Three-word Story (plagiarism!)

[YinandYang]

my need to

 

[h_i_s]

my need to

reach out and

 

[Kajira Callista]

reach out and

strangle the bastid

 

[laurel-marie]

strangle the bastid

Later that evening

 

[h_i_s]

Later that evening

my cellphone rang

 

[Kajira Callista]

my cellphone rang

and i couldn't

 

[laurel-marie]

and i couldn't

quite reach it

 

[sphynx's dragon]

before it fell...

 

[Kajira Callista]

before it fell...

in the toilet

 

[Deadly Guardian]

my master called

 

[AngelicAssassin]

yet i failed

 

[bronntanas]

to call back.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

May i burn

 

[Kajira Callista]

May i burn

in my own

 

[bronntanas]

bit of Hell

 

[Kajira Callista]

bit of Hell

with my phone

 

[bronntanas]

and some Tigerbalm.

 

[Kajira Callista]

and some Tigerbalm.

in the deepest

 

[AngelicAssassin]

darkest, barrel bottom

 

[bronntanas]

recesses of my

 

[DVS]

recesses of my

cell phone bill.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

after midnite, alone

 

[Kajira Callista]

after midnite, alone

drunk, and broke

 

[h_i_s]

eating Hamburger Helper

 

[budderfwy]

I decided to