
Ahh yet you blend in so well with the orchard! Gorgeous TK
Thank you, Twisted, I always try to blend! ;)πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜πŸ€—
 
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