Time changes and trolls

[dontbackdown]

It's an art form of sorts.

It is. At times it's like watching rats that never look up.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It is. At times it's like watching rats that never look up.

Their loss, bless 'em.

 

[dontbackdown]

Their loss, bless 'em.

"There ya go again." *snicker*

You really could make it as Sec. State. <SIGH> An office I could never aspire to, or any one of sound mind would ever nominate me to.

 

[Dogoda]

I refuse to "fall back". I will live in the future .....FOREVER !!!!!! .....well..... until we "spring forward"......... never mind.

 

[dontbackdown]

I refuse to "fall back". I will live in the future .....FOREVER !!!!!! .....well..... until we "spring forward"......... never mind.

There's a germ of an idea there. Just keep jumping time zones.

I was always somewhat astounded/amazed/confused every time I flew back from the far east. I arrived before I ever left.

 

[Bidin~Time]

"There ya go again." *snicker*

You really could make it as Sec. State. <SIGH> An office I could never aspire to, or any one of sound mind would ever nominate me to.

I've no idea why you would wish such a thing on me. Besides, all those fancipants diplomats wouldn't have idea in the world how to handle me.

I refuse to "fall back". I will live in the future .....FOREVER !!!!!! .....well..... until we "spring forward"......... never mind.

I know it's just an hour, but if you wouldn't mind keeping me posted on what to expect this winter, that would be terrific.

 

[dontbackdown]

I've no idea why you would wish such a thing on me. Besides, all those fancipants diplomats wouldn't have idea in the world how to handle me.

Like Trump ya mean?

I know it's just an hour, but if you wouldn't mind keeping me posted on what to expect this winter, that would be terrific.

I foresee that the days will be shorter. Colder and wetter that it was this past summer, thereby 'proving' that climate change is disastrous. You'll begin to notice that as the days become shorter that even at mid-day there's going to be a 'yellowish' tinge to the light. A certain sign of impending doom.

After this brief period of darkness during which 70% of all life will be wiped up, the Sun will return to brighten up your days, assuming you survive.

Me? Prime pelt season approacheth. I'm going to go out and kill shit.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Like Trump ya mean?





I foresee that the days will be shorter. Colder and wetter that it was this past summer, thereby 'proving' that climate change is disastrous. You'll begin to notice that as the days become shorter that even at mid-day there's going to be a 'yellowish' tinge to the light. A certain sign of impending doom.

After this brief period of darkness during which 70% of all life will be wiped up, the Sun will return to brighten up your days, assuming you survive.

Me? Prime pelt season approacheth. I'm going to go out and kill shit.

I'm saving this to a spreadsheet and if you're right, we'll take ya on the road.

 

[dontbackdown]

I'm saving this to a spreadsheet and if you're right, we'll take ya on the road.

Motivational speaking?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Motivational speaking?

More like Jean Dixon.

 

[dontbackdown]

More like Jean Dixon.

No way. I'll just read "The Old Farmers Almanac." But then again, if they want to pay to hear that recitation..............why not?

 

[Bidin~Time]

No way. I'll just read "The Old Farmers Almanac." But then again, if they want to pay to hear that recitation..............why not?

"There's one born every minute" worked for ole P.T. til he had to retire the elephants.

<makes a note to buy an elephant>

 

[dontbackdown]

"There's one born every minute" worked for ole P.T. til he had to retire the elephants.

<makes a note to buy an elephant>

You don't have to buy them. They're free to anyone that can foot the feed bill.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You don't have to buy them. They're free to anyone that can foot the feed bill.

Well then, you better get to rehearsing that Almanac. Jumbo needs a couple of tons of grain and hay.

ummm...no pressure or anything...

 

[dontbackdown]

Well then, you better get to rehearsing that Almanac. Jumbo needs a couple of tons of grain and hay.

ummm...no pressure or anything...

Whoa, when did I buy into the elephant trip? Is your maiden name Patel or something?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Whoa, when did I buy into the elephant trip? Is your maiden name Patel or something?

No, but Petal is his girlfriend's name and I may put down a deposit.


How's the rehearsing going?

 

[dontbackdown]

No, but Petal is his girlfriend's name and I may put down a deposit.


How's the rehearsing going?

Great!!!! I've got the fifth amendment down pat now.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Great!!!! I've got the fifth amendment down pat now.

Stay positive!!

Momma wants a new elephant!!

 

[dontbackdown]

Stay positive!!

Momma wants a new elephant!!

You're not going to let this go, are you?

 

[Bidin~Time]

You're not going to let this go, are you?

Would it surprise you if I said probably not?

 

[dontbackdown]

Would it surprise you if I said probably not?

<sigh>

Very well, you pick the elephant but I get to pick the name.

 

[Bidin~Time]

<sigh>

Very well, you pick the elephant but I get to pick the name.

We may have to negotiate some terms seeing as how you gave in WAAAY too easy.

 

[dontbackdown]

We may have to negotiate some terms seeing as how you gave in WAAAY too easy.

You haven't seen my list of name yet. Not to mention that I'll feed it and you can expect a bigger shovel for Mother's Day.

 

[Bidin~Time]

You haven't seen my list of name yet. Not to mention that I'll feed it and you can expect a bigger shovel for Mother's Day.

Precisely why further negotiations are in order.

I may be easy but I ain't cheap...wait, that didn't come out quite right.

 

[dontbackdown]

Precisely why further negotiations are in order.

I may be easy but I ain't cheap...wait, that didn't come out quite right.

Too late, there are all sorts of unintended consequences.