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[TheWorldBuilder]

Needs more

 

[tugger1987]

Needs more

I don’t like football anymore people start on me

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Only Richard Cranium.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm back, peeps

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Lying on it underneath me?

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm back, peeps

Peepsicles

 

[kreemi_pi]

Lying on it underneath me?

You know i like to be on top

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hi hi hi y'all

Q: What's sweet, melts fast, and dresses in blue?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Hi hi hi y'all

Q: What's sweet, melts fast, and dresses in blue?

A: a Copsicle

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Missionary, doggy, in the saddle... Just so long as there's a stiff, thick cock and lots of orgasms.

 

[kreemi_pi]

So anyway...how bout a limerick?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Gimme a word to start with

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Engorged.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Antidis'stablishmentarian
So many beats, yeah that a scary one
I'll force it in place
Then sit on its face
Fool around, but I won't marry one

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

....or 'fertile' if the first one I gave you is too hard.

 

[kreemi_pi]

At first, was his member engorged
She fucked him so hard it looked scourged
The steel pipe erection
It went down in sections
Like a dead dragon that got St. George'd

 

[kreemi_pi]

When the time cums this lovely is fertile
She must overcome some big hurdles
The swamp water smells
The challenge of shells
Oh, the sex life of a turtle

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I never had a sister
and often wondered why
I didn't have a sister
as cute as @kreemi_pi

 

[kreemi_pi]

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!

HUHH????

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!

 

[kreemi_pi]

I never had a sister
and often wondered why
I didn't have a sister
as cute as @kreemi_pi

Awwwww

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

You know how (and where) I like you.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Limericks, like sailor shanty's
Lack elegance of Cervantes
The chivalrous way
Of Don Quixo TE
Got me quite wet in my panties

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

As I nightly fall asleep
Kreemi in my dreams does creep
Making images in my head
And large wet patches in my bed.

 

[kreemi_pi]

As I nightly fall asleep
Kreemi in my dreams does creep
Making images in my head
And large wet patches in my bed.

Noice

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Kreemi, apple of my eye
O'er land and sea please fly
'Til you land on England's shore
To meet a man who you adore.